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Issi
655 posts
20 months
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Women, invariably women, who will stand in the DIY pizza queue in ASDA for 20 minutes, looking at the huge board that lists every concievable available option, and then when it's their turn ask.
"what sizes do you do?"
"How many toppings can I have etc etc?"
And they're always fat! The temptation to point out the DIY salad bar is almost unbearable at times.
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V8mate
35,306 posts
59 months
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V8mate
35,306 posts
59 months
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smartypants
17,787 posts
39 months
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Roadrage.
OK so I might have skipped the "queue" at a T-junction, but there was no need to block the road, then brake test me, then offer me to stop, then put workmans gloves on in some kind of gangster stylee, follow me for 20 miles and whilst peeling off the motorway give me the "your dead" mouthing and dragging your finger across your throat.
I apologised, but I don't think I'll make his Christmas card list.
Maybe that's what driving an MG does to you?
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Justayellowbadge
29,848 posts
112 months
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 Come at me, bro.
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smartypants
17,787 posts
39 months
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That's them! 
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p4blo32
171 posts
13 months
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People who stop in the doorway right after exiting a shop. How in f  ks name can you not have worked out where you want to go next by the time you get to the door? What annoys me more is that every time I'm too polite and do the classic "oops sorry" shuffle-around. If only I was a more powerfully built company director I could barge right through.
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goldblum
7,004 posts
37 months
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smartypants said: Roadrage.
OK so I might have skipped the "queue" at a T-junction, but there was no need to block the road, then brake test me, then offer me to stop, then put workmans gloves on in some kind of gangster stylee, follow me for 20 miles and whilst peeling off the motorway give me the "your dead" mouthing and dragging your finger across your throat.
I apologised, but I don't think I'll make his Christmas card list.
Maybe that's what driving an MG does to you? Hahahahaha. Of course you won't make his Christmas card list - he's already killed you,remember?
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Papa Hotel
10,009 posts
52 months
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Vipers
15,630 posts
98 months
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p4blo32 said: People who stop in the doorway right after exiting a shop. How in f ks name can you not have worked out where you want to go next by the time you get to the door? What annoys me more is that every time I'm too polite and do the classic "oops sorry" shuffle-around. If only I was a more powerfully built company director I could barge right through. Their the same bloody people who hold group meetings between the bus shelter and the window shop, thus reducing the pavement width for others to pass to about a meter or less, cretins. 
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1a35
389 posts
78 months
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"Click to Enlarge" links that show you the same size image. There should be a law against these... with the death penalty as minimum sentence.
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CC07 PEU
644 posts
74 months
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National Express coach drivers. Is there a part to their formal training that teaches them to sit in the outside lane of motorways regardless of of how slow they're going? I'm sick of having to undertake these slow moving d heads.
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Carthage
3,010 posts
14 months
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People who constantly refer to/quote from mainstream films and music. I have no f king clue what you're on about - if you then have to explain it to me, what's the point? Instead, I'd like you to spontaneously combust. Thank you.
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Vipers
15,630 posts
98 months
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CC07 PEU said: National Express coach drivers. Is there a part to their formal training that teaches them to sit in the outside lane of motorways regardless of of how slow they're going? I'm sick of having to undertake these slow moving d heads. Not allowed in 3rd lane, are they, book them Dano......
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gowmonster
1,345 posts
37 months
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Carthage said: People who constantly refer to/quote from mainstream films and music. I have no f king clue what you're on about - if you then have to explain it to me, what's the point? Instead, I'd like you to spontaneously combust. Thank you. We don't want to explain it to you, we only want to hear from the people who get it, it forms a bond, a connection to like minded people,so the next time we meet you can look into my eye and talk about common film genres, I'm sure people can take it too far, but I don't think them spontaneously combusting would properly kill them all, I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure you would get them all, but what would you end up talking about, they might hate you talking about cars and trim levels?
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Carthage
3,010 posts
14 months
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gowmonster said: We don't want to explain it to you, we only want to hear from the people who get it, it forms a bond, a connection to like minded people,so the next time we meet you can look into my eye and talk about common film genres, I'm sure people can take it too far, but I don't think them spontaneously combusting would properly kill them all, I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure you would get them all, but what would you end up talking about, they might hate you talking about cars and trim levels? 
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Justayellowbadge
29,848 posts
112 months
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Carthage said: People who constantly refer to/quote from mainstream films and music. I have no f king clue what you're on about - if you then have to explain it to me, what's the point? Instead, I'd like you to spontaneously combust. Thank you. Help, I'm being repressed.
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Carthage
3,010 posts
14 months
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Justayellowbadge said: Help, I'm being repressed.  Bloody peasant. I deny all accusations. What do you want?
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Papa Hotel
10,009 posts
52 months
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Carthage said: Bloody peasant. I deny all accusations. What do you want? We want answers, we think we're entitled. We want answers, we want the truth. We can't handle the truth.
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Carthage
3,010 posts
14 months
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Papa Hotel said: We want answers, we think we're entitled. We want answers, we want the truth.
We can't handle the truth. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable? That is why you are here? 
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