One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

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speedking31

3,556 posts

136 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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Willy Nilly said:
Mike_Mac said:
Blown2CV said:
karma mechanic said:
I am actually incredulous that anyone could have survived those two major impacts, it says a lot about modern car designs and construction.
and a lot about luck considering the car was mashed.
She's lucky it was Europe and a LHD car - if that was in a RHD car she'd have been in bits!
A RHD car would likely be driving on the other side of the road so would have still hit the passenger side of the car.
In a RHD car you would have seen the stationary truck earlier and pulled back onto the main carriageway avoiding the accident altogether. Maybe.

Tyre Tread

10,534 posts

216 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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speedking31 said:
Willy Nilly said:
Mike_Mac said:
Blown2CV said:
karma mechanic said:
I am actually incredulous that anyone could have survived those two major impacts, it says a lot about modern car designs and construction.
and a lot about luck considering the car was mashed.
She's lucky it was Europe and a LHD car - if that was in a RHD car she'd have been in bits!
A RHD car would likely be driving on the other side of the road so would have still hit the passenger side of the car.
In a RHD car you would have seen the stationary truck earlier and pulled back onto the main carriageway avoiding the accident altogether. Maybe.
Come here, whooshy parrot!

Cliftonite

8,406 posts

138 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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csd19 said:
Cliftonite said:
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Maybe not everyone noticed the second, albeit much more trivial, shunt a bit further down the exit lane in the major crash video above?
Are you meaning the grey audi estate and the white small truck in front of the camera truck? Or is it further down?

Grey Audi has pulled in presumably as they've just witnessed that from the outside lane and been peppered with shrapnel? It doesn't appear to contact anything in the exit lane?

Edited by csd19 on Thursday 16th October 12:41
My take on it was that Audi crossed the lanes to take a closing gap in front of the small white truck, but clipped the front of truck with near-side (RHS, it's foreign!) rear. This is the part of the car that the car driver seems to inspect. If it were just a shrapnel check, why did the van driver stop, alight and talk to car driver?

Van driver was rubber-necking main crash in mirrors and clipped Audi for want of due care and attention?

But, then, what do I know!

smile


ShaunTheSheep

951 posts

155 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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DavidJG said:
yellowjack said:
I get sick of the terminally retarded doing similar things on UK motorways, despite the fact that signage for upcoming junctions starts at a mile away, counts down in quarter mile reminders, and allows plenty of space to make early moves to get across to the correct lane before the three final countdown boards. If you are not in the correct lane before those countdown boards, you are doing it wrong. Simple as.
This. +1. I can't understand why people find it so difficult to position their vehicles for where they're actually intending to go, and not just on motorways. See it a lot in Birmingham, usually where the 'right turn only' lane is fairly clear - some cretin will use that lane and then do anything but turn right. It's certainly most dangerous on motorways though, where I've lost count of the number of people I've seen move over so late that they don't actually make the exit lane, and cut across solid white lines to get the exit.

Makes me wonder if these people have ever actually passed a driving test.
Usually because theres a queue of morons sitting nose to tail leading up to the exit instead of rubbing a couple of braincells together and thinking - I could leave a safe gap from the car in front here, with the added bonus that other drivers can merge here since many are likely to want to given were approaching an off ramp...

cootuk

918 posts

123 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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People who don't slow for miniroundabouts.
The vauxhallwasn't parked there, it had been shoved across from the miniroundabout.

Edited by cootuk on Thursday 16th October 19:45

Hrimfaxi

1,036 posts

127 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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Those that can't be arsed to change a headlight bulb and drive around with one - then think it's OK to compensate by putting remaining single light on high beam.

yellowjack

17,074 posts

166 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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ShaunTheSheep said:
DavidJG said:
yellowjack said:
I get sick of the terminally retarded doing similar things on UK motorways, despite the fact that signage for upcoming junctions starts at a mile away, counts down in quarter mile reminders, and allows plenty of space to make early moves to get across to the correct lane before the three final countdown boards. If you are not in the correct lane before those countdown boards, you are doing it wrong. Simple as.
This. +1. I can't understand why people find it so difficult to position their vehicles for where they're actually intending to go, and not just on motorways. See it a lot in Birmingham, usually where the 'right turn only' lane is fairly clear - some cretin will use that lane and then do anything but turn right. It's certainly most dangerous on motorways though, where I've lost count of the number of people I've seen move over so late that they don't actually make the exit lane, and cut across solid white lines to get the exit.

Makes me wonder if these people have ever actually passed a driving test.
Usually because theres a queue of morons sitting nose to tail leading up to the exit instead of rubbing a couple of braincells together and thinking - I could leave a safe gap from the car in front here, with the added bonus that other drivers can merge here since many are likely to want to given were approaching an off ramp...
Have a word! A whole mile, nose to tail? No safe gaps at all? I've never been 'forced' to continue on the main carriageway, stuck in lanes two or three for want of a space which I can fit into safely in lane one. But then I don't have a smartphone, or rely on a GPS to think for me, so I've developed a strategy called 'forward planning' to prepare for when I need to leave the M-way (it involves looking further up the road than the end of one's bonnet, though wink ). Funny how this "nose to tail" queue of morons always clears sufficiently at the exit slip for the full on four lane sweep onto the off slip to happen though?

ShaunTheSheep

951 posts

155 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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yellowjack said:
Have a word! A whole mile, nose to tail? No safe gaps at all? I've never been 'forced' to continue on the main carriageway, stuck in lanes two or three for want of a space which I can fit into safely in lane one. But then I don't have a smartphone, or rely on a GPS to think for me, so I've developed a strategy called 'forward planning' to prepare for when I need to leave the M-way (it involves looking further up the road than the end of one's bonnet, though wink ). Funny how this "nose to tail" queue of morons always clears sufficiently at the exit slip for the full on four lane sweep onto the off slip to happen though?
Have a medal.

Now for the new drivers, the people not familiar with the area, the people who have made a mistake.

Must. Not. Let. Anyone. 6ft. Ahead!

backwoodsman

2,466 posts

129 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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Hrimfaxi said:
Those that can't be arsed to change a headlight bulb and drive around with one - then think it's OK to compensate by putting remaining single light on high beam.
My wife said exactly the same thing, just 2 days ago.

grayze

790 posts

168 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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yellowjack said:
ShaunTheSheep said:
DavidJG said:
yellowjack said:
I get sick of the terminally retarded doing similar things on UK motorways, despite the fact that signage for upcoming junctions starts at a mile away, counts down in quarter mile reminders, and allows plenty of space to make early moves to get across to the correct lane before the three final countdown boards. If you are not in the correct lane before those countdown boards, you are doing it wrong. Simple as.
This. +1. I can't understand why people find it so difficult to position their vehicles for where they're actually intending to go, and not just on motorways. See it a lot in Birmingham, usually where the 'right turn only' lane is fairly clear - some cretin will use that lane and then do anything but turn right. It's certainly most dangerous on motorways though, where I've lost count of the number of people I've seen move over so late that they don't actually make the exit lane, and cut across solid white lines to get the exit.

Makes me wonder if these people have ever actually passed a driving test.
Usually because theres a queue of morons sitting nose to tail leading up to the exit instead of rubbing a couple of braincells together and thinking - I could leave a safe gap from the car in front here, with the added bonus that other drivers can merge here since many are likely to want to given were approaching an off ramp...
Have a word! A whole mile, nose to tail? No safe gaps at all? I've never been 'forced' to continue on the main carriageway, stuck in lanes two or three for want of a space which I can fit into safely in lane one. But then I don't have a smartphone, or rely on a GPS to think for me, so I've developed a strategy called 'forward planning' to prepare for when I need to leave the M-way (it involves looking further up the road than the end of one's bonnet, though wink ). Funny how this "nose to tail" queue of morons always clears sufficiently at the exit slip for the full on four lane sweep onto the off slip to happen though?
Try j14 of the m40 at leamington, about 2 miles of nose to tail traffic from j15 every morning on the hard shoulder. I drive past it on my trip to London glad I'm not stuck in it.

Cliftonite

8,406 posts

138 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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grayze said:
Try j14 of the m40 at leamington, about 2 miles of nose to tail traffic from j15 every morning on the hard shoulder. I drive past it on my trip to London glad I'm not stuck in it.
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On the hard shoulder?

confused

yellowjack

17,074 posts

166 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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Changing the subject to criminal damage...



...the picture is a couple of months old, I was 'cleaning up' the memory card and found it. Spotted at the Bristol Balloon Fiesta this year.

Just what went through the mind of the person who stood in front of that Defender and held a flame to the sidelight lens long enough to do that? Grade 'A' Knobbery!!!

grayze

790 posts

168 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Cliftonite said:
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On the hard shoulder?

confused
Yup

Blown2CV

28,786 posts

203 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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yellowjack said:
Changing the subject to criminal damage...



...the picture is a couple of months old, I was 'cleaning up' the memory card and found it. Spotted at the Bristol Balloon Fiesta this year.

Just what went through the mind of the person who stood in front of that Defender and held a flame to the sidelight lens long enough to do that? Grade 'A' Knobbery!!!
Could it not have been a problem with the bulb that caused that?

Hol

8,403 posts

200 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Blown2CV said:
yellowjack said:
Changing the subject to criminal damage...



...the picture is a couple of months old, I was 'cleaning up' the memory card and found it. Spotted at the Bristol Balloon Fiesta this year.

Just what went through the mind of the person who stood in front of that Defender and held a flame to the sidelight lens long enough to do that? Grade 'A' Knobbery!!!
Could it not have been a problem with the bulb that caused that?
The heat damage is coming from the bottom, where an overhreated bulb would be higher due to the science of convection.


I cannot imagine why someone would do that to indicators. Unless its some form of warning for not using them?
But, then damaging them would defeat the object.


So, it must just be some tt with a grudge, over something between them and the owner.

Hol

8,403 posts

200 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Cliftonite said:
grayze said:
Try j14 of the m40 at leamington, about 2 miles of nose to tail traffic from j15 every morning on the hard shoulder. I drive past it on my trip to London glad I'm not stuck in it.
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On the hard shoulder?

confused
For years we have complained of MLM's who never pull into the overly-empty lane one. Loads of eye witness examples, proof, and ineffective legislation to try and combat it.

Now, we have stories about MLM's who decide that they want to swerve left in the last possible seconds, but they cannot find a gap large enough to decellarate into because the lane is magically busy!



It makes me wonder how many people were actually taught anything about dual carriageways as part of their driving lessons?





Catatafish

1,361 posts

145 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Cliftonite said:
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On the hard shoulder?

confused
Do you remember seeing another road whilst driving across a bridge over another road, or on a parallel road? still confused? then you should submit yourself as the "the knob" in this thread.

YorkshirePudding

2,119 posts

185 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Wrong way out of a service station anyone,

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news...

cootuk

918 posts

123 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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from Bradford Telegraph & Argus paper

"A BRADFORD driver caught doing 107mph in a 50mph zone was stopped by police driving again only six minutes after he had been banned from the roads by magistrates.

Aftab Khan had just been found guilty of travelling at more than twice the speed limit on Bingley bypass last February, when he was snared again by the same roads policing officers who had given evidence against him in court.


The 33-year-old's reaction in court to being told his driving ban started immediately aroused the officers' suspicions, said a police spokesman.

They sensed that he had driven to court, and so waited for him to return to his vehicle and then stopped him as he tried to drive off.

It had been only six minutes since he left the court."

rj1986

1,107 posts

168 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Hol said:
For years we have complained of MLM's who never pull into the overly-empty lane one. Loads of eye witness examples, proof, and ineffective legislation to try and combat it.

Now, we have stories about MLM's who decide that they want to swerve left in the last possible seconds, but they cannot find a gap large enough to decellarate into because the lane is magically busy!



It makes me wonder how many people were actually taught anything about dual carriageways as part of their driving lessons?
If you ever have the displeasure of going East down the m4 and try and get onto the m25, the amount of knobbers that drive right up to the hash markings then cut in because they're too important to wait in the traffic.
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