Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol - XIV)

[Carthage]

Life Saab Itch said:

I think you should have run him over.

True, I could have squelched him between my car and his, if I'd been quicker.

Hmmm...off to nail a horseshoe to a baseball bat - it would look like a freak accident, right?

[Otter Smacker]

Pics!













Christ I'm st at taking pictures. It doesn't really help that the ink is light, but they're there!

[Vieste]

Carthage said:

I've just driven back from the horses, and had a bloke, angry that I wouldn't reverse, get out of his car, bang on my car windows, and then try to open my car doors. He was telling me to open my door (through the 1 inch gap I'd wound the window down to speak to him) - not bloody likely.

(I just had reversed for a sheep lorry, gone forwards again, and he was closer to one of the gateways we use to pass, another car was behind me, anyway).

Is this normal, do you think? Should I report him?

[Karyn]

TheDoggingFather said:

I thought mini LSI's equine afflictions, you'd be a little more open minded to the scarlet speed machines, Daddy?

Wait.

[Carthage]

Vieste said:

Don't laugh - he was trying to get into a Peugeot, with me.
Clearly deranged.

[TheDoggingFather]

Carthage said:

Don't laugh - he was trying to get into a Peugeot, with me.
Clearly deranged.

Perhaps you should have unzipped him and gone to work on him? May have 'diffused' the situation?

[TheDoggingFather]

Carthage said:

Don't laugh - he was trying to get into a Peugeot, with me.
Clearly deranged.

Perhaps you should have unzipped him and gone to work on him? May have 'diffused' the situation?

[Carthage]

TheDoggingFather said:

Perhaps you should have unzipped him and gone to work on him? May have 'diffused' the situation?

Are you implying that my moral standards are even lower than my driving standards?

[Life Saab Itch]

Otter Smacker said:

Pics!













Christ I'm st at taking pictures. It doesn't really help that the ink is light, but they're there!

The only bit of Motorsport memorabilia I have is the car in which Damon Hill won his first 4 wheeled race.

[Life Saab Itch]

Karyn said:

Wait.

'koff

[Otter Smacker]

Life Saab Itch said:

The only bit of Motorsport memorabilia I have is the car in which Damon Hill won his first 4 wheeled race.

Which is?

[Justayellowbadge]

Otter Smacker said:

Life Saab Itch said:

The only bit of Motorsport memorabilia I have is the car in which Damon Hill won his first 4 wheeled race.

Which is?

Actually he parents'.

[Waugh-terfall]

I've just been roped into an Airport Run tomorrow morning. I don't think I've ever been to Heathrow before. Think I just downloaded the same flight tracker app GTIR has.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Up at 05:30 and drove over to take my mum to her annual study day, get there and she tells me it's tomorrow and said "didn't you get my message, I mixed up my days"

Did she call me or send a text? No, she sent me a message on facebook.

Thanks mum, I'll remember to check facebook at 6am in the future

[Life Saab Itch]

Justayellowbadge said:

Actually he parents'.

Quoted for shet spilling.

[DickyC]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Did she call me or send a text? No, she sent me a message on facebook.

Thanks mum, I'll remember to check facebook at 6am in the future

One Monday in the 90s, at a little outfit I was working at in Rugby, a bloke was doing his nut. His opposite number in the company had gone on holiday for a fortnight without saying anything and without leaving any instructions. The company had started to use email for the first time the previous week and everyone was windy of it. Everyone except the guy who had gone on holiday, that is. He had emailed all the instructions to the doing-his-nut bloke but not said anything. They sat next to each other. There was a coolness between them ever afterwards.

[Life Saab Itch]

Otter Smacker said:

Which is?

http://mobile.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=1155547&mid=136676

[Karyn]

Life Saab Itch said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Actually he parents'.

Quoted for shet spilling.

I wasn't sure about that either, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he was making a pithy pun.

[Aizle]

Good Morning Swamp Dwellers

[Gizmoish]

Yawn.

Having trouble getting up at the moment... May have to get one of those SAD lamps.