1996 BMW 750iL - ubershed

1996 BMW 750iL - ubershed

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Fatboy

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7,988 posts

273 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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HI Everyone,

I've been browsing the Best Smoker Barges topic for a while, while my Housemate's been looking for a donor for the V12 E36 project he's thinking of. It culminated a week or so ago in me bidding on ebay for a 1996 BMW 750iL, which I won, for not a lot of money...

In fact, so little money it technically falls into the 'Shed' category rather than 'Smoker Barge'...

When I announced this in the Smoker Barges thread, the general responses were mainly along these lines:
loafer123 said:
You, sir, have balls of steel.

I salute you.
Jobbo said:
How long will the recovery truck take to get you home? wink
bmthnick1981 said:
Brave purchase, keep us updated. I miss mine already.....
jonnydm said:
Wow! Straight in at the very deep end. A 750 is quite something although not all the bits on that are quite to my taste - will you be keeping the wheels / re-ambering? Do get a thread up in Readers cars.
So taking on those comments, here's my first thread in Reader's Cars biggrin
I've taken a few photos, but will get a load more up when I've got some better weather (hopefully this week), my poor photo skills, coupled with a Digi Camera so old it's a scheduled historic monument meant that I couldn't get any good shots in the light yesterday evening...

First impressions - it's bloody awesome and I love it - what an amazingly engineered vehicle. Despit the fact it tips the scales at over 2 tons, it's still amusingly quick.

There are a few problems - rusty arches, bonnet release lever has snapped off so you need pliers to pull the release, a wobble at about 70 mph (which I've been advised is probably bushes rather than just wheels needing balanced) and there's a couple of fault codes on the dash:

One related to the lights, which probably isn't helped by the aftermarket le rear lights and clear indicators

Two is more worrying and is a general engine 'Failsafe Mode' code - I need to check this out a bit more, but it only comes on on start up and then vanishes - everything else seems OK...

Oh, and the towbar isn't a great job - wil get some more photos, but looks as if whoever fitted it got bored after bolting it up and couldn't be arsed to pretty the job up - I'll correct that, but not remove it, as it will prove useful I think...

I do like the wheels - the budget tyres, not so much, but they seem OK so far - I'll see what they're like over a few more miles though...











ajb85

1,122 posts

143 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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Have you tried the "50p standing on edge on top of the V12 rocker cover test" test yet?

Basically, the coin doesn't move on idle, and likewise when he hits the throttle if I remember rightly. Have a look on Youtube if you've not the faintest what I'm on about...

93Jay

3,383 posts

165 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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ajb85 said:
Have you tried the "50p standing on edge on top of the V12 rocker cover test" test yet?

Basically, the coin doesn't move on idle, and likewise when he hits the throttle if I remember rightly. Have a look on Youtube if you've not the faintest what I'm on about...
Like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxYh2tmfT_o&fea...

chevy-stu

5,392 posts

229 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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Lovely V12 bargenesss... smile

Looks like you've got a set of Rondell 058 wheels on it too
(got the same ones on my Chevy)

Pvapour

8,981 posts

254 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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that's the way to do it thumbup not the pathetic little 2.8 sleep

interesting to see how it fares reliability wise, well done!

The Nur

9,168 posts

186 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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Pvapour said:
that's the way to do it thumbup not the pathetic little 2.8 sleep
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W00DY

15,506 posts

227 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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Awesome. thumbup




Very keen on the wheels, but definitely needs to be re-ambered.


8potdave

2,317 posts

214 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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Very nice!

wolfy1988

1,426 posts

164 months

Tuesday 17th July 2012
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It look very Transporter with those wheels.

I like it.

Fatboy

Original Poster:

7,988 posts

273 months

Tuesday 17th July 2012
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wolfy1988 said:
It look very Transporter with those wheels.
Sadly I don't smilebiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

MagicalTrevor

6,476 posts

230 months

Tuesday 17th July 2012
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Why is it that wherever you go, you always meet somebody from Barrow? wavey

Fatboy

Original Poster:

7,988 posts

273 months

Wednesday 18th July 2012
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MagicalTrevor said:
Why is it that wherever you go, you always meet somebody from Barrow? wavey
wavey Not from Barrow though, moved there with work smile

lewisshawsy

18 posts

142 months

Wednesday 18th July 2012
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This car has nothing on the Chevrolet camero!

lewisshawsy

18 posts

142 months

Wednesday 18th July 2012
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camero ss*** biggrin

Fatboy

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7,988 posts

273 months

Wednesday 18th July 2012
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lewisshawsy said:
This car has nothing on the Chevrolet camero!
Slightly odd post? And it's Camaro

Still, a Camaro in Black would be very nice indeed...



Edited to add a better picture

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

159 months

Wednesday 18th July 2012
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Looks fantastic! Got any pictures of the interior? smile

Hope it works out well for you!

Fatboy

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273 months

Wednesday 18th July 2012
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BorkFactor said:
Looks fantastic! Got any pictures of the interior? smile

Hope it works out well for you!
Cheers!

No good pics of the interior yet - weather's been awful so I've been waiting for sunshine before takig a load more pictures...

The interior is good, but smells of smoke a lot - a previous owner must have smoked like an unfeasibly smoky thing!

I'm ging to hit it with a serious dose of Autoglym leather cleaner and leather care/feed when I get back home later in the week, hopefully that will take it out - along with Autoglym carpet shampoo on all the carpets etc...

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

159 months

Wednesday 18th July 2012
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Fatboy said:
Cheers!

No good pics of the interior yet - weather's been awful so I've been waiting for sunshine before takig a load more pictures...

The interior is good, but smells of smoke a lot - a previous owner must have smoked like an unfeasibly smoky thing!

I'm ging to hit it with a serious dose of Autoglym leather cleaner and leather care/feed when I get back home later in the week, hopefully that will take it out - along with Autoglym carpet shampoo on all the carpets etc...
thumbup

The AutoGlym stuff is brilliant, I use it on my E46. They also do an odour eliminator which I have found to work very well in the past. I haven't tried their carpet shampoo yet, is it any good?

Good luck, there is always the option of a Magic Tree if all else fails hehe

MagicalTrevor

6,476 posts

230 months

Wednesday 18th July 2012
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Fatboy said:
MagicalTrevor said:
Why is it that wherever you go, you always meet somebody from Barrow? wavey
wavey Not from Barrow though, moved there with work smile
I moved away with work... for reasons you can probably appreciate wink

Fatboy

Original Poster:

7,988 posts

273 months

Wednesday 18th July 2012
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BorkFactor said:
thumbup

The AutoGlym stuff is brilliant, I use it on my E46. They also do an odour eliminator which I have found to work very well in the past. I haven't tried their carpet shampoo yet, is it any good?

Good luck, there is always the option of a Magic Tree if all else fails hehe
Autoglym carpet/interior shampoo is brilliant - used it for years on all sorts of vehicles, wouldn't consider using anything else (unless Bilt Hamber bring out an interior shampoo - they're the only company that produces better than Autoglym IME).