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danisdubbin
22 posts
34 months
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Ari said: And foglights in clear vis, obviously. What are we supposed to be impressed by, the fact that your Mondeo LX has them fitted thus differenciating it minutely from the L, or the fact you're able to operate the switch? lol
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ADM06
483 posts
41 months
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g3org3y said: Random M badges including the one shown below stuck on the back of an X5  At least if you're going to try and pretend to be an X5M (it was a 3.0d) try and keep pace. After overtaking said X5, was amusing to see said owner try to keep up in the twisties. Suppose he took offence at not being able to keep up with a 26 year old E30 despite the EMMMM POWAH. I love how s  t these halfords special badges are. Couldn't get the copyright for the "M" So it just says "power"? Hah!
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Hugo a Gogo
15,140 posts
102 months
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slamming my finger in the back hatch how the f k did I stand on the left side of the car, close the hatch with my right hand, and catch the middle finger of my left hand in the hatch? f k my luck, nob
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carlove
3,689 posts
36 months
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People at traffic lights with two lanes to go straight on who decide to go as fast as the can away from the lights only to go painfully slow when it is back to one lane, Mr silver C200 this is about you.
While I am at it people who go down NSL roads really slow and then if there is an overtaking opportunity or the road goes into a dual carriageway they speed up.
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TameRacingDriver
8,226 posts
141 months
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g3org3y said: Random M badges including the one shown below stuck on the back of an X5 At least if you're going to try and pretend to be an X5M (it was a 3.0d) try and keep pace. After overtaking said X5, was amusing to see said owner try to keep up in the twisties. Suppose he took offence at not being able to keep up with a 26 year old E30 despite the EMMMM POWAH. I saw a BMW "M/X5" the other day 
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LotusOmega375D
2,114 posts
22 months
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Here's a couple: more "fanny" than "knob" though.
Women who wander aimlessly around car-shows, totally oblivious to their handbag and its proximity to the paintwork of the cars. Of course they will treat you to a foul-mouthed barrage if you ever dare to point this out.
The other day we even had one who managed to run her kid's pushchair down the side of an exhibiting car!
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GVK
259 posts
111 months
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mgmrw said: Lots of drivel throughout this thread Someone with over 16,000 posts on PH in just over a year. Knob.
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mercfunder
2,596 posts
42 months
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GVK said: mgmrw said: Lots of drivel throughout this thread Someone with over 16,000 posts on PH in just over a year. Knob. Probably not, just some sad git with no other outlet for his opinions, though I do wonder when he finds time for work or play with that amount of posts.
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TankRS
1,414 posts
23 months
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Hugo a Gogo said: slamming my finger in the back hatch how the f k did I stand on the left side of the car, close the hatch with my right hand, and catch the middle finger of my left hand in the hatch? f k my luck, nob i had a similar thing yesterday, despite knowing i'd just opened the boot to put all the shopping in, i swung back around to put the stuff in the boot and thud  right on the boot catch too! had an imprint of it on my forehead for a good hour or so after LotusOmega375D said: Here's a couple: more "fanny" than "knob" though.
Women who wander aimlessly around car-shows, totally oblivious to their handbag and its proximity to the paintwork of the cars. Of course they will treat you to a foul-mouthed barrage if you ever dare to point this out.
The other day we even had one who managed to run her kid's pushchair down the side of an exhibiting car! the only women at a car show should either be exibitors/stand girls or genuine enthusiasts! i dont even consider inviting the mrs to a show as i know she has no real interest in seeing them stood still, is quite partial to a bit of racng tho.
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Tokar
136 posts
50 months
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People driving down a NSL duel carriageway only to brake at every speed camera they see.
This is the A505 between Royston and Baldock. There are 3-4 cameras and the number of drivers I see who do not know the correct speed limit is astounding.
They either think that the limit is 60, therefore are happy to break the limit by a good margin (often at normal motorway speed, so 75 ish) or have little idea as to what the numbers on their speedo represent.
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PSBuckshot
4,641 posts
28 months
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Bus drivers who see I'm in a small car and just pull out of their stop. Pisses me off loads.
Also cyclists on narrow(ish) country roads who ride in the middle of the lane and will not move over so I can get past in my car. They do it on purpose, and then they moan when they get grief.
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haircutmike
6,731 posts
73 months
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PSBuckshot said: Bus drivers who see I'm in a small car and just pull out of their stop. Pisses me off loads.
Also cyclists on narrow(ish) country roads who ride in the middle of the lane and will not move over so I can get past in my car. They do it on purpose, and then they moan when they get grief. I live around the Box Hill area where the Olympic cycling event is to take place. At the moment on any weekend, there are hundreds and hundreds of additional cycles plus mini cycle events in the areea! Cycling 2 & 3 abreast, no clue as to what is happening on the road. Why don't they just watch it on television and f*ck of out of my area, nobs!!!
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Stiggolas
6 posts
16 months
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Intolerant b ds....knob.....
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uncle tez
338 posts
20 months
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People who talk like there asking a question ?
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Byard
532 posts
43 months
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uncle tez said: People who talk like there asking a question ? I don't understand what you mean?
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zeduffman
263 posts
20 months
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uncle tez said: People who talk like there asking a question ? Americans, then 
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PSBuckshot
4,641 posts
28 months
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uncle tez said: People who talk like there asking a question ? I'm Ron Burgandy?
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Calamity James
118 posts
72 months
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PSBuckshot said: I'm Ron Burgandy? Go f k yourself PistonHeads.
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muthaducka
372 posts
53 months
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Driving on motorway at 70 with cruise control, pass a car in the middle lane, pull over into the left lane and slowly approach a truck or slower vehicle.
Car in middle lane stays put while the left lane is empty with faster cars driving round on either side. The car increases speed to pass me then slows right down and levels with my speed causing me to switch off cruise control, brake, go round the mo-fo and pull back in again. Grrrr.
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XitUp
7,690 posts
73 months
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People who are so s t at driving/blind that they can't overtake a cyclist without them hugging the grass verge.
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