Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said,
'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 and your mothers’ just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And there ain’t no way I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no bike.'
'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 and your mothers’ just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And there ain’t no way I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no bike.'
E-Mail Note from a man in Sheffield to his friend in Birmingham:
I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIS in its centre.
Now, the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24x7
My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all.
I've never felt safer.
I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIS in its centre.
Now, the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24x7
My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all.
I've never felt safer.
Pixelpeep7r said:
RJO said:
Back in the day I think it used to be the milkman, but we don't have them any more, do we.
we do. Kinda...milk and more
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Edited by Vipers on Tuesday 21st October 18:48
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