Liz Jones (Again) - Poor love expected the NHS to bow to her

Liz Jones (Again) - Poor love expected the NHS to bow to her

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thetapeworm

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11,320 posts

240 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2020705/...

The Soovy News said:
I don't scrape and scrabble at the coal face of the NHS very often. I was born, I suppose. My mum has great palliative care, but I've contributed £30,000 towards that.

I have a private GP, gynaecol­ogist, two therapists and a dentist, who charges £900 for a root-canal filling. I don't drink, smoke or overeat. I don't have children. I exercise every single day. I've been a vegetarian since the age of 11.

Let us just say that, so far, I have not been a burden. But, on Friday morning, I found I needed the NHS for the first time in about 20 years, and it let me down. Very badly.

I am catching a flight to the Horn of Africa tomorrow, to cover the famine in Somalia. In order to obtain a visa, I am required to be inoculated against hepatitis A and B, yellow fever, typhoid, diphtheria, tetanus, polio and so on. On Thursday, I called my GP, a private GP, in London's Sloane Street.

'Yes, Miss Jones, come in any time.' And so I did. But my doctor could only give me the 'live' vaccine, yellow fever; the other jabs would have to be done the following day. The next morning, back home in Somerset, I called my local GP or 'health centre'.


'Hello!' I said cheerily. 'I am not registered with you, but I live two miles away. I wonder if you could possibly squeeze me in today to complete my jabs for travelling to Africa, and fill in my malaria prescription, as I need to start taking the tablets on Sunday.'

'You are not registered?!' the woman said, clearly appalled I had made her pick up the phone. 'We can't see you then. And we can't fill out a prescription that hasn't been written up by us.'

'But I will pay for the jabs, it only takes a couple of minutes.'

'But the nurse is fully booked. She can't do it. I don't even know if we have the drugs.'

'Can you find out?'

'Well, no. I'd have to ask her. And she can't fit you in.'

'But this is an emergency. I have never bothered you before in the three years I have lived here. Not with a snotty-nosed kid, not with depression, nothing. Never!'

'But we don't have your notes.'

'You don't need my notes.

Lots of people go to walk-in centres. You could telephone my doctor if you're worried about anything.'

'I don't have time to do that. Why don't you go to A&E if it's an emergency?'

'I'm sure they wouldn't classify a routine jab as an emergency. I mean, it's a global crisis. Millions of people are dying and you won't put yourself out to allow me to be seen by a nurse, not even a doctor, for five minutes?'

'No.'

Last week, the boss of the care company Castlebeck, whose Winterbourne View care home in Bristol was exposed by Panorama for practising routine abuse, used the defence that the home was understaffed, and that the employees needed more training.

Of course that is part of the problem, but it doesn't explain all of it. I don't need to be trained to know that it is wrong to slap someone, or ridicule them, or pin them down, or deny them privacy and respect. That is called being a human being. You should not need to be trained to do that.

I always wonder why people who don't like people go into the caring professions. The problems in the health service and in privately-run homes are not always to do with money. Attitude is often the issue.

Andrew Lansley, the Health Secretary, said last week that NHS managers were abusing the system, forcing patients to wait so they either die or go private. The report, by the Co-operation and Competition Panel, said that one trust was insisting patients wait at least 15 weeks for treatment.

Such a time frame is within the 18-week target, but many hospitals can deal with patients more quickly than that. Everyone has become very 'jobsworth', doing only the minimum that is required.

But when you challenge them on their attitude, as I did when I called the 'health centre' and spoke to the receptionist, or manager, or whatever she calls herself, they are shocked at your temerity.

They are too used to being bossy. They call the shots, not you, the patient – or at least potential patient. What would it have cost this woman on Friday morning to have said: 'Sod the protocol – everyone needs to know about this famine, Miss Jones, so I am going to speak to the GP and see what we can do.'

But no. People no longer talk in such a way. They follow the rules. They never put themselves out. They never look at the bigger picture.
It doesn't need pulling apart because it's been done so well already:

http://www.briankellett.net/brian-kellett-dot-net/...

But I thought you'd enjoy it anyway smile

g3org3y

20,676 posts

192 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Brian Kellett said:
Madame - you are a douche of the highest order.
yes

Chill Winston

3,114 posts

190 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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I don't smoke, blah blah blah, I have TWO therapists et cetera and am therefore better than everyone else because I've been a vegetarian since I was 11 don't you know.

Do you want a fking biscuit?

ps off you .

shoot

joe_90

4,206 posts

232 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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She going into the top ten of my c*nt list..

getawayturtle

3,560 posts

175 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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"We're sorry but reader comments are currently unavailable."

rofl

ArtVandelay

6,689 posts

185 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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What a self important bh, who the hell does she think she is.

The tearing apart by the bloke is spot on though, I hope she gets sacked for writing such dross!

louiebaby

10,651 posts

192 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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When I used to work within the health service, and people asked why they had to pay for Malaria medicine, I pointed out that it was their choice to go on a holiday to an area where Malaria was an issue.

Compared to the cost of their holiday, it is small potatoes. Why should the NHS subsidise a holiday?

Someone even had the cheek to say that the NHS would have to treat them if they caught Malaria. I pointed out they would, but that they should find out what having Malaria is like before they try to save a few quid. That tended to shut then up.

carl carlson

786 posts

163 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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What a bh! Why the hell can't she just go to a travel clinic.

vonuber

17,868 posts

166 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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I need to go and bleach my brain after reading that.

Funk

26,339 posts

210 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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She's like an internet troll, but without the internet. An abhorrent creature.

getawayturtle

3,560 posts

175 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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"I hope she gets malaria." hehe


Well said.

heebeegeetee

28,910 posts

249 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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There sure is something wrong with that woman.

P-Jay

10,602 posts

192 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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"This is an emergency!"

Reeeeeally, booked the flight that morning did you? Told as the last moment were you? Taking many tonnes of aid with you are you? Or are you just fking going to go there to get in the way of people trying to make a difference in order to line your own pockets (and those of the many private medical types that let her down) and 'report' back to a 80ish poorly written pages of misguided bile and hatred.

I could spend hours pulling her various efforts apart, but it makes me so angry I may have to visit the coal face of the NHS for treatment..

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vit4

3,507 posts

171 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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What a .

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

226 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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If she doesn't get them done in time and finds out she can't go, what do you reckon the chances are of her registering and getting them done anyway, just in case she has to go in the future?

I'm reckoning slim to none - doesn't strike me as much of a "planner" biggrin

Fetchez la vache

5,580 posts

215 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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getawayturtle said:
"We're sorry but reader comments are currently unavailable."

rofl
Odd that...

Pondered Scrotum

1,277 posts

188 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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P-Jay said:
"This is an emergency!"

Reeeeeally, booked the flight that morning did you? Told as the last moment were you?
Reminds me of a sign I see that pops up in offices around me every now and then:

"Your bad planning is not my emergency"

Edited by Pondered Scrotum on Monday 1st August 16:54

Funk

26,339 posts

210 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Pondered Scrotum said:
P-Jay said:
"This is an emergency!"

Reeeeeally, booked the flight that morning did you? Told as the last moment were you?
Reminds me of a sign I see that pops up in offices around me every now and then:

"Your bad planning does is not my emergency"
They sell many of those signs that make no sense?

KaraK

13,198 posts

210 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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heebeegeetee said:
There sure is something wrong with that "woman".
EFA hehe

Pondered Scrotum

1,277 posts

188 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Funk said:
They sell many of those signs that make no sense?
Fair cop, Guv.

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