Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 2]

Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 2]

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P-Jay

10,564 posts

191 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Jimmyarm said:
We have probably had this before but;

What would happen in everybody(including businesses) with a postive balance in a UK based bank account decided to withdraw their money (in cash) all at once ?

I'm talking absolutely everything, current, isa's, savings, investments (assume that you can just pull the cash).

Would the banking system collapse ? My understanding is banks work by leveraging deposits against loans and have to maintain some sort of correlation between the two.

Is there even enough currency to do this ?
Economic Armageddon - we could all be back to hunter-gatherer living within 5 years.

Firstly there isn't enough cash, not nearly enough in circulation to give an example there's roughly £46bn in notes in circulation - where as the Gov invented £200bn in QE alone - so we could expect widespread panic as some people don't understand the difference between money and cash and are told there's not enough left to pay them - but that's just logistics - you can always make more cash.

The main problem is that the banks don't have the money, they've lent it to us to buy houses, cars and whatever else - even forgetting the mad as lorries commercial side of banking the retail side is heavily leveraged.

I suspect the Banks would ask the Gov for special emergency measures to lock out customers before they all collapsed. without the ability to pay for things with debit or credit cards the value of cash would explode and we'd been facing rapid deflation almost immediately.

Mostly of our employers wouldn't survive more than a few weeks without banking facilities, so we'd be out of work - not that it mattered because they wouldn't have enough cash to pay us all anyway.

Within a month the world would resemble 'The Walking Dead' minus the Zombies of course - they say we're only ever a few missed meals away from anarchy anyway.

FiF

44,062 posts

251 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Maybe it's already been dealt with in vol 1 or the previous n pages of vol 2 but this gave me a chuckle
















Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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How much porn could the new "super computer" the Met Office has just bought store?

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Willy Nilly said:
How much porn could the new "super computer" the Met Office has just bought store?
120,000 times more than a top end Smartphone apparently.

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/news/releases/archive/...

scarble

5,277 posts

157 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Memory != Storage

I don't quite get the "fairer society" line.. how is it fairer? What with it, as usual, being based in the south of England?

P-Jay

10,564 posts

191 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Willy Nilly said:
How much porn could the new "super computer" the Met Office has just bought store?
New Cray XC40 will have 20 million GB of storage - SD films are pretty much 1GB per hour, HD films are 2GB per hour - so...

10 million continuous hours of perfect quality HD smut - or 1146 years worth of HD porn.

kowalski655

14,639 posts

143 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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eek

Warw1ckHunt

280 posts

135 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Willy Nilly said:
How much porn could the new "super computer" the Met Office has just bought store?
Can it run Crysis with all settings on ultra though?

kowalski655

14,639 posts

143 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Warw1ckHunt said:
Willy Nilly said:
How much porn could the new "super computer" the Met Office has just bought store?
Can it run Crysis with all settings on ultra though?
Dont be daft

ambuletz

10,733 posts

181 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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On trucks, buses, lorries etc...

1- why are some of the wheels (not tyres) innies, and some outies? concave/convex.
2- whats the deal with the triangle things on the bolts? I see it alot on the wheels of buses.

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Triangle thingies are to show if any of the wheel nuts are working loose.

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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1. so the same wheels can be fitted on a double wheel (rear) hub

2 visual aid to see when nuts get loose

ATTAK Z

10,993 posts

189 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Is there or did there used to be a pub called 'The Fleece' in Rochdale ?

4sure

2,438 posts

211 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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ATTAK Z said:
Is there or did there used to be a pub called 'The Fleece' in Rochdale ?
Absolutely ,abreviated from "Golden Fleece" google it and theres all the info thumbup

All that jazz

7,632 posts

146 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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Q. Where/what is the troll-olololol music from and how did it all start off, origins etc?

ATTAK Z

10,993 posts

189 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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4sure said:
Absolutely ,abreviated from "Golden Fleece" google it and theres all the info thumbup
Many thanks

ChemicalChaos

10,389 posts

160 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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All that jazz said:
Q. Where/what is the troll-olololol music from and how did it all start off, origins etc?
Its a Russian song from a long time ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

by this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eduard_Khil#Internet_...

That got turned into a meme because the "trololol" bit of the song matches the "Trol-lol-lol" catchprahse of the "Trollface" internet troll meme:


cologne2792

2,126 posts

126 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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A Hollywood Question: The Magnum Sound Effect

Probably started with Dirty Harry and then used extensively throughout the years up to and including Don Johnson's various weapons of choice in Miami Vice and Arnie's Auto in the first Terminator film.
Hollywood tells us that all Magnum Rated weapons make the same, loud whacking a dustbin with a spanner sound when fired.
In reality they don't.
As we're talking about 40+ years ago - how was the sound created and how did it come to be a staple sound effect ?

All that jazz

7,632 posts

146 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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ChemicalChaos said:
Its a Russian song from a long time ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

by this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eduard_Khil#Internet_...

That got turned into a meme because the "trololol" bit of the song matches the "Trol-lol-lol" catchprahse of the "Trollface" internet troll meme:

Wow, thanks! Was never aware of the history behind that. Interesting read. yes

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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cologne2792 said:
A Hollywood Question: The Magnum Sound Effect

Probably started with Dirty Harry and then used extensively throughout the years up to and including Don Johnson's various weapons of choice in Miami Vice and Arnie's Auto in the first Terminator film.
Hollywood tells us that all Magnum Rated weapons make the same, loud whacking a dustbin with a spanner sound when fired.
In reality they don't.
As we're talking about 40+ years ago - how was the sound created and how did it come to be a staple sound effect ?
I would imagine from Dirty Harry then it became the standard sound.

Another one is the 'bullet ricochet' sound that all westerns must have by law.

Weird one is the Zulu war cry in Gladiator.
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