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mat777

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Being male and hetereosexual, when I urgently needed a large amount of drink for a party last night I set off for the local real cider shop. On the way, I stopped off at Tesco for a few bits, and noticed a big promotional stand advertising 1.5 litre bottles of Lambrini 7.5% for £1.50 each. "Pah!" I thought, "cheap it may be but you still wouldn't catch me drinking that rats piss. Do I look like a 16 year old council estate chav girl?"

About 10 milliseconds later it dawned on me that the 10 litre box of 7.5% Black Dragon I had set out to buy was £30, and that there was the potential liberation of £20 in dirty takeaway money.

I bought 6 bottles of Lambrini.

Where do I hand in my man card, ph membership and imaginary mx5/330d keys on the way out? getmecoat

Edited by mat777 on Tuesday 9th October 19:50

Mr Gearchange

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mat777 said:
Do I look like a 16 year old council estate chav girl?"
I hope all your party guests are, otherwise you'll still have it all left to drink. biggrin

obob

4,193 posts

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mat777 said:
Do I look like a 16 year old council estate chav girl?"
I think the answer to that is yes, yes you do.

Slink

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lol, lambrini is ABSOLUTALLY NO SUBSTITUTE for proper cider.

yes, unless you are 'entertaning' a load of 16 year old girls you deff hand your man card in.


you dont teach maths do you wink

calibrax

4,118 posts

97 months

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Rumour has it that Jimmy Savile used to buy Lambrini by the crate. Even though he was teetotal. Can't think why... wink
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Mobile Chicane

17,890 posts

98 months

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calibrax said:
Rumour has it that Jimmy Savile used to buy Lambrini by the crate. Even though he was teetotal. Can't think why... wink
Where do you think Mat777 got the idea from?

Slink

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actually, why did you not buy that black dragon? i tryed some at a cider festival [well, a few cider makers in a barn] and it was great.

made and sold by the double vision company iirc, and thats a kentish cider maker, you not from kent are you?

mat777

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Mr Gearchange said:
mat777 said:
Do I look like a 16 year old council estate chav girl?"
I hope all your party guests are, otherwise you'll still have it all left to drink. biggrin
it was for my personal consumption over the course of some upcoming parties I am attending



Slink said:
actually, why did you not buy that black dragon? i tryed some at a cider festival [well, a few cider makers in a barn] and it was great.

made and sold by the double vision company iirc, and thats a kentish cider maker, you not from kent are you?
Nope, from Cheshire but living in Bristol and a frequent visitor to the Christmas Steps Bristol Cider Shop. smile
I've had a box of Dragon before and it was very nice, as are the 2 litre bottles of Old Rosie. However, as I say.... the £2/litre difference in cost swung it in favour of the Lambrini and though its a bit sweet for my liking at least it isn't acrid like Strongbow!

Mr Gearchange

4,593 posts

92 months

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mat777 said:
Mr Gearchange said:
mat777 said:
Do I look like a 16 year old council estate chav girl?"
I hope all your party guests are, otherwise you'll still have it all left to drink. biggrin
it was for my personal consumption over the course of some upcoming parties I am attending
Then yes - hand in your keys and badge.
You calculated the the most amount of alcohol you could get for the least money was Lambrini - and then you bought it.
This isn't the PH way - that isn't even the partially self respecting tramps way.

sunbeam alpine

2,679 posts

74 months

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You can also save money on clothes by nicking them from tramps.

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escargot

16,669 posts

103 months

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You are going to actually attend parties with other people (possibly even women) and you're going to rock up with a bottle or two of lambrini?



Utterly brilliant.



mat777

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I'm not that stupid - I'll decant it into one of the myriad of empty cordial bottles I keep for mixing cocktails

Dibble

8,028 posts

126 months

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mat777 said:
I'm not that stupid...
Yes. Yes, you are. In fact you're even more stupid.

bulldong

1,705 posts

89 months

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Dibble said:
Yes. Yes, you are. In fact you're even more stupid.
Yes he has announced it on a public forum with a picture of his face in his profile. Haha. Now the whole world will know his fetish for underage girls and lambrini.

Cheese Mechanic

2,079 posts

55 months

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Dibble said:
Yes. Yes, you are. In fact you're even more stupid.
No mate, nothing stupid about anyone who looks toward UKIP, Lambrini or not biglaugh

hornetrider

49,130 posts

91 months

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mat777 said:
Do I look like a 16 year old council estate chav girl?


Frankly, yes. Yes you do. This thread doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

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