One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

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Tyre Tread

10,534 posts

216 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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Swanny87 said:
HarryFlatters said:
Cliftonite said:
Knob on motorway with windscreen blocked by snow:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-30...

Includes video from rear dashcam.
I was going to post the same.

fkwittery of the highest order.
Me three. Ladies and Gentlemen I think we have a winner!!!! It wouldn't even take 30 seconds to brush that snow off let alone "10 minutes".
I agree with the sentiment but the reporting of that is abysmal: "A police spokesman said: "Not only is this motorist a risk to themselves and a risk to others, the driver is committing a criminal offence by driving with an impaired windscreen.

"It takes just ten minutes to defrost a windscreen but a split second to cause a serious accident."

An "impaired winscreen"? Nothing wrong with the windscreen execept its covered in snow.

Ten minutes to defrost a windsceen? Yeah that'll persuade people to do it. 2 minutes maximum.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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Tyre Tread said:
Swanny87 said:
HarryFlatters said:
Cliftonite said:
Knob on motorway with windscreen blocked by snow:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-30...

Includes video from rear dashcam.
I was going to post the same.

fkwittery of the highest order.
Me three. Ladies and Gentlemen I think we have a winner!!!! It wouldn't even take 30 seconds to brush that snow off let alone "10 minutes".
I agree with the sentiment but the reporting of that is abysmal: "A police spokesman said: "Not only is this motorist a risk to themselves and a risk to others, the driver is committing a criminal offence by driving with an impaired windscreen.

"It takes just ten minutes to defrost a windscreen but a split second to cause a serious accident."

An "impaired winscreen"? Nothing wrong with the windscreen execept its covered in snow.

Ten minutes to defrost a windsceen? Yeah that'll persuade people to do it. 2 minutes maximum.
It will indeed be hard to find any finder example of knobbery than that. You do wonder how some people manage to dress themselves in the morning, let alone have the mental capacity to drive a car.

masermartin

1,629 posts

177 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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Driving modern cars (in normal everyday circumstances) is becoming so much easier. It seems people don't realise the actual competence level required until circumstances are no longer "normal".

Toaster Pilot

14,619 posts

158 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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Self nomination for feeling smug about having covered my van windscreen overnight to stop it frosting over only for it to freeze over and need scraping before I'd got to the end of the road where I live laugh

alpha channel

1,386 posts

162 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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A quieter than average couple of days, though this morning I stumbled across, or rather they stumbled across me, the perennial second lane moron that I've previously mentioned on here.

Coming up to the Fishburn junction I glance in my mirror to make sure there's nothing coming up the second lane in case a vehicle wants to join (if people didn't move over the poor buggers could be sat there all day) and I see a pair of circular headlights. Fine, no issues only all of a sudden they've stopped gaining on me and are sat there in at my rear quarter, I slow a touch to aide in their overtake, nope they slow, we pass the junction and still no movement. We are now coming up to a slower moving vehicle so I accelerate to get a bit of distance between us so I can pull out safely and they seem to almost try and keep up.

If it's the same person I've stumbled across this muppet before while in the Rover tickling along at an indicated sixty so I wasn't gaining and there was plenty of road between us (an easy 50m), they seem to get on the A689 and make a beeline for the second lane and sit there for the entire length between Sedgefield and Wynyard roundabout (turning off at Wynyard) doing sixty and, it seems, no faster. On that occasion I watched as a BMW and Merc caught up with them and, having sat there a good while and frustrated about them not moving over into a clear lane, undertake (kind of forgiveable I feel in this case).

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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alpha channel said:
A quieter than average couple of days, though this morning I stumbled across, or rather they stumbled across me, the perennial second lane moron that I've previously mentioned on here.

Coming up to the Fishburn junction I glance in my mirror to make sure there's nothing coming up the second lane in case a vehicle wants to join (if people didn't move over the poor buggers could be sat there all day) and I see a pair of circular headlights. Fine, no issues only all of a sudden they've stopped gaining on me and are sat there in at my rear quarter, I slow a touch to aide in their overtake, nope they slow, we pass the junction and still no movement. We are now coming up to a slower moving vehicle so I accelerate to get a bit of distance between us so I can pull out safely and they seem to almost try and keep up.

If it's the same person I've stumbled across this muppet before while in the Rover tickling along at an indicated sixty so I wasn't gaining and there was plenty of road between us (an easy 50m), they seem to get on the A689 and make a beeline for the second lane and sit there for the entire length between Sedgefield and Wynyard roundabout (turning off at Wynyard) doing sixty and, it seems, no faster. On that occasion I watched as a BMW and Merc caught up with them and, having sat there a good while and frustrated about them not moving over into a clear lane, undertake (kind of forgiveable I feel in this case).
The undertaking question is an interesting one. On the one hand, it is so very tempting. But on the other (and aside from the Highway Code), if some has got so little awareness of what's around them (ie the faster cars behind), you're gambling that they won't decide to change lanes without checking their mirrors first...

schmalex

13,616 posts

206 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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daveky said:
I dont think it is bad driving. Ive shortly got a Golf R arriving precisely so I can launch control these facks into the next decade.
^^^ This is one thing that makes me think knob

cootuk

918 posts

123 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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Blue Golf GTD YC63YCY - thanks for taking off my wing mirror but not stopping.
Even when you drove back along the road and completely ignored me pointing to the stub that was left hoping you might stop, but instead you stubbornly just looked forward hoping no-one had seen.

RyanTank

2,850 posts

154 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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cootuk said:
Blue Golf GTD YC63YCY - thanks for taking off my wing mirror but not stopping.
Even when you drove back along the road and completely ignored me pointing to the stub that was left hoping you might stop, but instead you stubbornly just looked forward hoping no-one had seen.
I'm pretty sure that's an offence? And given you've got his reg you could put a claim in for a new mirror and him leaving the scene of an accident without stopping and providing details.

Depends how mad you are and how much it'll cost for a replacement.

I could also be talking nonsense.

Swanny87

1,265 posts

119 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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RyanTank said:
I'm pretty sure that's an offence? And given you've got his reg you could put a claim in for a new mirror and him leaving the scene of an accident without stopping and providing details.

Depends how mad you are and how much it'll cost for a replacement.

I could also be talking nonsense.
Nope, it's illegal to leave the scene of an accident.

cootuk

918 posts

123 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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£50 for a complete unit from Fleabay - still have the colour match paint from when one got ripped off last year too.
Probably better to hammer frozen sausages into their lawn than report to plod.

alpha channel

1,386 posts

162 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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Europa1 said:
The undertaking question is an interesting one. On the one hand, it is so very tempting. But on the other (and aside from the Highway Code), if some has got so little awareness of what's around them (ie the faster cars behind), you're gambling that they won't decide to change lanes without checking their mirrors first...
I know, I've come across this car a number of times, and the total oblivion that the driver exhibits is frankly scarey. All the times that I've stumbled across them, all bar one, they're pottering along in the second lane with cars barreling up behind them only for witless wonder to sit there and cars stat on their tails. Mind you I think something must've happened to their car, as the first time I came across them they were driving a (tidy looking) Ka, now it's a Micra.

pingu393

7,778 posts

205 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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Cliftonite said:
Knob on motorway with windscreen blocked by snow:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-30...

Includes video from rear dashcam.


(Sorry about image size (it is linked to the image in The Independent.)

It looks like the snow on the roof has slipped down over the windscreen. Even if it has, it's still knobbish behaviour, and the reason why I sweep my arm over the roof as well.

WD39

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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jogger1976 said:
This

Which seems to have replaced this

as the default choice of chariot for blokes like this

For the past few weeks, the vast majority of tailgating, lane-hogging and generally aggressive driving I've encountered has been perpetrated by angry Phil Mitchell lookalikes driving a VW Amarok. Is it just me?confused
No, it's not just you.
'Round my way, (heavily bucolic and agricultural) there are dozens of these things charging along single track country roads and menacing town and village.
A lot are used for transport to go 'shooting' and gather in fields and woodland hunting in packs.
I think I have seen the gentleman in the photo driving one, or someone very much like him.

okie592

2,711 posts

167 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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He drives a diesel golf. And not even a gtd

carreauchompeur

17,840 posts

204 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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okie592 said:



He drives a diesel golf. And not even a gtd
FFS. how is the back end 'getting lively' on an FWD?

Triumph Man

8,687 posts

168 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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He probably had some cause to panic and snapped off the throttle. Also, how can you lean on a button, unless your driving position is slumped across the car?

TankRizzo

7,259 posts

193 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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Triumph Man said:
He probably had some cause to panic and snapped off the throttle. Also, how can you lean on a button, unless your driving position is slumped across the car?
Maybe he drives using the "pimp lean" with his hand firmly gripping the wheel at 12 o'clock...

okie592

2,711 posts

167 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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TankRizzo said:
Maybe he drives using the "pimp lean" with his hand firmly gripping the wheel at 12 o'clock...
This is thE kid with a £10k car loan

Started with a clc then sold that to buy a cooper s which had suspension issues so he got rid for another clc which he sold for a c30 diesel. Which he sold for a a3 sport and proclaimed he had "made it" then got rejected for the finance on a CLA sport 220 cdi. And now leases this golf.

and yes he does drive it like a pimp, oh and he has a Chihuahua called BENTLEY that wears a coat with a Bentley badge on it

GrumpyTwig

3,354 posts

157 months

Friday 23rd January 2015
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okie592 said:
he has a Chihuahua called BENTLEY that wears a coat with a Bentley badge on it
How was this not the first thing mentioned? tongue out
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