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OlberJ
11,980 posts
102 months
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We all know what you're saying BSR.
Nods as good as a wink to a blind man.
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PoleDriver
20,230 posts
63 months
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blindswelledrat said: Isnt Monty python great.
Its amazing how it remains hilarious and never gets tedious.
Even observing non-comedians typing the words from it for hours on end is simply wonderful entertainment.
I imagine some might argue that it is just painful, almost akin to watching children pretending to be teletubbies whilst rocking thier own faeces as though its a baby, but they'd be wrong. Its great. Sorry about that BSR, I didn't realise how it would be viewed by others. I suppose it may come over as a bit old fashioned but really, I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition! 
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B16 RTT
1,833 posts
104 months
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PoleDriver said: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition! Don't feel bad. Nobody expects that!
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Disastrous
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86 months
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Galileo
2,644 posts
87 months
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blindswelledrat said: Isnt Monty python great.
Its amazing how it remains hilarious and never gets tedious.
Even observing non-comedians typing the words from it for hours on end is simply wonderful entertainment.
I imagine some might argue that it is just painful, almost akin to watching children pretending to be teletubbies whilst rocking thier own faeces as though its a baby, but they'd be wrong. Its great. I don't get it. That's a terrible joke. Where's the punch line? Oh! right. Thats sarcasm, right? Go on, tell me. It is isn't?
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PoleDriver
20,230 posts
63 months
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A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind!
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blindswelledrat
18,974 posts
101 months
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PoleDriver said: I suppose it may come over as a bit old fashioned but really, I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition! ON a serious note- Monty Python IS funny. ANyone who claims otherwise is a liar. Surely, surely you can see that two people just repeating lines from it ad infinitum is not the same as watching it though? Anyway, a joke to keep this about jokes: Statistics claim that one in twenty of us live next door to a paedophole. Not me - I live next door to a stunning twelve year old with great tits. IM getting my coat.
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rev-erend
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153 months
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Vipers said: An Eskimo builds kyaks for a living, and before he sells them, he takes them out for a test drive. During one really bitter winter his feet are really really cold, , so he decides to install a small parafin heater in the kyak to keep his feet warm, well on the next test drive, he hits some rather choppy water, the heater falls over, the parafin spills and the kyak catches fire. The kyak of course burns to a crisp and the eskimo drowns. It just goes to show you cant "Have your kyak and heat it". ....... Hope you work this out guys. At last a joke 
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OlberJ
11,980 posts
102 months
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blindswelledrat said: ON a serious note- Monty Python IS funny. ANyone who claims otherwise is a liar.
Surely, surely you can see that two people just repeating lines from it ad infinitum is not the same as watching it though?
Anyway, a joke to keep this about jokes:
Statistics claim that one in twenty of us live next door to a paedophole.
Not me - I live next door to a stunning twelve year old with great tits.
IM getting my coat. Just like seeing one grumpy man re-type a joke, that a comedian told, that was funny at the time?
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blindswelledrat
18,974 posts
101 months
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OlberJ said: Just like seeing one grumpy man re-type a joke, that a comedian told, that was funny at the time? YOu are aware that every joke on here has come from somewhere right? THey have an origin therefore have been told before somewhere? Odd thing to say. If you think that telling a joke that you didn't make up yourself is 'just like' pretending to be the cast of Monty Python and re-enacting episodes from it then you are frankly weird.
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Disastrous
3,607 posts
86 months
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Not a joke per se, but I remembered I'd had a submission to urban dictionary accepted, which I was quite happy about. McCannical
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Incorrigible
13,609 posts
130 months
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Disastrous said: This is just dreadful. I don't get it 
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Galileo
2,644 posts
87 months
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blindswelledrat said: OlberJ said: Just like seeing one grumpy man re-type a joke, that a comedian told, that was funny at the time? If you think that telling a joke that you didn't make up yourself is 'just like' pretending to be the cast of Monty Python and re-enacting episodes from it then you are frankly weird. That's not an argument, that's just a contradiction.
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PoleDriver
20,230 posts
63 months
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Must... Not.... Bite!
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JonRB
39,543 posts
141 months
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blindswelledrat said: YOu are aware that every joke on here has come from somewhere right? THey have an origin therefore have been told before somewhere? Your first statement is obviously correct. Your second is flawed as it presupposes that not a single joke, quip or witty comment was original work by the poster and that every one of them posted here is merely copied from elsewhere.
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PoleDriver
20,230 posts
63 months
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JonRB said: blindswelledrat said: YOu are aware that every joke on here has come from somewhere right? THey have an origin therefore have been told before somewhere? Your first statement is obviously correct. Your second is flawed as it presupposes that not a single joke, quip or witty comment was original work by the poster and that every one of them posted here is merely copied from elsewhere.  R
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blindswelledrat
18,974 posts
101 months
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JonRB said: Your first statement is obviously correct. Your second is flawed as it presupposes that not a single joke, quip or witty comment was original work by the poster and that every one of them posted here is merely copied from elsewhere. Yes, that minutae was definitely worth pointing out.
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JonRB
39,543 posts
141 months
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blindswelledrat said: Yes, that minutae was definitely worth pointing out. I think you'll find it's "minutiae", Mr. Picky.
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blindswelledrat
18,974 posts
101 months
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JonRB said: "minutiae", GOod work. I use that word a lot, too, and never knew it had an 'i' in it.
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Frimley111R
4,220 posts
103 months
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I was on the phone to my blonde wife, ''I'm near home love, put the kettle on?''
After a 10 second pause, I said, ''Hello, you still there?''
''Yeah,'' she replied, ''I don't think the kettle wants to talk right now.''
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