Mis-heard song lyrics

Mis-heard song lyrics

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aussiebeano

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843 posts

200 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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We have all done it. Mis-heard a line in a song, then felt like a goose or found it really funny after we know what the correct words were. What lines or songs spring to mind?

Alex the Seal - our lips are sealed by the Go-Go's
Another one bites the duck - Queen
Wouldn't it be good to pee in your shoes - Nik Kershaw

The Beaver King

6,095 posts

194 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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Highway to the dangerzone - Kenny Loggins.

I always sing 'I went to the dangerzone'....

Vieste

10,532 posts

159 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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Cher "Believe"

Yorkshire accent> I can feel something inside me sen.

ezi

1,734 posts

185 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y7ACSyxWS0

30 secs in...."Tunaaaa tuna-a-a tunaaaa tuna-a-a"

RizzoTheRat

25,083 posts

191 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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Ooo Ooo Ooo my ears are alight. - Desmond Dekker

GAjon

3,721 posts

212 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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Lad i went to collage with thought Sham 69 - Come on Harry said "Hurry up hairy camel"

And another thought Roxanne by the Police was "Rucksack"

gobuddygo

1,383 posts

184 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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Wife thought for years that in Eton rifles by the Jam they were singing "These two right balls".

832ark

1,224 posts

155 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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GF - "I was I was a pawnbroker with flowers in my hair" (I wish I was a punkrocker - Sandi Thom) she still gets ripped for this.

Me - (not by mistake mind) "As if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair and farted" (Paul Simon - Graceland)

arfur sleep

1,166 posts

218 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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1995, in a car with friends, Police 'So Lonely' comes on radio

my friend asked "why are they singing Sue Lawley?"

i had to stop driving i was laughing so much

axgizmo

1,095 posts

152 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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Sweet dreams (are made of this) - Eurythmics
Lyric: "Sweet dreams are made of this"
I hear: "Sweet dreams are made of ears"


No Air - Jordan Sparks
Lyric: "but how do you expect me, to live alone with just me"
I hear: "but how do you expect me, to live alone with Janspeed"

weddingcars

8 posts

151 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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Lady GaGa: Maser-Maser-Maserati

Le TVR

3,092 posts

250 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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RizzoTheRat said:
Ooo Ooo Ooo my ears are alight. - Desmond Dekker
And the rest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEe0qqPAC6E

PaperCut

640 posts

146 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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832ark said:
GF - "I was I was a pawnbroker with flowers in my hair" (I wish I was a punkrocker - Sandi Thom) she still gets ripped for this.

Me - (not by mistake mind) "As if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair and farted" (Paul Simon - Graceland)
Sing it with prawncracker instead of punkrocker/pawnbroker, and you'll never listen to it again the same way!

When i was younger i used to think Queen's ; "Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball" was actually "Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a boy!" - used to imagine Freddie Mercury pregnant and going to give birth to a boy rofl

ColinM50

2,630 posts

174 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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Abba's Super Trouper

I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow

For years I thought it was "when I saw you last night in Tesco"

And the Bee Gees How deep is your love

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave


Nah, It's "And you come to me on a submarine, keep me ...........

Cleckheatonlock

4,264 posts

233 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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"We found love in a horses face" - We found love in a hopeless place. I don't even know who it's by hehe

hman

7,487 posts

193 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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leant to right boys ( Eton Rifles )

I believe in melcor ( I believe in Miracles - kool and the gang) - what the fk is melcor anyway??????

Mr Boombastic, telephonetastic (Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic)

TwigtheWonderkid

43,246 posts

149 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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When I was at school, a kid came in singing the latest Sex Pistols song..."I don't want a Harley Davidson". Instead of I don't want a Holiday in the Sun.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

241 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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Gladys Knight.

License to kilt.

LeoSayer

7,299 posts

243 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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arfur sleep said:
1995, in a car with friends, Police 'So Lonely' comes on radio

my friend asked "why are they singing Sue Lawley?"

i had to stop driving i was laughing so much
I remember watching Nationwide some years ago when Frank Bough commented on this to his co-presenter Sue Lawley.


LeoSayer

7,299 posts

243 months

Thursday 9th February 2012
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Chaka Khan's I'm every woman.....I always heard 'Climb every woman'.