One for the spelling police

[whoami]

austinsmirk said:

Then queue the roadside shrine of dead flowers.

[227bhp]

johnxjsc1985 said:

Lancia's are a bit like Alpha's which I have done ,you have to own one in your lifetime.

One for the apostrophe thread too.
Never buy a car you can't spell the name of....

[whoami]

Mr Gearchange said:

I've had to block a number of otherwise intelligent facebook freinds for perpetuating his bullst.

[RobinOakapple]

HarryW said:

Nice cars, getting quite rare and hard to find unmolested. Friend has had one since new, tech 2, and plumbed for it over the m3 as being sporty enough but with a 6 pot.

[popeyewhite]

MartG said:

People who don't know the difference between a seague and a segway

A seague is a piece of music or speech linking two scenes

A Segway is one of these

[227bhp]

Tiggsy said:

Next Friday I'm driving to Beligium

[tobinen]

EdHall697 said:

I wonder how many bodys you can fit in the boot?

[whoami]

227bhp said:

Lloyd goes well with his lady, Steve is batting way out of his league, Monkey face Nick doesn't look comfortable with his aging blonde, she must be 20yrs his senior and not aging well.

It was interesting to hear Deidre mentioned on there recently, although I read her demise will be announced next week....

[227bhp]

whoami said:

227bhp said:

Lloyd goes well with his lady, Steve is batting way out of his league, Monkey face Nick doesn't look comfortable with his aging blonde, she must be 20yrs his senior and not aging well.

It was interesting to hear Deidre mentioned on there recently, although I read her demise will be announced next week....

It's late on Friday eve, but my spell checker shows all clear!

[softtop]

Ageing

[yellowjack]

227bhp said:

whoami said:

227bhp said:

Lloyd goes well with his lady, Steve is batting way out of his league, Monkey face Nick doesn't look comfortable with his aging blonde, she must be 20yrs his senior and not aging well.

It was interesting to hear Deidre mentioned on there recently, although I read her demise will be announced next week....

It's late on Friday eve, but my spell checker shows all clear!

Never mind the spelling! (it's a missing "e" from "ageing", BTW )

But... WTF is that all about? Seriously? What thread is that gibberish from. Is it written about some hideous reality TV show which I (thankfully) have avoided up until now?

ETA: Damn! Beaten to the punch. That'll teach me to open fewer tabs at the same time in future!

[whoami]

topless360 said:

In the U.S. you don't even need to hold the pump, just stick it in, clip the handle wide open and go for a wonder till finished.

[PoleDriver]

I think it's a spelling mistake, not sure what he's trying to say?

TheExcession said:

Hundreds of thousands are killed in these 'terrorist atrocities' all over the world and yet because some of the victims are British it appears 'sweat and fitting' to stand in silence for a minute

[227bhp]

Brigand said:

Eastern European-sounding people arrive and also decide they like this secluded, small area and set down a few meters from us.

[whoami]

ex1 said:

Has the financial success not provided you with enough respect from your piers without feeling the need to seek it from strangers on the internet?

[marshalla]

Jonsv8 said:

I guess if I was reimbursed 5p over 10k business miles/year that's only £45 a month but there is a principal here.

[PoleDriver]

The standards are falling in newspapers too!

The Argus said:

The first offence happened at 1.05pm on 21 September 2013 when Chapman's Volkswagen was photographed going passed a 30mph speed camera at 43mph on the A271 North Trade Road in Battle.

[RobinOakapple]

How about this one for a mixed metaphor?

PurpleTurtle said:

I don't want to be the one taking flak when other people's st goes tits up.

[Evoluzione]

Steamer said:

Inherited from my farther and his farther... and his farther's farther. They all lived in farmyards that looked like 'Stepotoes' Yard.

[rohrl]

Evoluzione said:

Steamer said:

Inherited from my farther and his farther... and his farther's farther. They all lived in farmyards that looked like 'Stepotoes' Yard.