Pampas grass in the front garden?
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I've just had a very disturbing conversation which was triggered by the fact I have pampas grass growing in the front garden (was here when we moved in 3 years ago).
Turns out that it signifies that the occupants of the house are amenable to swinging and other nefariousness. Did anyone know this? I didn't :blush
Turns out that it signifies that the occupants of the house are amenable to swinging and other nefariousness. Did anyone know this? I didn't :blush
d to get rid of, you stuck being visited by dodgy doggers....
Vytalis said:
I've just had a very disturbing conversation which was triggered by the fact I have pampas grass growing in the front garden (was here when we moved in 3 years ago).
Turns out that it signifies that the occupants of the house are amenable to swinging and other nefariousness. Did anyone know this? I didn't :blush
I am amazed no-one else has asked about the converstion you had that prompted this thread.Turns out that it signifies that the occupants of the house are amenable to swinging and other nefariousness. Did anyone know this? I didn't :blush
You say it was "disturbing", tell me more...
I'm more surprised there are people who in the last 30-odd years DON'T know that 
Terisis said:
Very popular in the 70's.
As was swinging no? Strange concurrence of fashions otherwise... Vytalis said:
Why would you ejaculate onto an automobile anyway?
AKA "Seagulling"...Edited by Zwoelf on Tuesday 21st June 20:20
I knew someone who bought a large house in a village, with lots of parking and a large, what could loosely be described as a party sized, bathroom, with a surprising number of mirrors.
After a couple of weeks of being ignored by everyone else in the village the truth finally came out. The previous owners had been swingers and held frequent "events". The villagers assumed my mate was also into that sort of thing and shunned him!
After a couple of weeks of being ignored by everyone else in the village the truth finally came out. The previous owners had been swingers and held frequent "events". The villagers assumed my mate was also into that sort of thing and shunned him!
GuinnessMK said:
I knew someone who bought a large house in a village, with lots of parking and a large, what could loosely be described as a party sized, bathroom, with a surprising number of mirrors.
After a couple of weeks of being ignored by everyone else in the village the truth finally came out. The previous owners had been swingers and held frequent "events". The villagers assumed my mate was also into that sort of thing and shunned him!
People have, by and large, got an astonishingly odd attitude to sex. If the guy next door wants to have other couples over for sex and swopping then that is fine by me. Likewise if he is gay, bi, likes dressing up or thinks he is a woman sometimes or even abstains completely then that is not my business.After a couple of weeks of being ignored by everyone else in the village the truth finally came out. The previous owners had been swingers and held frequent "events". The villagers assumed my mate was also into that sort of thing and shunned him!
I would certainly not shun anyone, think ill of them or wish them gone from my village just because of what they like up em.
Just as a disclaimer in case any of the "OMG it's sex it's dirty" brigade think I am a swinger or a gay or any of the other things they were told is bad, I am faithful to my wife by choice. I respect her and only want her and this works for me.
Getragdogleg said:
People have, by and large, got an astonishingly odd attitude to sex.
Just as a disclaimer in case any of the "OMG it's sex it's dirty" brigade think I am a swinger or a gay or any of the other things they were told is bad, I am faithful to my wife by choice. I respect her and only want her shagged by cross-eyed Welsh midgets and this works for me.
Edited. For fun.Just as a disclaimer in case any of the "OMG it's sex it's dirty" brigade think I am a swinger or a gay or any of the other things they were told is bad, I am faithful to my wife by choice. I respect her and only want her shagged by cross-eyed Welsh midgets and this works for me.
Probably not even true or anything.
captainzep said:
Getragdogleg said:
People have, by and large, got an astonishingly odd attitude to sex.
Just as a disclaimer in case any of the "OMG it's sex it's dirty" brigade think I am a swinger or a gay or any of the other things they were told is bad, I am faithful to my wife by choice. I respect her and only want her shagged by cross-eyed Welsh midgets and this works for me.
Edited. For fun.Just as a disclaimer in case any of the "OMG it's sex it's dirty" brigade think I am a swinger or a gay or any of the other things they were told is bad, I am faithful to my wife by choice. I respect her and only want her shagged by cross-eyed Welsh midgets and this works for me.
Probably not even true or anything.
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