What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?

What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?

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R11ysf

1,936 posts

182 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Jaguar steve said:
Properly the sale of numberplates ought to be stopped as so many of them now are misrepresented and the egotistical feeding frenzy surrounding personal registrations amongst those so desperate to create an impression means they will continue to be.

If you chose to misrepresent your passport or NI number or bank details to gain some advantage for yourself then you'd quickly be waist deep in some seriously brown stuff. £2Bn and counting of sales by doing just the same in many cases with with car registrations since the DVLA started flogging the wretched things in the 90's says it won't be 'tho.
The funny thing about this thread, er... and you Steve, is that it is only people on here that actually care about this 'flagrant law flouting'. I have been pulled once in 10 years for mine where the officer asked if the screw cap was screwed on or stuck on. When I told him stuck on he said, and I quote, "Be a good chap and pull it off there and I won't have to write you a ticket then".

What you seem to get stressed about, which the government don't, is degrees of law breaking. You have been stressing on this thread for years, whereas, what you quite correctly point out above, is that the government has raked in billions of pounds. They are willing to turn a blind eye to this law breaking for revenue, because quite frankly the moment they start enforcing the rules then the DVLA sales will have 95% unsold plates.

Your points above about mis-representing your passport or NI number are so nonsensical that it isn't even worth addressing.

I genuinely think you would enjoy your life more if you gave less or a crap about other people and their lives and continued on with yours, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. Anyway when I'm out driving my car this weekend I'll think of you...or not as the case may be.

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Yet another Escort "COSY" in Fast Ford this month.

K7 COSY (K70 OSY with caps on the zero).

Zyp said:
RossP said:
Stupid massive exhaust as well.
hehe

knitware

1,473 posts

193 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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R11ysf said:
The funny thing about this thread, er... and you Steve, is that it is only people on here that actually care about this 'flagrant law flouting'. I have been pulled once in 10 years for mine where the officer asked if the screw cap was screwed on or stuck on. When I told him stuck on he said, and I quote, "Be a good chap and pull it off there and I won't have to write you a ticket then".

What you seem to get stressed about, which the government don't, is degrees of law breaking. You have been stressing on this thread for years, whereas, what you quite correctly point out above, is that the government has raked in billions of pounds. They are willing to turn a blind eye to this law breaking for revenue, because quite frankly the moment they start enforcing the rules then the DVLA sales will have 95% unsold plates.

Your points above about mis-representing your passport or NI number are so nonsensical that it isn't even worth addressing.

I genuinely think you would enjoy your life more if you gave less or a crap about other people and their lives and continued on with yours, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. Anyway when I'm out driving my car this weekend I'll think of you...or not as the case may be.
Fair play to you for getting away with the spacing, at least you're happy.

Whenever I see a misplaced plate though I think what's that st trying to read?


BFG TERRANO

2,172 posts

148 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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smithyithy said:
Bloke on another forum I use is trying defend this on his missus's car:



" You tell me what law that plate breaks. The actual law. Don't just reply with 'errr.... the spacing is wrong' "


" 'or in a way that makes it difficult to read the registration number'

So because the font and sizing are fine, and it appears that ANPR cams can read it.......... the issue is? "


It's difficult, for some people..
Someone tried to defend that? Really? It looks ste. Means fk all and only a true would do that. They have made a meaningless plate mean... Well... Even less! tt!

twing

5,014 posts

131 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Zyp said:
RossP said:
Stupid massive exhaust as well.
tongue out

Gompo

4,411 posts

258 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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ATTAK Z said:
Feirny said:
ATTAK Z said:
Saw EA57OFT near a villge named, er, EASTOFT today ... only spoilt by the illegal spacing
I've seen that and never cottoned on. Good spot.
And then there's H4 XEY in, er, HAXEY but that's spaced correctly so will not be placed in here
Seen H4 XEY a few times, but coincidentally only seen/noticed EA57OFT this week, was correctly spaced on the rear I think? Was in Bawtry, with 5HUX, sadly spaced as written. Also saw 1 SSY there, although thats for the other thread.

Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

210 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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R11ysf said:
Jaguar steve said:
Properly the sale of numberplates ought to be stopped as so many of them now are misrepresented and the egotistical feeding frenzy surrounding personal registrations amongst those so desperate to create an impression means they will continue to be.

If you chose to misrepresent your passport or NI number or bank details to gain some advantage for yourself then you'd quickly be waist deep in some seriously brown stuff. £2Bn and counting of sales by doing just the same in many cases with with car registrations since the DVLA started flogging the wretched things in the 90's says it won't be 'tho.
The funny thing about this thread, er... and you Steve, is that it is only people on here that actually care about this 'flagrant law flouting'. I have been pulled once in 10 years for mine where the officer asked if the screw cap was screwed on or stuck on. When I told him stuck on he said, and I quote, "Be a good chap and pull it off there and I won't have to write you a ticket then".


What you seem to get stressed about, which the government don't, is degrees of law breaking. You have been stressing on this thread for years, whereas, what you quite correctly point out above, is that the government has raked in billions of pounds. They are willing to turn a blind eye to this law breaking for revenue, because quite frankly the moment they start enforcing the rules then the DVLA sales will have 95% unsold plates.

Your points above about mis-representing your passport or NI number are so nonsensical that it isn't even worth addressing.

I genuinely think you would enjoy your life more if you gave less or a crap about other people and their lives and continued on with yours, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. Anyway when I'm out driving my car this weekend I'll think of you...or not as the case may be.
I'm making what I think is a important point but please don't worry I'm getting stressed over it. I'm way too old and world weary to actually get upset over stuff like this.

I've said before and its worth repeating - my dislike isn't with the illegality of any numberplate, the cause is the underlying disregard of the law that plate represents. It's a very public demonstration the Platee is willing to break the law for no other purpose than to reinforce his or her own ego, and that is something everybody ought to be concerned with as that isn't just a few mill mispacing or a strategically placed bolt on a piece of plastic, it's actually a whole attitude of mind that says it's OK to very blatently break the law because doing so satisfies my need for enhanced status.

It's virtually impossible to obtain and display an illegal plate unknowingly therefore anybody choosing to do so cannot deny that's exactly what they are doing. That's the real issue here IMO - the fk the law viewpoint represented by illegal plates.

MikeOxhard

1,153 posts

247 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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av185 said:
raceboy said:
Polynesian said:
X GOLD X on a Bentley- Jaqueline Gold's - CEO of Ann Summers. Not that crappy really!
It is crappy when it should be X60 LDX
Yet another 'kissy kissy' illegal chav plate Plod should be pulling. redcard


Bit like this monstrosity I spotted yesterday :-)

Gompo

4,411 posts

258 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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Don't think I've posted these two. Could be worse..




av185

18,514 posts

127 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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The delusion continues.........

Another laughably butchered and tragic 'Aldi' CAC. (Crappy Audi Chavplate).....

AUD1 BAD

On a black repspecial A4 TDi. Shyte car shyte plate innit bruv. Plod aware for sure.........



V8 00 RRR

Range Rover. V8. Wow. OO shyte plate......hurl

Zingari

904 posts

173 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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R11ysf said:
I have been pulled once in 10 years for mine where the officer asked if the screw cap was screwed on or stuck on. When I told him stuck on he said, and I quote, "Be a good chap and pull it off there and I won't have to write you a ticket then".
People actually do that.

Steffan

10,362 posts

228 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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Jaguar steve said:
R11ysf said:
Jaguar steve said:
Properly the sale of numberplates ought to be stopped as so many of them now are misrepresented and the egotistical feeding frenzy surrounding personal registrations amongst those so desperate to create an impression means they will continue to be.

If you chose to misrepresent your passport or NI number or bank details to gain some advantage for yourself then you'd quickly be waist deep in some seriously brown stuff. £2Bn and counting of sales by doing just the same in many cases with with car registrations since the DVLA started flogging the wretched things in the 90's says it won't be 'tho.
The funny thing about this thread, er... and you Steve, is that it is only people on here that actually care about this 'flagrant law flouting'. I have been pulled once in 10 years for mine where the officer asked if the screw cap was screwed on or stuck on. When I told him stuck on he said, and I quote, "Be a good chap and pull it off there and I won't have to write you a ticket then".


What you seem to get stressed about, which the government don't, is degrees of law breaking. You have been stressing on this thread for years, whereas, what you quite correctly point out above, is that the government has raked in billions of pounds. They are willing to turn a blind eye to this law breaking for revenue, because quite frankly the moment they start enforcing the rules then the DVLA sales will have 95% unsold plates.

Your points above about mis-representing your passport or NI number are so nonsensical that it isn't even worth addressing.

I genuinely think you would enjoy your life more if you gave less or a crap about other people and their lives and continued on with yours, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. Anyway when I'm out driving my car this weekend I'll think of you...or not as the case may be.
I'm making what I think is a important point but please don't worry I'm getting stressed over it. I'm way too old and world weary to actually get upset over stuff like this.

I've said before and its worth repeating - my dislike isn't with the illegality of any numberplate, the cause is the underlying disregard of the law that plate represents. It's a very public demonstration the Platee is willing to break the law for no other purpose than to reinforce his or her own ego, and that is something everybody ought to be concerned with as that isn't just a few mill mispacing or a strategically placed bolt on a piece of plastic, it's actually a whole attitude of mind that says it's OK to very blatently break the law because doing so satisfies my need for enhanced status.

It's virtually impossible to obtain and display an illegal plate unknowingly therefore anybody choosing to do so cannot deny that's exactly what they are doing. That's the real issue here IMO - the fk the law viewpoint represented by illegal plates.
Absolutely spot on, once again. Steve. I agree the worst feature is the dishonest pretence demonstrated by the owner who has illegali plates made up, which cannot be obtained lawfully and then used OTR unlawfully. He or she are delbertatey flouting the law continuously because they want to flout the law. Intentional, deliberate, law breaking.

I find the use of HID lights in cars never intended to use those lights and therefore causing all the approaching motorists to be blinded by their headlamp glare, is equally reprehensible and selfish. The use of completely unlawful exhaust systems which are raucous to the point of criminal nuisance is again totally illegal, and selfish. Not justifiable.

In a crowded island full of cars and people having some regard thatt the effect of your unawful and selfish actions can have on other people on the same roads is essential to safe motoring. Makiing your car difficult, if not impossible to identify is not personal choice. This is totally illegal. Cutting too close to cyclists is another example. Commonly seen throughout the UK, sadly. All drivers on the road should proper regard for the law. Being selfish and breaking the law intentionally, cannot be justified.

mw88

1,457 posts

111 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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Saw an old Evo in Telford this morning with "EV0 3ABY"

Few years ago, I saw an older Jag XK with "YE5 1 PUR"

JustinHazzard

26 posts

109 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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Ive seen S3 XNO spaced out to read S3X NO driving round portsmouth

LadfromManc

94 posts

125 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

210 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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MikeOxhard said:
av185 said:
raceboy said:
Polynesian said:
X GOLD X on a Bentley- Jaqueline Gold's - CEO of Ann Summers. Not that crappy really!
It is crappy when it should be X60 LDX
Yet another 'kissy kissy' illegal chav plate Plod should be pulling. redcard


Bit like this monstrosity I spotted yesterday :-)
Kissy plates are very popular amongst the Essex Slapperati. I've always viewed them as a thinly vieled invitation to any passing Geeeezah to pull into the next layby for a quick shaaag... vomit

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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Copied over from the other thread where someone thought this was "Real Good".


twing

5,014 posts

131 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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Zingari said:
R11ysf said:
I have been pulled once in 10 years for mine where the officer asked if the screw cap was screwed on or stuck on. When I told him stuck on he said, and I quote, "Be a good chap and pull it off there and I won't have to write you a ticket then".
Worst "I wked a copper to save 3 points" post EVER

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Sunday 29th March 2015
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A blue BMW X5 spotted in Farnborough this morning...

P8MPE

...but what on earth is that supposed to mean, I hear you ask?

Well, it had Portsmouth Football Club badges at both ends of the plate, instead of a GB/EU national identifier at the beginning of the plate... rolleyes

br d

8,400 posts

226 months

Sunday 29th March 2015
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Steffan said:
Jaguar steve said:
R11ysf said:
Jaguar steve said:
Properly the sale of numberplates ought to be stopped as so many of them now are misrepresented and the egotistical feeding frenzy surrounding personal registrations amongst those so desperate to create an impression means they will continue to be.

If you chose to misrepresent your passport or NI number or bank details to gain some advantage for yourself then you'd quickly be waist deep in some seriously brown stuff. £2Bn and counting of sales by doing just the same in many cases with with car registrations since the DVLA started flogging the wretched things in the 90's says it won't be 'tho.
The funny thing about this thread, er... and you Steve, is that it is only people on here that actually care about this 'flagrant law flouting'. I have been pulled once in 10 years for mine where the officer asked if the screw cap was screwed on or stuck on. When I told him stuck on he said, and I quote, "Be a good chap and pull it off there and I won't have to write you a ticket then".


What you seem to get stressed about, which the government don't, is degrees of law breaking. You have been stressing on this thread for years, whereas, what you quite correctly point out above, is that the government has raked in billions of pounds. They are willing to turn a blind eye to this law breaking for revenue, because quite frankly the moment they start enforcing the rules then the DVLA sales will have 95% unsold plates.

Your points above about mis-representing your passport or NI number are so nonsensical that it isn't even worth addressing.

I genuinely think you would enjoy your life more if you gave less or a crap about other people and their lives and continued on with yours, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. Anyway when I'm out driving my car this weekend I'll think of you...or not as the case may be.
I'm making what I think is a important point but please don't worry I'm getting stressed over it. I'm way too old and world weary to actually get upset over stuff like this.

I've said before and its worth repeating - my dislike isn't with the illegality of any numberplate, the cause is the underlying disregard of the law that plate represents. It's a very public demonstration the Platee is willing to break the law for no other purpose than to reinforce his or her own ego, and that is something everybody ought to be concerned with as that isn't just a few mill mispacing or a strategically placed bolt on a piece of plastic, it's actually a whole attitude of mind that says it's OK to very blatently break the law because doing so satisfies my need for enhanced status.

It's virtually impossible to obtain and display an illegal plate unknowingly therefore anybody choosing to do so cannot deny that's exactly what they are doing. That's the real issue here IMO - the fk the law viewpoint represented by illegal plates.
Absolutely spot on, once again. Steve. I agree the worst feature is the dishonest pretence demonstrated by the owner who has illegali plates made up, which cannot be obtained lawfully and then used OTR unlawfully. He or she are delbertatey flouting the law continuously because they want to flout the law. Intentional, deliberate, law breaking.

I find the use of HID lights in cars never intended to use those lights and therefore causing all the approaching motorists to be blinded by their headlamp glare, is equally reprehensible and selfish. The use of completely unlawful exhaust systems which are raucous to the point of criminal nuisance is again totally illegal, and selfish. Not justifiable.

In a crowded island full of cars and people having some regard thatt the effect of your unawful and selfish actions can have on other people on the same roads is essential to safe motoring. Makiing your car difficult, if not impossible to identify is not personal choice. This is totally illegal. Cutting too close to cyclists is another example. Commonly seen throughout the UK, sadly. All drivers on the road should proper regard for the law. Being selfish and breaking the law intentionally, cannot be justified.
How many times can this be rehashed without it sinking in, you can't pick and choose, by these standards *any* intentional breaking of the law cannot be justified including driving over the speed limit, which every single person moaning on these threads does regularly!

And breaking the speed limit carries far more potential to effect other peoples lives than mis-spacing a number plate.
I have enormous respect for your PH persona Steffan, you are one of the go to guys here for sensible, well thought out opinions but on this you've jumped the shark (Steve I've given up on, why he doesn't just move to another county where he doesn't despise everyone is beyond me).

I agree completely with the consensus that any plate that is impossible to read correctly should be banned, all these absurd screws and silly fonts that could lead to a mis-identification need to be stopped for obvious reasons but if a plate reads J1M instead of J 1M there will be no adverse consequences at all (except to annoy the people on this thread). It will be correctly read by ANPR or CCTV in the event of a crime and won't give the person driving any advantage over somebody with a normal plate, and if Jim does get a tug he has to shrug his shoulders and accept it.

BUT FOR CHRIST SAKE all this "above the law" nonsense and "any body with this attitude is clearly a menace to society" has escalated beyond all parody in this thread. Moving one letter 2 centimetres on a number plate does not make you Charles Manson, and again, with apologies for repeating myself, breaking the speed limit is an exact equivalent in terms of sticking up two fingers to the law and we all do it!

We even get lists here now, illegal modding, chav-plate spacing, yellow line parking but nobody ever adds "speed limit breaking" because you all do it and choose to ignore it in order to exclude yourself from your own conditions!

I know I'm wasting my time here. I've told the story of taking my plate to the ANPR depot several times and it's always been ignored because it doesn't fit the rhetoric, so I know this post isn't going to hit any fertile ground but really, Steffan, I implore you to apply some of your usual clarity and honesty to this one.

I'm not on a mission here guys, I do enjoy this thread and I've even had the honour of my plate being on it! Just, you know, reset the bar a bit because things are getting a little Orwellian around here.

smile



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