Oompa Loompa

[Vieste]

I know it's sad for anyone to get attacked but the story made me laugh.

http://news.sky.com/story/1031937/oompa-loompa-att...

[10 Pence Short]

Crimestoppers are offering a golden ticket for information that leads to an arrest.

[TheHeretic]

So are we talking actual Oompa Loompa sized attackers, or your more run of the mill regular human sized Oompa Loompas? You'd think they would specify that, really.

[Teppic]

"Oompa Loompa doobedee doo, I'm gonna kick the st out of you..."

[Marf]

Teppic said:

"Oompa Loompa doobedee doo, I'm gonna kick the st out of you..."

Oompa Loompa doobedee dance, you're going home in an ambulance

[VinceFox]

Teppic said:

"Oompa Loompa doobedee doo, I'm gonna kick the st out of you..."

[Smiler.]

Oompah loompah doobee doodah, I come from Norfolk, so I married me ma!

[Vieste]

[illmonkey]

Doopah-dah-dee

[Caulkhead]

Bloody oompa loompas coming over here to commit crimes. We should send 'em all back.

[Fishtigua]

I got grassed-up to the rozzers by a young, pretty Oompa Loompa once. She was working under cover for the Man.

True story.

No, really.

[HOGEPH]

Wonkas!

[Hooli]

VinceFox said:

Teppic said:

"Oompa Loompa doobedee doo, I'm gonna kick the st out of you..."

And another

[Black can man]

Teppic said:

"Oompa Loompa doobedee doo, I'm gonna kick the st out of you..."