"Philippines reaches peace agreement with MILF rebel group"

[andy ted]

In all seriousness sounds like it could be a good step forwards in the Philippines but I had to double take at the headline!

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/914310-philippines-rea...

a MILF rebel group... the mind boggles!

[Pesty]

Just watching a MILF group on eggheads.

I'll take fran

[SystemParanoia]

it doesnt say what the agreement was

[Pesty]

They have to wear short skirts when picking the kids up from school.

Be interested to see if teh peace lasts. They have dropped their demands for a muslim state but as you say Wonder what the terms actually are?

Edited by Pesty on Monday 8th October 18:34

[greygoose]

SystemParanoia said:

it doesnt say what the agreement was

Anything goes until the kids are due back from school?

[martin84]

Best thread title ever.

[smegmore]

If they've got Rebecca Bardoux on side they're on a winner!

[crazy about cars]

Dat MILF...

[Pesty]

MILF Should Join forces with FARC

[andoverben]

My In Laws live in the Southern Philippines and so I am aware of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

I Saw this news on the BBC and because it listed what sounded like new borders to the areas they had anyway I was trying to find something more local to give specifics (to make sure the Outlaws were not affected)

What I need, thinks I, is a Local (to the Phils) Muslim News Station as that is bound to have lots of details on. So into Google without thinking (on my Work Laptop in the Office)I type M, I, L, F Return before going oh no Wait hang on... Thats My Excuse to IT and I am sticking to it.


As I understand it is effectively a Northern Ireland Type Situation where it gives them there own assembly with more rights to set there own laws and govern themselves while still remaining part of the country as a whole.

[SystemParanoia]

cool, so get them all in one place, then drop a load of mustard gas on them ?

[unrepentant]

andoverben said:

My In Laws live in the Southern Philippines and so I am aware of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

Is your user name an anagram?

[King Herald]

Islam was in the Philippines long before the Spaniards invaded and forced Catholicism down their throats to 'save' them.

[Negative Creep]

Hopefully this won't cause the radical Cougar faction to break away

[HOGEPH]

Where do the Soccer Moms stand on this?

[Digga]

HOGEPH said:

Where do the Soccer Moms stand on this?

Between you and a bright, low sun wearing thin, flimsy summer dresses? Will that do?

[andoverben]

unrepentant said:

Is your user name an anagram?

It is only as Criptic as I live near a town called Andover and my Name is Steve, ;-)

[gollan82]

As the group gets older are they going to change their name to GILF?

[anonymous-user]

HOGEPH said:

Where do the Soccer Moms stand on this?

They're trying to forge a mutually beneficial alliance with the Bang Bros.

Negative Creep said:

Hopefully this won't cause the radical Cougar faction to break away

[PeanutHead]

gollan82 said:

As the group gets older are they going to change their name to GILF?

The line, you have crossed.