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keslake
Original Poster
311 posts
75 months
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Two that spring to mind for me.
The first was when my Cousin, who was about 24 at the time, had a few days work on the Isle of Wight.
I had asked him to phone me when he got to Porstmouth and when he did, i asked, rather convincingly, wether
he had his passport with him as being an Island he would need it.
Got him bigtime and as his Ferry was due in 30 minutes i told him to walk into the Terminal and ask if they could
phone his parents to get a copy faxed through.
Then last year i got him again while has was working for me.
Sent him to Travis Perkins with a list of odds and ends and added a Gallon of blue steam....which he asked for !!!
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GALLARDOGUY
4,242 posts
88 months
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DeanR32
615 posts
52 months
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GALLARDOGUY said: Buy a TVR! Bang out of order! I suppose mine is when I told my missus it would really turn me on if she put her nose between my toes during foreplay. Best bit was when she said (not being able to breathe through her nose, for added hilarity!) "I can't see what you're getting out of this"
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x 7usc
1,051 posts
64 months
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sent the new lad to the plumbers merchant once for a pilot light, a blue one, not orange. He fell for it, hook, line and sinker 
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keslake
Original Poster
311 posts
75 months
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Hahaha....my kind of humour and it has to be done.
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CrabDan
568 posts
12 months
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Convinced a very gullible friend that my windscreen wipers were sound activiated and would only work if you clicked your fingers whilst holding them over the dashboard.
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crazy about cars
2,317 posts
38 months
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lick my iphone. told her she'll feel the taste of the food on screen due to electrical impulses 
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keslake
Original Poster
311 posts
75 months
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crazy about cars said: lick my iphone. told her she'll feel the taste of the food on screen due to electrical impulses OMG :-)
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schmalex
8,658 posts
75 months
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I've got my best mate to walk into the kitchens of various restaurants over the years by mis-directing him to the loo.
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TwigtheWonderkid
6,027 posts
19 months
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Champions League final this year, in a pub near Stamford Bridge. Saw a fire extinguisher in the corner and as the game went to a penalty shoot out, thought about letting it off should we win. But there was cctv and I didn't fancy the hassle that might go with it. So I went up to the nearest drunken fool and said, pointing to the corner, "I wouldn't have left that extinguisher out tonight if I was the owner!" Job done! When all calmed down police arrived and he was carted off!
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caz_manc
508 posts
64 months
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Bookmarked, dibs for longest thread
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Mx5guy
2,976 posts
70 months
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TwigtheWonderkid said: Champions League final this year, in a pub near Stamford Bridge. Saw a fire extinguisher in the corner and as the game went to a penalty shoot out, thought about letting it off should we win. But there was cctv and I didn't fancy the hassle that might go with it. So I went up to the nearest drunken fool and said, pointing to the corner, "I wouldn't have left that extinguisher out tonight if I was the owner!" Job done! When all calmed down police arrived and he was carted off! So cruel, and yet so funny!
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keslake
Original Poster
311 posts
75 months
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I posted this one in the experients as a child thread but it's worth repeating :- An old friend of mine was convinced into attempting to fit one of those giant gobstoppers fully into his mouth.  After much struggling it popped behind his teeth. Cue spoons used as tyre levers in an attempt to remove it bit it was a very, very tight fit. TBH i was worried he might choke or something but with the help of warm water it popped out about 45 mins later.
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GTIR
19,072 posts
135 months
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I convinced myself to comment on this thread.
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Joyrider1
466 posts
40 months
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Years ago there was a massive pile of horse s  t in the road outside my house. So with my brother being about 6 years old and rather gullible, I told him to stand next to it knowing full well there was a car coming. Needless to say the car went through it and sprayed my brother from head to foot in s t. I still to this day can't understand why he thought anything good was gonna come out of standing there.
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Conian
7,521 posts
70 months
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I assured my friend that he could jump over a 5ft high wooden fence though he only had 6ft of run up, he'd used up 4ft of run up before he realized he was never going to make it, 1 ft later he realized he was never going to stop in time so went for a 2 feet jump the hole in the fence was almost his exact shape its hard to run away when you're in stitches of laughter
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ChandlerBing
1,998 posts
71 months
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Told the junior at work a few years back that the Christmas Do was fancy dress... I did text him about an hour before it was due to start. Needless to say, he wasn't happy.
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XG332
3,765 posts
57 months
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Conviced a friend who had been asked to go testing with a race team, that he needed his passport to go into Wales.
He had a panic and went and asked a tutor who burst out laughing.
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Life Saab Itch
34,046 posts
57 months
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I convinced a mate to get a heart tattooed on his wrist.
He hates it.
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whipmawhopma
182 posts
19 months
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mate drank a coke can full of my steaming piss
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