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farrendahl
Original Poster
1,227 posts
43 months
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 Gents I present my housemate, Jane. This 31 year old one previous owner model is very much on the market and I feel needs a bit of assistance in the dating scene. Especially as she is not doing well on the whole dating thing herself, this may be down to the fact that she is convinced all single men are freaks and or wierdos...prove her wrong Gents. So who is Jane? At 31 years old Jane is a Paralegal with a taste for good food, fine wine and fast cars (her dad has a Lambo, date her you could drive it to). Generally a good woman, not that girly, but can bake well, has a good sense of humour and is in general a woman who takes no BS from anybody. Might be seen by some as a bit blunt, by others as forthright, but is good for a beer and a laugh, also enjoys football. Whats not to like? Any takers?
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VinceFox
14,220 posts
41 months
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She's going to f  king kill you.
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Ray Luxury-Yacht
6,374 posts
85 months
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Nice idea, and she looks nice - hope it works. However, I fear this may not go well - oh, and IBTL 
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LiamB
4,580 posts
12 months
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 Best thread I have read for ages!
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williamp
11,268 posts
142 months
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farrendahl said: Gents I present my housemate, Jane. This 31 year old one previous owner model is very much on the market and I feel needs a bit of assistance in the dating scene. Especially as she is not doing well on the whole dating thing herself, this may be down to the fact that she is convinced all single men are freaks and or wierdos...prove her wrong Gents. So who is Jane? At 31 years old Jane is a Paralegal with a taste for good food, fine wine and fast cars (her dad has a Lambo, date her you could drive it to). Generally a good woman, not that girly, but can bake well, has a good sense of humour and is in general a woman who takes no BS from anybody. Might be seen by some as a bit blunt, by others as forthright, but is good for a beer and a laugh, also enjoys football. Whats not to like? Any takers? she wont thank you for this. Just saying.....
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Zwolf
22,321 posts
75 months
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Seems lovely on paper, she also dodges salad - good. The football thing's a deal-breaker though, unappealing quality in a woman. At least for blokes who don't like football.  Thankfully for her, I'm unsingle.
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bob1179
13,464 posts
78 months
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I would. But I'd better not, the wife would probably get a bit upset. Good luck in your mission, this can only go badly...
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VinceFox
14,220 posts
41 months
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Ray Luxury-Yacht said: Nice idea, and she looks nice - hope it works. However, I fear this may not go well - oh, and IBTL Ibtl indeed, although that would be a shame. And for the record she needs to understand we're all weird. I myself favour the idea of having my junk kicked in by elvira.
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TheHeretic
68,020 posts
124 months
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Is she up to date on the latest medical advances in the area of pregnancy and morning sickness? If so, would she mind pretending to be pregnant?
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farrendahl
Original Poster
1,227 posts
43 months
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I would like to point out she is actually fully aware of this thread. I fear I may be locking my bedroom door tonight for safety reasons lol (She's a good sport really)
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VinceFox
14,220 posts
41 months
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TheHeretic said: Is she up to date on the latest medical advances in the area of pregnancy and morning sickness? If so, would she mind pretending to be pregnant? See?
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Fer
6,464 posts
149 months
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I foresee a dose of the Mental in your near future.
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farrendahl
Original Poster
1,227 posts
43 months
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Fer said: I foresee a dose of the Mental in your near future. Anybody other than Jane I'd say you were right. To be fair the other half and I gave her a choice, this or mysinglefriend.com Shechoose PistonHeads - Pimping out your housemate matters
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davepoth
19,913 posts
68 months
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farrendahl said: Anybody other than Jane I'd say you were right. To be fair the other half and I gave her a choice, this or mysinglefriend.com Shechoose PistonHeads - Pimping out your housemate matters How is she with goatees/the powerfully built?
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Zwolf
22,321 posts
75 months
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Key question: Does she actually want to date, or are you and your OH doing that annoyingly cloying, "helpful" couple thing of assuming all single people must want to be in a couple and as happy as you two, because you are a couple?
I hate those sorts of friends.
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croyde
8,747 posts
99 months
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Well I'm sorted for the evening. Nought on Telly so I'll order a takeaway and periodically hit the refresh button.
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VinceFox
14,220 posts
41 months
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The Crack Fox
8,086 posts
61 months
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Does she know you're posting this, OP ?
Female footy fan ? Ahm oot.
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y2blade
46,299 posts
84 months
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VinceFox said: She's going to f king kill you. this^^^^ following with interest.
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Tanguero
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70 months
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