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ybt1982

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Hiya folks

So, it seems that although they can walk all over your car - leaving nice paw prints and scratches all over the paintwork - they can piss on your car cover and they can fill your shed with st, you are apparently still not allowed to kill cats.

So now knowing this fact, does anybody have any advice on how I can keep them away from my garage? Even better would be away from my house al together.

Nick

Shaw Tarse

22,770 posts

89 months

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Get a dog.
Or lion poo.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

116 months

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Ignore that advice. Don't lie on poo.

Mr Roper

9,050 posts

80 months

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Park your car on the cat and put it down to karma.

Mobile Chicane

17,876 posts

98 months

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Get your own. A real bruiser of a rescue Tom that will send the neighbourhood cats packing.
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louiebaby

5,608 posts

77 months

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Perhaps this:

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sherman

6,117 posts

101 months

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Next time you see the offending animal thrown the contents of the bucket at it and you should not see it again.

You dont even need to hit it with the water just as long as you get the water close.

Papa Hotel

12,753 posts

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You're not allowed to kill cats, it's true. However, cats go missing all the time. They're never truly tame, they go off for weeks at a time. Sometimes, they don't come back at all...

You should spread a lot of slug pellets around, you probably have slugs. And cats love to hunt slugs.

skinley

1,681 posts

46 months

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Cats do not scratch car paintwork.

Papa Hotel

12,753 posts

68 months

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skinley said:
Cats do not scratch car paintwork.
Yes they do.

C2james

4,604 posts

51 months

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skinley said:
Cats do not scratch car paintwork.
My cats climb on my car and have never scratched it.

syko89

232 posts

44 months

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Chuck it in the wheelie bin.

skinley

1,681 posts

46 months

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C2james said:
My cats climb on my car and have never scratched it.
Same here, I've owned many cats over the years, all of which have enjoyed walking around on my cars.

Many years, many cats, many cars, not a single scratch.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

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syko89 said:
Chuck it in the wheelie bin.
How are you going to fit a car in a wheelie bin?

ybt1982

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1,942 posts

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Mobile Chicane said:
Get your own. A real bruiser of a rescue Tom that will send the neighbourhood cats packing.
Not a chance, hateful creatures. Why have a pet that doesn't need you? I'll stick to dogs, once I get another place with a garden biggrin

sherman said:


Next time you see the offending animal thrown the contents of the bucket at it and you should not see it again.

You dont even need to hit it with the water just as long as you get the water close.
louiebaby said:
Perhaps this:

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Be good if I had ever seen it or knew when it was about.

Papa Hotel said:
You're not allowed to kill cats, it's true. However, cats go missing all the time. They're never truly tame, they go off for weeks at a time. Sometimes, they don't come back at all...

You should spread a lot of slug pellets around, you probably have slugs. And cats love to hunt slugs.
Best suggestion yet thumbup

skinley said:
Cats do not scratch car paintwork.
Oh dear, we seem to have a cat lover in the room....

syko89 said:
Chuck it in the wheelie bin.
Don't think the Chimp will fit in the bin smile

LCR265

1,220 posts

47 months

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Keeping an eye on this thread as it seems my garden is the local cat litter tray and it fking stinks!

An excuse to buy the biggest super soaker I suppose...

vixen1700

8,250 posts

156 months

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Why would you want to kill cats?

Some right fking weirdos round here these days.

Mobile Chicane

17,876 posts

98 months

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I think it's more likely to be foxes that are climbing on the car and scratching the paintwork. They crap everywhere too, and unlike cats they don't bury it.

Mr Roper

9,050 posts

80 months

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It's a joke, I'm sure nobody wants to see the poor little pussy cat get hurt.


B Huey

4,881 posts

85 months

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vixen1700 said:
Why would you want to kill cats?

Some right fking weirdos round here these days.
Cats can't take out restraining orders.
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