Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[marshalla]

Adenauer said:

Aha, The Temptations.

That's his brother, Dave Ruffin.

[Laurel Green]

marshalla said:

That's his brother, Dave Ruffin.

Yep! Think he was the one with the Mule.

[K12beano]

Laurel Green said:

marshalla said:

That's his brother, Dave Ruffin.

Yep! Think he was the one with the Mule.

Did you mean "Rule" - because that's still illegal in 127 countries I believe....

[BrassMan]

I just got in touch with my inner self.

That's the last time I buy one-ply toilet paper.

[LordHaveMurci]

BrassMan said:

I just got in touch with my inner self.

That's the last time I buy one-ply toilet paper.

[Mermaid]

Goodbye Mrs Robinson... just sounds of silence now.

[mikees]

Mermaid said:

Goodbye Mrs Robinson... just sounds of silence now.

What?

[Mermaid]

mikees said:

What?

Struggling with a better clue..., no doubt someone will have a 1st version

[Laurel Green]

Mike Nichols, Graduate director, dies at 83. Clicky

[Halmyre]

I guessed that's what it was. Not sure what it's doing in the joke thread.

[omgus]

Halmyre said:

I guessed that's what it was. Not sure what it's doing in the joke thread.

This thread has always struggled with jokes, but it's alive with dead celebs.

[jamessavile]

Up yours, omgus

[omgus]

Sorry, i meant to say te joke tread.

We all know what happens when you go changing your name. Be careful.

[mybrainhurts]

[BrassMan]

Why are people so shocked by Kim Kardashian's nude photos? We've seen the sex tape, we've seen the leaked naked selfies. It's like having a grand opening for a club that's been open for five years. I'd be more surprised if she released a picture of her reading a book.

[mybrainhurts]

Who's he?

[BrassMan]

Some sort of Star Trek spinoff.

[mybrainhurts]

Cunning

[EarlOfHazard]

mikees said:

Mermaid said:

Goodbye Mrs Robinson... just sounds of silence now.

What?

The director of the film The Graduate died

[K12beano]

EarlOfHazard said:

mikees said:

Mermaid said:

Goodbye Mrs Robinson... just sounds of silence now.

What?

The director of the film The Graduate died

Eh?!

Not again, surely! He only died a bit further up this page!