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You poor we bastid, welcome to the big bad world trying to juggle everything around the car, been there done that, just get plastered on the first Sat night out with rusty of coarse and that'll be it her in doors will send you to the garage after coming back in a right mess. You can always give her a Wet Willie,lol, that's sucking your finger and shoving it in her ear then turning your finger around making a squelchy noise, They hate that.
good luck bud.
good luck bud.
Jonny weggie said:
You can always give her a Wet Willie,lol, that's sucking your finger and shoving it in her ear then turning your finger around making a squelchy noise, They hate that.
...I suppose being an embarrassment at the first party will grant you exclusion to the rest...Best of luck mate..Zigamrzigazaga said:
...I suppose being an embarrassment at the first party will grant you exclusion to the rest...Best of luck mate..ZigaCheers Zig.
Tried the wet willy route before and it took me three weeks to dislodge same finger from rectal cavity Johnny.
Dix
Here is what I do. On the evening of the party I start up an argument with the Mrs.and storm out into the garage in a fit of anger. The subject of the argument can be something quite simple, like you didn't like her cooking or the way she cleaned your room. These are simple but touchy subjects for women. This will immediately spark off an argument.
Once in the garage you proceed with the repairs on your car for the rest of the evening. Make sure you have everything you need so as you don't have to leave the garage mid way, such as all the beer you need etc. She will then go to the party either on her own, with a friend or not at all. The next day, you simply buy her a bunch of flowers or chocolates or both, and apologise saying what a fool you've been. This works every time and you will be forgiven until the next time.
Always have a back up plan just in case. Pack and overnight bag and keep a duvet in the back of the car just in case you have to spend the whole of the evening sleeping in the car.
Tony. TCB.
Once in the garage you proceed with the repairs on your car for the rest of the evening. Make sure you have everything you need so as you don't have to leave the garage mid way, such as all the beer you need etc. She will then go to the party either on her own, with a friend or not at all. The next day, you simply buy her a bunch of flowers or chocolates or both, and apologise saying what a fool you've been. This works every time and you will be forgiven until the next time.
Always have a back up plan just in case. Pack and overnight bag and keep a duvet in the back of the car just in case you have to spend the whole of the evening sleeping in the car.
Tony. TCB.
mrzigazaga said:
...I suppose being an embarrassment at the first party will grant you exclusion to the rest...Best of luck mate..Ziga
maston said:
Reminds me of my dad years ago....he got hammered and kept patting one of mum's friends' husbands bald head and laughing "hello Kojak !!!" it didn't go down too well with either my mum or anyone else...that excluded dad from future parties so he could fix the piston rings on the old ford cortina mk 3
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