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MadMullah

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4,857 posts

78 months

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Whilst i'm quite used to handling the large numbers of idiots during my work as a doorman, i feel like tonight i've had my brain zapped.

it started off just like any other normal student night with kids wanting to get drunk. Half way through the night i was told there would be some singer who would perform a few songs and we'd have to clear the stage for him. oh ok no probs...

enter stage this moron.



from a group called ndubs who hail from london (thanks london you really pulled this one out of the speciality bag)

so he's "spewing" some lyrics from some songs and then proclaims this next song is his new single and he's freestylin' it sick style.

"Cock back, lock and load
I got my aim, i'm ready to go
I hit the target, rite where her heart is
Am a killer, love killer, love killer? "

I just looked down at the ground thinking where did i go wrong in life? frown


PHmember

2,191 posts

56 months

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'Fazer' - one of the thickest people I've ever seen, how he remains alive without life support is a mystery.

bga

7,566 posts

136 months

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PHmember said:
'Fazer' - one of the thickest people I've ever seen, how he remains alive without life support is a mystery.
He is smart enough to be making a living doing something he enjoys. I venture that is more than can be said for many of us.

PHmember

2,191 posts

56 months

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My statement still stands.

MocMocaMoc

1,524 posts

26 months

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bga said:
He is smart enough to be making a living doing something he enjoys. I venture that is more than can be said for many of us.
Not true. I f*cking love working in IT...

But seriously, I'd wager his sense of entitlement outweighs any enjoyment he derives.

I had a similar moment when listening to some rap 'star' who'd teamed up with ginger Phil Colins, erm, I mean Ed Sheeran. I forget the lyrics, which is just as well really. Hush now baby, don't you cry? Or something like that.

Oh, there's another too, not sure who by, but ye lyrics basically depicted some lass getting lashed in a club and, more or less, date raped by the 'singer'?

Awful.
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Triumph Man

2,966 posts

53 months

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He did bang Tulisa on numerous occasions though. More reason to hate him and all that he stands for.

ILoveMondeo

8,704 posts

111 months

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aarrrrrgh this thread is too confusing, doorman complains about someone else being thick....

Sorry OP, it's not like your chosen profession is filled with brain surgeons and particle physicists that just "couldn't be bothered" with all the paperwork and decided bouncing was the career for them...

you're probably an intelligent, likeable bloke, but you're be a single bright shining star amongst a cloud of dullards, thickets, thugs and knuckle draggers.

He was on buzzcocks the other night, cock back lock and load, seems like a fairly blatant ploy to get a few itunes pennies out of the hundreds of thousands of wanna-be gangstas that litter the inner cities and suburbs.

Wonder if he is thick enough to believe his own hype though...





JonnyFive

27,682 posts

74 months

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bga said:
PHmember said:
'Fazer' - one of the thickest people I've ever seen, how he remains alive without life support is a mystery.
He is smart enough to be making a living doing something he enjoys. I venture that is more than can be said for many of us.
This.

Doing what he likes, making fk loads of cash.. He's the stupid one?

MocMocaMoc

1,524 posts

26 months

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ILoveMondeo said:
aarrrrrgh this thread is too confusing, doorman complains about someone else being thick....

Sorry OP, it's not like your chosen profession is filled with brain surgeons and particle physicists that just "couldn't be bothered" with all the paperwork and decided bouncing was the career for them...
Haha, you are an awful human being.

Monkeylegend

5,051 posts

116 months

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ILoveMondeo said:
aarrrrrgh this thread is too confusing, doorman complains about someone else being thick....

Sorry OP, it's not like your chosen profession is filled with brain surgeons and particle physicists that just "couldn't be bothered" with all the paperwork and decided bouncing was the career for them...

you're probably an intelligent, likeable bloke, but you're be a single bright shining star amongst a cloud of dullards, thickets, thugs and knuckle draggers.
You're barred.

PHmember

2,191 posts

56 months

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JonnyFive said:
This.

Doing what he likes, making fk loads of cash.. He's the stupid one?
I like what I do & I'm comfortable enough without being 'loaded'. If it'll make you feel better I'm sure I could scribble down a couple of lyrics about bhes & disrespecting things? Let me just dig out my lyric writing crayons...

Twincam16

27,646 posts

143 months

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Does make you wonder though - I can't remember the last time I heard a new song with intelligent lyrics.

Well, they are out there, but they're never particularly commercial. Do we take this as a reflection on British society?

Dusty964

6,095 posts

75 months

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What do you call a dog with two s?

Ndubz.


marcosgt

7,529 posts

61 months

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Just be grateful he didn't bring his partner in musical crime, Dappy... A candidate for youth-enasia if I ever heard one.

Yep, he was the tt who texted threats to a radio show caller who didn't like his music, whilst he was on 'promoting' his anti-bullying campaign.

Why do drive-by shootings never take the deserving?

M.

LeeMad

1,094 posts

38 months

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PHmember said:
I like what I do & I'm comfortable enough without being 'loaded'. If it'll make you feel better I'm sure I could scribble down a couple of lyrics about bhes & disrespecting things? Let me just dig out my lyric writing crayons...
Tbh I'm comfortable at the minute, but if I could borrow your crayons and make fortunes like him I'd do it. It's not easy to get where he is

GadgeS3C

3,459 posts

49 months

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I'm not a fan - couldn't be I'd never heard of him, but are those lyrics that different to

They call me the Hunter and Lord, that's my name
A pretty woman (girl) like you child are my only game
I bought me a love gun just the other day
Lord, and I aim to aim it your way
Ain't no use to hide
No there ain't no use to run
Cause I got you in the sights of my........
My love gun, my love gun, my love gun
God-dammed!
Booker T. Jones, 1967

Fitz666

359 posts

27 months

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ILoveMondeo said:
Sorry OP, it's not like your chosen profession is filled with brain surgeons and particle physicists that just "couldn't be bothered" with all the paperwork and decided bouncing was the career for them...
I used to to the doors part time in my previous career, I was a Microbiologist.


SplatSpeed

7,271 posts

136 months

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now you know how your computer feels when it divides by zero!

g3org3y

9,048 posts

76 months

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Peasants like this should be put to the sword.

The guy from NDubz I mean, not the OP.

ILoveMondeo

8,704 posts

111 months

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Fitz666 said:
ILoveMondeo said:
Sorry OP, it's not like your chosen profession is filled with brain surgeons and particle physicists that just "couldn't be bothered" with all the paperwork and decided bouncing was the career for them...
I used to to the doors part time in my previous career, I was a Microbiologist.
All the brain surgeons and particle physicists laugh at the thickie microbiologists! smile

Ok, TWO bright shining stars etc...

Were you working the door of bo-jinglers night club with Knuckles the aerospace design engineer, or was it knuckles the big bloke, with large knuckles, mostly used for smashing into peoples faces as a way of expressing his emotions.








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