One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

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Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

183 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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KFC said:
cootuk said:
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1187936...White_van_man_s_overtaking_manoeuvre_condemned_asdownright_dangerous_/

Not only a driver of a liveried vehicle doing a relatively silly overtake,
but then the owners of the company not being able to say who was driving given they only have a handful of vehicles.
Perhaps the guy filming should have had a better camera.

Whats the point in having it if you can't read a reg plate when someone does something so idiotic right in front of you?
Failure to identify the driver? Isn't that six points and a fine?

"Failing to identify driver of vehicle £1,000 fine / Discretionary disqualification 6"

https://www.gov.uk/highway-code-penalties/penalty-...

The CEO of the company should be summonsed. wink

Krikkit

26,513 posts

181 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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cootuk said:
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1187936...White_van_man_s_overtaking_manoeuvre_condemned_asdownright_dangerous_/

Not only a driver of a liveried vehicle doing a relatively silly overtake,
but then the owners of the company not being able to say who was driving given they only have a handful of vehicles.
Aside from the speed, I don't really see what's wrong with that on a well-sighted and obviously empty road. I wouldn't do it there, but it's hardly doing 180mph through a shopping centre...


xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Krikkit said:
cootuk said:
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1187936...White_van_man_s_overtaking_manoeuvre_condemned_asdownright_dangerous_/

Not only a driver of a liveried vehicle doing a relatively silly overtake,
but then the owners of the company not being able to say who was driving given they only have a handful of vehicles.
Aside from the speed, I don't really see what's wrong with that on a well-sighted and obviously empty road. I wouldn't do it there, but it's hardly doing 180mph through a shopping centre...
I'd agree that it's well sighted if it weren't for the junction on the right.

KFC

3,687 posts

130 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Liquid Knight said:
Failure to identify the driver? Isn't that six points and a fine?

"Failing to identify driver of vehicle £1,000 fine / Discretionary disqualification 6"

https://www.gov.uk/highway-code-penalties/penalty-...

The CEO of the company should be summonsed. wink
I don't think that applies unless the number plate of the vehicle is provided.

If the police can't tell you which vehicle they're interested in, I don't see how they can realistically tell you who was driving it if you have multiple identical ones operating in the same area.

Negative Creep

24,963 posts

227 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Biker who decided to use the cycle lane to undertake several cars who had the audacity to be travelling at 30 in a 30 zone earlier today

yellowjack

17,073 posts

166 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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xRIEx said:
Krikkit said:
cootuk said:
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1187936...White_van_man_s_overtaking_manoeuvre_condemned_asdownright_dangerous_/

Not only a driver of a liveried vehicle doing a relatively silly overtake,
but then the owners of the company not being able to say who was driving given they only have a handful of vehicles.
Aside from the speed, I don't really see what's wrong with that on a well-sighted and obviously empty road. I wouldn't do it there, but it's hardly doing 180mph through a shopping centre...
I'd agree that it's well sighted if it weren't for the junction on the right.
I'm shocked. Truly I am.

Shocked that I'm the only one who seems to have noticed that the illegally parked AUDI has contributed massively to the situation on that video. Seriously? Parking like that right opposite a junction? WTF are these idiots taught in 'driving school' these days?

Plus, regardless of whether anyone thinks the overtake was dangerous, or well-sighted, or outrageous because of speeding or whatever, the offence is committed as soon as the driver of the van drives on the opposite side of the road to that which the 'Keep Left' arrow instructs. Regardless of whether anyone is coming the other way, or how far he can see into the junction, driving on the wrong side of that arrow is pretty much the same as driving the 'wrong way' around a roundabout. Or turning into or out of a side road on the 'wrong' side of a traffic island (pedestrian refuge). It's a bit like speeding, in so far as it's an "absolute" offence (you either did it or you didn't), not like trying to prove that a particular piece of driving was or was not careless or dangerous.

cookmysock

843 posts

201 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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OpulentBob said:
The last couple of pages of inane drivel by Jag XJR make me think "knob".
edited for what everyone else is thinking.

mods - time for a ban. This guy is simply a troll

glasgowrob

3,240 posts

121 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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piss poor so called professional drivers.


example 1


too lazy to reverse and exit the space properly, decides to driver across the pedestrian access.


after parking like a complete end



he's not alone,

really really boils my pee and most of the time its just sheer crap driving and laziness



yep this was an attempt at parking



more knobbishness




and a non socalled professional just for balance


utter selfish ***** the lot of them






zedx19

2,727 posts

140 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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You're in the wrong thread, you need this one:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

carlove

7,555 posts

167 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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The man who looked like he smells in an old burgundy Mondeo with 4 missing wheel trims who tried to overtake me while I was waiting behind a cyclist, imagine his surprise when he found there was a traffic island in the way, bloody simpleton.

Another one, an A4 who cut me up by going in the wrong lane on a roundabout, driver apologised which is fine, everybody makes mistakes, the passenger then throws his cigarette out the window, just missing my car (a pet hate of mine), A4 goes into turning lane, so I open my window and call the passenger a tramp.

Final one, 206 leaving B&Q, he was waiting to leave, there is a left and right lane just past the exit ( a link as it's hard to explain http://goo.gl/maps/orlXm ), about where the camera car is I indicate right to go right at the lights, 206 starts pulling out (he didn't actually look to his left) and I beep, we both stop as a collision was about to occur, I let him in front.
At the lights he suddenly goes into reverse and moves back as if he's going to hit me, stops and starts getting out his car, he changes his mind (probably saw I was a well built company director), I can see him in his mirrors now having what can only be described as a temper tantrum, this send me into a fit of the giggles.

Russwhitehouse

962 posts

131 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Driving on a virtually empty dual carriage way (I live in France so it does happen!) in my old 911, at night, being tailgated by some cock end with his lights on full beam for mile after mile. Eventually I get irritated enough to tilt the rear view mirror enough to stop my retinas being burned out, but he doesn't take the hint and continues to tailgate. I put it down to some sort of "Porsche hater" bell end and shortly after reach my turn off, which is a small unlit country road.I duly slow down,indicate, turn etc, and fk me if numb nuts doesn't follow, without indicating, and continues to tailgate. After about half a mile i've had enough and slow to a stop to let the prick past (plenty of room, no other cars) and be done with it. Instead he stops up close behind me, lights still blazing. I throw my hands up in the air in the universal "what the fk is your problem" gesture, and pull away again.Shortly after he turns off, but not before flashing his lights at me and sounding his horn. I would like to think he had been enjoying the sound of an air cooled 911 at cruising speed, but rather suspect he was in fact a weapons grade bell end with a chip on his shoulder, or more likely just a st driver who is still none the wiser. KNOBBER!

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Russwhitehouse said:
Driving on a virtually empty dual carriage way (I live in France so it does happen!) in my old 911, at night, being tailgated by some cock end with his lights on full beam for mile after mile. Eventually I get irritated enough to tilt the rear view mirror enough to stop my retinas being burned out, but he doesn't take the hint and continues to tailgate. I put it down to some sort of "Porsche hater" bell end and shortly after reach my turn off, which is a small unlit country road.I duly slow down,indicate, turn etc, and fk me if numb nuts doesn't follow, without indicating, and continues to tailgate. After about half a mile i've had enough and slow to a stop to let the prick past (plenty of room, no other cars) and be done with it. Instead he stops up close behind me, lights still blazing. I throw my hands up in the air in the universal "what the fk is your problem" gesture, and pull away again.Shortly after he turns off, but not before flashing his lights at me and sounding his horn. I would like to think he had been enjoying the sound of an air cooled 911 at cruising speed, but rather suspect he was in fact a weapons grade bell end with a chip on his shoulder, or more likely just a st driver who is still none the wiser. KNOBBER!
Probably trying to goad you into a race.

hillbob

193 posts

203 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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I will admit to me being a knob this morning. Pulled up to a junction wanting to turn right, looked and pulled out, as I pulled out there was an Audi S3 turning into the street I am pulling out of.

How I did not see him I don't know. I did apologise as he let me out and also after I had turned (just in case he was looking over his shoulder thinking 'what a t**t. Yes I know and again apologies.

Hackney

6,826 posts

208 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
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The Ford Transit people carrier driver who decided queueing along Bullsmore Lane in Enfield last night was for everyone else except him.

I saw in my rear view mirror drive up the middle of the road, then pull into the (only) lane.
Then he came past me, close to a right turn filter lane... but kept going until he had to duck in for a traffic island. Then he pulled out again, went the wrong side of the next traffic island and forced cars coming the other way to stop.

I caught up with a similar van on the M25, I assume it was him, driving at 65 in the 4th lane holding everyone up. But taking offence and swerving about when people passed him on the left.

Because I was stuck in traffic behind a van, not sure my dashcam caught his queue jumping antics. Certainly not what happened behind me. Shame.

Flibble

6,475 posts

181 months

Sunday 29th March 2015
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Nissan Juke drivers, s to a [wo]man. It seems to be latest car that attracts properly dopey fkwits. curse

QuantumTokoloshi

4,162 posts

217 months

Sunday 29th March 2015
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The absolute barsteward who lifted my wallet out of my hotel room. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your ass, thanks for leaving me with no cards in a foreign country.

Hol

8,402 posts

200 months

Sunday 29th March 2015
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QuantumTokoloshi said:
The absolute barsteward who lifted my wallet out of my hotel room. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your ass, thanks for leaving me with no cards in a foreign country.
Wales or Scotland

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CoolHands

18,602 posts

195 months

Monday 30th March 2015
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how did they get in your room?

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Monday 30th March 2015
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All the cockjobs on the 2 lane stretch of the M11 in north Essex at the weekend who couldn't comprehend that to maintain speed when going uphill, you need to press the accelerator.

ORD

18,107 posts

127 months

Monday 30th March 2015
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Europa1 said:
All the cockjobs on the 2 lane stretch of the M11 in north Essex at the weekend who couldn't comprehend that to maintain speed when going uphill, you need to press the accelerator.
Or, more likely, change down a gear.

I have noticed that drivers of diesel cars tend to maintain speed reasonably well on motorway inclines, but you will find yourself sailing past most petrol cars if you stay at or above 70 on a steep climb.
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