I was spooning the wife earlier when I rested my nob against her ahole: "What do you reckon?" I whispered, "fancy a bit??" "Pack it in" she said. She didn't have to tell me twice.
I phoned my local council and asked them what precautions had been put in place in the event of a Dalek invasion. They told me steps have been put in place.
I phoned my local council and asked them what precautions had been put in place in the event of a Dalek invasion. They told me steps have been put in place.
That must be a very old joke! Daleks conquered stairs in 1988!