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J4CKO

7,377 posts

69 months

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I cycle and I don't get the blasé approach to vehicles that weigh 300 plus times what you do, there are a lot more cyclists in London and a lot are actually just trendy poseurs, all hurrying like they are on a life and death mission when in actual fact the rushing is for effect, rather than a desperate need to save thirty seconds, like the rest of the capital, everything seems to be like a Benny Hill sketch, it kind of works but not quite.

What's that phrase, more haste, less speed, it is easier to make good time on a given journey on a bike then not smeared down the side of a Bus or being untangled from the suspension of an HGV, basically just keep the fk away from HGVs, assume they havent seen you, assume every driver is a coked up Polish one that has just driven non stop from Warsaw and is watching porn on a laptop, realise you can still be in the right legally when getting up close and personal with the leaf springs of a Scania.

Vocal Minority

2,095 posts

21 months

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I think Darwin will take care of this individual eventually.

What a pillok.

sleep envy

59,322 posts

118 months

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Pretty routine for Old Street. A woman got squashed under a cement truck at the next junction not that long ago.

otolith

19,356 posts

73 months

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Some people shouldn't be allowed out in public unaccompanied. Many of them ride bikes or drive cars.

Blackpuddin

4,785 posts

74 months

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Drove thru London Monday teatime from east (Ilford) to west (Hammersmith and beyond) and was staggered by (a) the number of traffic lights, and their tendency to be on red for an awful lot of the time – I thought that Livingstone legacy had been squished by Boris, but obviously not; and (b) the hordes of cyclists riding aggressively and (it seemed to me) often quite recklessly. As someone earlier said, the big blue bike lanes they've been given are apparently not wide enough for the Wiggo wannabes who are clearly impeding motorised traffic trying to make progress.
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Steve vRS

576 posts

110 months

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I'm a keen cyclist but I imagine I'd soon get hacked off with the downright dangerous riding that seems to be prevalent in London.

Steve

S10GTA

2,500 posts

36 months

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Boring.

Gixer

3,585 posts

117 months

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Maybe PH should be renamed PistonRepeats.

Same old same old.

yonex

2,861 posts

37 months

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I hate cyclists, who the fk do they they are. Pile them high and burn them all.

heebeegeetee

19,531 posts

117 months

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None of them pay any tax at all, none of them!

4key

3,917 posts

17 months

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Theyre all fking fitness freeks and are taking steroids, thats why they are all aggressive!!!

MadMark911

1,355 posts

18 months

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I'm with Darwin on this ...... smile

Krikkit

2,446 posts

50 months

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J4CKO said:
...basically just keep the fk away from HGVs, assume they havent seen you, assume every driver is a coked up Polish one that has just driven non stop from Warsaw and is watching porn on a laptop, realise you can still be in the right legally when getting up close and personal with the leaf springs of a Scania.
Awesome. biggrin

swerni

19,860 posts

79 months

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yonex said:
I hate cyclists, who the fk do they they are. Pile them high and burn them all.
Just watch that lycra go up.

skinny lentil eating yoghurt weavers!!!

Frik

11,936 posts

112 months

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Have we mentioned the road tax yet? If not; ROAD TAX!

ewenm

24,449 posts

114 months

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I find it much better for my general happiness on the roads if I assume everyone is an idiot. Then the rare instances of good road manners make me smile, the common instances of crap road use just meet expectations.

Why expect everyone to be competent on the roads when most people evidently aren't? That way lies road rage and high blood pressure.

N5 NRO

162 posts

25 months

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I have recently (in the last few months) started cycling to work and back each day - admittedly mostly on cycle paths, but a little bit on the road. I have never jumped a red light or put myself in danger with any other vehicles, although I often see others do so. For example, whilst driving along a stretch of road a few months ago in my MG I encountered about 5 cyclists - as I approached there were two cycling together, followed by a substantial gap, and then the other three. I waited at a distance while going through a series of bends and when the road straightened out I overtook the rear two and went into the gap, awaiting another straight not much further on. As I was driving along one of the cyclists I had just overtaken decided that he now wanted to go a bit faster, caught up with me and began cycling alongside my car as I was going through some blind bends. I couldn't quite believe it and fortunately the road soon cleared so I could make it past the others.

Also, a car cut me up the other day and an oncoming van went around a corner on my side of the road. Idiots exist on and in all forms of transport.

DonkeyApple

12,017 posts

38 months

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Papa Hotel said:
Cyclists, eh? Bunch of fking cocks. I'll bet that hippy tt doesn't even pay road tax!
I agree. They must be killed. fkers.

But then, so should everyone who pays less road tax than me. They are also filth. I am far superior.

In fact, anyone who pays less tax than me full stop must be executed.

I know my rights and I'm very important. Roads were built for me and me alone.

wink

newestie

143 posts

61 months

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N5 NRO said:
I have recently (in the last few months) started cycling to work and back each day ........... Also, a car cut me up the other day and an oncoming van went around a corner on my side of the road. Idiots exist on and in all forms of transport.
Don’t bite!

Yours,

A sports car driving, sportsbike riding, cyclist.

swerni

19,860 posts

79 months

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Frik said:
Have we mentioned the road tax yet? If not; ROAD TAX!
you're way tooo slow.

rolleyes

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