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Mobile Chicane
14,005 posts
81 months
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Zwolf said: What if your missus is one of those mumsnetter types that have been getting awfully "moist" and having unprecedented amounts of rumpy-pumpy with their menfolk (as claimed by both sides)? That and the depressingly inevitable boom of "50 shades babies" late this/early next year. All of them named Christian and Ana (probably Anglicised to Anna, so it's less obvious) etc. It seems that it does actually work for some. Which is worth a £10 punt for most blokes.  The Wife isn't one such, she mostly just laughed at it.Such an observation merely reinforces my view that most women are stupid.
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Zwolf
22,321 posts
75 months
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Mobile Chicane said: Such an observation merely reinforces my view that most women are stupid. 
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Oakey
13,696 posts
85 months
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Pesty said: There have been a few threads on here over the years were people have stated the opinion that men watching porn was cheating and it was fair for women to sleep with other men if their men watch porn.
Wonder if it works both ways. Who are these fruitloops? If men watch porn it is okay for women to sleep with other men? That can only be the logic of a woman.
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FraserLFA
4,931 posts
43 months
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andyroo
2,226 posts
79 months
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FraserLFA said: I fear Miss Coren is clutching at straws there!
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Laurel Green
14,861 posts
101 months
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andyroo said: I fear Miss Coren is clutching at straws there! Cheese?
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andyroo
2,226 posts
79 months
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Laurel Green said: Cheese? lol, very good
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Disastrous
3,581 posts
86 months
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FraserLFA said: Laugh. Good review and shock, horror; an intelligent sounding woman.
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Pesty
25,833 posts
125 months
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Oakey said: Who are these fruitloops? If men watch porn it is okay for women to sleep with other men? That can only be the logic of a woman. No men IIRC been on a few threads over the years. I can't remember who just remember thinking WTF.
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Paddy_N_Murphy
15,131 posts
53 months
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Laurel Green
14,861 posts
101 months
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^^^  ^^^
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Simonium
214 posts
21 months
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My missus has got a couple of them (Grey and Darker). Anyone that thinks they're erotic should try and read them out loud to their partner. I was laughing like an idiot reading things like "the telltale rip of tinfoil" (when have condoms been supplied in tinfoil?) and "my inner goddess" to my girlfriend, who agreed it was utter s  te. And it's written in present tense, which unless you're Brett Easton Ellis, is unforgivable.
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Mobile Chicane
14,005 posts
81 months
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Has anyone read the new Jewish sex book?
It's called 50 shades of oy vay
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christiangrey
11,413 posts
61 months
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Mobile Chicane said: Has anyone read the new Jewish sex book?
It's called 50 shades of oy vay That's rubbish. You need to be punished. After signing a detailed contract. Pop your clothes over there -there's a chain-mail bikini in the John Lewis carrier ba... -OMG! Hark at me! Can't help myself! I dunno. LOL. Sorry, as you were!
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g3org3y
6,791 posts
60 months
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Triumph of marketing over substance.
Author is laughing all the way to the bank.
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TheInternet
444 posts
32 months
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Pesty said: I was at a meeting down south and a female coleague had a copy ( actually it was 50 shades of something else she had all three). I opened it at a random page funny as hell. If you enjoyed that, then you'll love 120 Days of Sodom.
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Trophybloo
642 posts
56 months
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I see John Lewis mensware have a sign in Bluewater branch - " Please don't enquire about the availability of grey silk ties as a punch in the gob is liable to offend"
(Note, this is an entirely fictitious vignette and should in no way be interpreted as an actual event)
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captainzep
11,413 posts
61 months
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someone on another forum said: Where did this cultural phenomenon spring from then? From about two weeks ago, on my Facebook feed, there has been a sudden influx of women posting pictures of this book, lying beside a bar of chocolate, on a bed, with a comment underneath that implies the poster won't be using her tongue when she moistens her fingers to turn the pages. It was actually quite unnerving to suddenly be greeted by what amounted to a collective statement, from most of my female acquaintances, that they were off for a w k. someone else on the other forum said: Well as we all know, a woman masturbating is erotic and empowering, whereas a man masturbating is the very definition of someone desperately trying to wring his soul clean from the outside while he screams in loneliness.
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Simonium
214 posts
21 months
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TheInternet said: I've started reading the de Sade. What a truly extraordinary work of art. I've not read anything like it. How anyone can think it is porn I have no idea. A vile, fascinating, compelling piece.
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Gargamel
5,316 posts
130 months
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Simonium said: I've started reading the de Sade. What a truly extraordinary work of art. I've not read anything like it. How anyone can think it is porn I have no idea. A vile, fascinating, compelling piece. I have read Juliette a few times, the philosophy is interesting, some of the scenes are amazing, however some of it is very very dark.
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