Whilst i'm quite used to handling the large numbers of idiots during my work as a doorman, i feel like tonight i've had my brain zapped.

it started off just like any other normal student night with kids wanting to get drunk. Half way through the night i was told there would be some singer who would perform a few songs and we'd have to clear the stage for him. oh ok no probs...

enter stage this moron.



from a group called ndubs who hail from london (thanks london you really pulled this one out of the speciality bag)

so he's "spewing" some lyrics from some songs and then proclaims this next song is his new single and he's freestylin' it sick style.

"Cock back, lock and load
I got my aim, i'm ready to go
I hit the target, rite where her heart is
Am a killer, love killer, love killer? "

I just looked down at the ground thinking where did i go wrong in life?

He is smart enough to be making a living doing something he enjoys. I venture that is more than can be said for many of us.

Not true. I f*cking love working in IT...

But seriously, I'd wager his sense of entitlement outweighs any enjoyment he derives.

I had a similar moment when listening to some rap 'star' who'd teamed up with ginger Phil Colins, erm, I mean Ed Sheeran. I forget the lyrics, which is just as well really. Hush now baby, don't you cry? Or something like that.

Oh, there's another too, not sure who by, but ye lyrics basically depicted some lass getting lashed in a club and, more or less, date raped by the 'singer'?

Awful.

aarrrrrgh this thread is too confusing, doorman complains about someone else being thick....

Sorry OP, it's not like your chosen profession is filled with brain surgeons and particle physicists that just "couldn't be bothered" with all the paperwork and decided bouncing was the career for them...

you're probably an intelligent, likeable bloke, but you're be a single bright shining star amongst a cloud of dullards, thickets, thugs and knuckle draggers.

He was on buzzcocks the other night, cock back lock and load, seems like a fairly blatant ploy to get a few itunes pennies out of the hundreds of thousands of wanna-be gangstas that litter the inner cities and suburbs.

Wonder if he is thick enough to believe his own hype though...

Haha, you are an awful human being.

I like what I do & I'm comfortable enough without being 'loaded'. If it'll make you feel better I'm sure I could scribble down a couple of lyrics about bhes & disrespecting things? Let me just dig out my lyric writing crayons...

What do you call a dog with two s?

Ndubz.

Tbh I'm comfortable at the minute, but if I could borrow your crayons and make fortunes like him I'd do it. It's not easy to get where he is

I used to to the doors part time in my previous career, I was a Microbiologist.

Peasants like this should be put to the sword.

The guy from NDubz I mean, not the OP.