North Korea photoshop contest

[Silverbullet767]

mybrainhurts said:

I had absolutely nothing to do with this thread. Obviously, Ed Balls hacked my login. I think Kim Jung un is a bellend.

You're in for it now!

[em177]

Silverbullet767 said:

mybrainhurts said:

I had absolutely nothing to do with this thread. Obviously, Ed Balls hacked my login. I think Kim Jung un is a bellend.

You're in for it now!

[mybrainhurts]

You diabolical rotter...

[crmcatee]

Some in this link I hadn't seen previously.

Some of them would make great candidates..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/w...

[FourWheelDrift]

Is it me or is the General on the right levitating, his shoes do not appear to be in contact with the plane.



(badnorthkoreanphotoshopping)

[FourWheelDrift]

"Can I eat this?"

[FourWheelDrift]

The gift that keeps on giving.

[Pickled]

[IanMorewood]

FourWheelDrift said:

Is it me or is the General on the right levitating, his shoes do not appear to be in contact with the plane.



(badnorthkoreanphotoshopping)

His right toes are probably on the wing root but yes it does look like a bad Photoshop job.

[JonRB]

FourWheelDrift said:

Is it me or is the General on the right levitating, his shoes do not appear to be in contact with the plane.

His right foot is on the plane and because he's leaning into the plane he's effectively standing on one leg (his right).
(He's probably taking a lot of his body weight on his hands)

[Silverbullet767]

IanMorewood said:

FourWheelDrift said:

Is it me or is the General on the right levitating, his shoes do not appear to be in contact with the plane.



(badnorthkoreanphotoshopping)

His right toes are probably on the wing root but yes it does look like a bad Photoshop job.

I still call bullst, how in the juddering fk did that fat piece of st make it into that cockpit in the first place? Crane?

[G600]

Silverbullet767 said:

I still call bullst, how in the juddering fk did that fat piece of st make it into that cockpit in the first place? Crane?

They probably took the seat out 1st

[FourWheelDrift]

Built it around him.

[Martin4x4]

FourWheelDrift said:

Is it me or is the General on the right levitating, his shoes do not appear to be in contact with the plane.



(badnorthkoreanphotoshopping)

Why does he remind me of a pantomime dwarf

[FurtiveFreddy]

Pickled said:

• COUGH*

FurtiveFreddy said:

[Huff]

"Most dictators will be playing at 10. You on 10, all the way up, all the way up...Where can you go from there? Nowhere. What Re do, is if Re need that extra push over cliff...Ereven. One shorter.

[Silverbullet767]

Huff said:

"Most dictators will be playing at 10. You on 10, all the way up, all the way up...Where can you go from there? Nowhere. What Re do, is if Re need that extra push over cliff...Ereven. One shorter.

Just noticed the sign behind him!!

[FD3Si]

Silverbullet767 said:

Just noticed the sign behind him!!

Genuine LOL!
If that's not a Photoshop, that's one of the best things I've ever seen.


I realise it almost certainly is, but still, don't ruin the moment...

[john2443]

Stolen from Twitter

Mark Steel ‏- I would like to inform North Korea that X Factor and Made in Chelsea have been taking the piss out of them.

(Context http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-30528...)

[Pixel Pusher]

North Korea's inaugural line dancing championships got off to a shaky start in Pyongyang today, when all the contestants were ordered to stand still allowing the supreme leader to win with his self choreographed routine, which also involved standing still.

Not even the anthemic Achy Breaky Heart could tempt them into action.