Pampas grass in the front garden?

[Zwoelf]

Dog Star said:

a cheese plant

At the risk of incurring a whoosh parrot, a what now?

[HOGEPH]

I had a large pampas grass in the garden of my house when I moved in 6 years ago. Couldn't burn it out as it was alongside the oil tank, and it took me months to dig it out bit by bit.

No one came by offering me sex with their wife either.

[Zwoelf]

HOGEPH said:

No one came by offering me sex with their wife either.

Had they seen yours?

[anonymous-user]

HOGEPH said:

I had a large pampas grass in the garden of my house when I moved in 6 years ago. No one came by offering me sex with their wife either.

Same here i think it must have grown through from next doors garden as there's generally lots of differing 'activity' , going on there on various occasions.

[parakitaMol.]

This is true. The Comic STrip Presents created their final production based on this premise so it must be. The final scene with Nigel Planer has scarred me for life.

[PH lurker]

Vytalis said:

PGM said:

What about custard on the car?

Wouldn't it stain the paintwork? And why would you ejaculate onto an automobile anyway?

Wouldn't that be to show that the car really is yours and not from page 10 of google images. As in, a custard test?
What's wrong with paintwork stains from Bird's finest anyway?

[rah1888]

Zwoelf said:

Dog Star said:

a cheese plant

At the risk of incurring a whoosh parrot, a what now?

[BuzzBravado]

I've just been asked if i swing after my pampas grass was pointed out. I looked it up and here it is on PH . WTF

[Issi]

Zwoelf said:

Dog Star said:

a cheese plant

At the risk of incurring a whoosh parrot, a what now?

You know when you are on the Internet, and you come across something you might not know, it's a relatively simple idea to use a search engine, and type in the thing you're looking for, an example of this might be 'Images of a Cheese plant', and lo and behold, within 0.86 seconds, you've found what you've been looking for.

Just an idea.

[crofty1984]

So, do you?

[BuzzBravado]

Not yet, but i guess its expected of me now. "come on in and meet the original one pump chump".

[Davel]

We've got three plants in our garden.

Maybe the wife just hasn't told me...

[PositronicRay]

Next door had some. Single girl, not very fanciable. Moved out and the new couple's mum and dad came round and dug it up. I always wondered why.

[scottri]

I have one in the back garden WTF does this mean?

[Dr Murdoch]

scottri said:

I have one in the back garden WTF does this mean?

You should see a doctor?

[scottri]

Dr Murdoch said:

You should see a doctor?

Are you offering?

[Dr Murdoch]

scottri said:

Are you offering?

Yup, bend over lets have a look....

[scottri]

Dr Murdoch said:

Yup, bend over lets have a look....

I'm off to chop it down!

[davhill]

I clip my keys to a front belt loop, right-hand side, 'cos it's convenient. I believe it means something ghey-wise. Haven't had to fend off anyone yet.

[j4ckos mate]

Pampas grass means you or your missus is fond of additional rumpy pumpy

sausages nailed into the grass means youve upset someone on pistonheads

car parked on the grass means your a bit council