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ybt1982
Original Poster
1,389 posts
69 months
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Hiya folks So, it seems that although they can walk all over your car - leaving nice paw prints and scratches all over the paintwork - they can piss on your car cover and they can fill your shed with s  t, you are apparently still not allowed to kill cats. So now knowing this fact, does anybody have any advice on how I can keep them away from my garage? Even better would be away from my house al together. Nick
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Shaw Tarse
19,174 posts
72 months
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
99 months
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Ignore that advice. Don't lie on poo.
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Mr Roper
4,352 posts
63 months
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Park your car on the cat and put it down to karma.
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Mobile Chicane
14,021 posts
81 months
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Get your own. A real bruiser of a rescue Tom that will send the neighbourhood cats packing.
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louiebaby
5,343 posts
60 months
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sherman
5,460 posts
84 months
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 Next time you see the offending animal thrown the contents of the bucket at it and you should not see it again. You dont even need to hit it with the water just as long as you get the water close.
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Papa Hotel
9,527 posts
51 months
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You're not allowed to kill cats, it's true. However, cats go missing all the time. They're never truly tame, they go off for weeks at a time. Sometimes, they don't come back at all...
You should spread a lot of slug pellets around, you probably have slugs. And cats love to hunt slugs.
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skinley
1,048 posts
29 months
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Cats do not scratch car paintwork.
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Papa Hotel
9,527 posts
51 months
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skinley said: Cats do not scratch car paintwork. Yes they do.
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C2james
4,094 posts
34 months
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skinley said: Cats do not scratch car paintwork. My cats climb on my car and have never scratched it.
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syko89
208 posts
27 months
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Chuck it in the wheelie bin.
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skinley
1,048 posts
29 months
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C2james said: My cats climb on my car and have never scratched it. Same here, I've owned many cats over the years, all of which have enjoyed walking around on my cars. Many years, many cats, many cars, not a single scratch.
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
99 months
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syko89 said: Chuck it in the wheelie bin. How are you going to fit a car in a wheelie bin?
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ybt1982
Original Poster
1,389 posts
69 months
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Mobile Chicane said: Get your own. A real bruiser of a rescue Tom that will send the neighbourhood cats packing. Not a chance, hateful creatures. Why have a pet that doesn't need you? I'll stick to dogs, once I get another place with a garden  sherman said:  Next time you see the offending animal thrown the contents of the bucket at it and you should not see it again. You dont even need to hit it with the water just as long as you get the water close. louiebaby said: Be good if I had ever seen it or knew when it was about. Papa Hotel said: You're not allowed to kill cats, it's true. However, cats go missing all the time. They're never truly tame, they go off for weeks at a time. Sometimes, they don't come back at all...
You should spread a lot of slug pellets around, you probably have slugs. And cats love to hunt slugs. Best suggestion yet  skinley said: Cats do not scratch car paintwork. Oh dear, we seem to have a cat lover in the room.... syko89 said: Chuck it in the wheelie bin. Don't think the Chimp will fit in the bin 
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LCR265
1,220 posts
30 months
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Keeping an eye on this thread as it seems my garden is the local cat litter tray and it f  king stinks! An excuse to buy the biggest super soaker I suppose...
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vixen1700
6,461 posts
139 months
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Why would you want to kill cats? Some right f  king weirdos round here these days.
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Mobile Chicane
14,021 posts
81 months
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I think it's more likely to be foxes that are climbing on the car and scratching the paintwork. They crap everywhere too, and unlike cats they don't bury it.
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Mr Roper
4,352 posts
63 months
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It's a joke, I'm sure nobody wants to see the poor little pussy cat get hurt.
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B Huey
4,881 posts
68 months
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vixen1700 said: Why would you want to kill cats? Some right f  king weirdos round here these days. Cats can't take out restraining orders.
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