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Wheelrepairit
1,694 posts
73 months
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My fav show ever this programme, one of the lads who works with me had a Phoenix nights cd in his van, with all the songs and best bits. Every time he comes up my rd he has " black bin bag" on full, with the window open, knowing I'll be in tears, as I am reading this thread, the b  d. One of my favs, when paddy is scrapping outside and potter comes out in chair and says " who's that, the Fonz", referring to paddys new hair. Genius.
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Justin Cyder
Original Poster
6,097 posts
18 months
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Kenny senior hasn't been mentioned much.
I think it's really great the way you keep up that Irish accent when you're not on the telly.
Roy Walker: Well I am Irish you know.
Kenny Senior: Are you?
Roy Walker: Aye.
Kenny Senior: Oh, I thought you were just pissing around like that Gerry Adams.
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Fun Bus
12,515 posts
87 months
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Brian: "I'm thinking of giving her a pearl necklace."
Jerry: "Does she know?"
Brian: "No, I'm gonna surprise her."
Jerry: "I think you might just do that."
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essexplumber
7,284 posts
42 months
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Justin Cyder said: If Carole's leg pays out I'm gonna get a Jacuzzi. I am that!
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Justin Cyder
Original Poster
6,097 posts
18 months
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Gerry, on stage but distracted by the drunken horse: Just let me, er just let me clean this s t up.
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Tommy Saxondale
1,279 posts
63 months
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And there i was on centre court! i had'nt even been seeded!
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Sprouts
804 posts
58 months
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"....anyway he's just about to get to the vinegar strokes, and his bloody mobile phone goes off. Can I call you back mum "
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Halb
17,851 posts
52 months
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Blackpuddin said: Can you hear me now? I'm on the bus Can you hear me now? Hear you? I can see you you daft prick. I also like in tat episode the look he gives the chippie after he asks for vinegar. 
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bebee
2,121 posts
94 months
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Stuck on his stairlift due to a powercut (and he shat himself) he say's "What would Thora Hird do"
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Highway Star
2,503 posts
100 months
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Thom987 said: Sammy Snake. Kids love reptiles, Brian.
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Justin Cyder
Original Poster
6,097 posts
18 months
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Two black milkshakes and a pint of piss.
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Fun Bus
12,515 posts
87 months
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Jerry interviewing Spencer:
Jerry: Any experience?
Spencer: Yes, not only have I watched cocktail 6 times, I've also been an inkeeper.
Jerry: Where?
Spencer: Bethlehem. In St Peters ground breaking performance of the Nativity.
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Pixel Pusher
4,681 posts
28 months
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Whenever I see the one with the pub quiz and they all sing the answer to Take my breath away.
Always makes me laugh.
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Justin Cyder
Original Poster
6,097 posts
18 months
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Daniel Kitson fell out - as he does - spectacularly with Peter Kay over his cameos in Phoenix nights. IIRC he said they treated him appallingly, but with Daniel Kitson, the common denominator always seems to be Daniel Kitson.
Still, Spencer was a great character.
Max and paddy on the headsets: 10-4 rubber dick.
Paddy talking to Max on the radio about a moaning punter - Punch her on the nose. Max looks down at her, clearly contemplating it.
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justtourin1
152 posts
62 months
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"Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam, one of em' told me to wash my old man in the sink!" "You took your Dad!?" - Paddy telling Max about his overseas visit.
"You're addicted to sex!" "I know, it's an illness, Michael Douglas had it." - Paddy commenting on his fondness for Women.
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Fun Bus
12,515 posts
87 months
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"You are the wind beneath my wheels."
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Davey S2
8,656 posts
123 months
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Fun Bus said: Jerry interviewing Spencer:
Jerry: Any experience?
Spencer: Yes, not only have I watched cocktail 6 times, I've also been an inkeeper.
Jerry: Where?
Spencer: Bethlehem. In St Peters ground breaking performance of the Nativity. I offered them en suite with a full english
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OzzyR1
2,180 posts
101 months
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There is a horse in my cabaret suite.
Just bought the box-set from Play thanks to this thread.
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Cledus Snow
1,475 posts
57 months
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miniman said: On the mechanical bull: "It'll be s tting money". "Well if it doesn't, It had better start s tting snooker tables."
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Sprouts
804 posts
58 months
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" put yer eyes back in grandad " good work folks, this thread's a great read.
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