Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
Discussion
Three ladies are playing the 4th hole at a members-only golf club, when a naked man, wearing only a bag over his head, jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
The three ladies look and are in shock at the size of his manhood.
The first lady says, ”Well, he definitely is not my husband.”
The second lady looks at his manhood and says, “He, for sure, is not my husband.”
The third lady takes a good look and says, "He's not even a member of this club!”
The three ladies look and are in shock at the size of his manhood.
The first lady says, ”Well, he definitely is not my husband.”
The second lady looks at his manhood and says, “He, for sure, is not my husband.”
The third lady takes a good look and says, "He's not even a member of this club!”
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a blonde woman.
The blonde kept staring at his bulging pockets. Finally he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde raised her eyebrows, quite puzzled.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
The blonde kept staring at his bulging pockets. Finally he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde raised her eyebrows, quite puzzled.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
Two blokes in their mid-twenties are chatting away while sitting at a bar.
One of them says to his mate, "Man you look tired."
His friend says, "I'm totally exhausted mate. My girlfriend wants sex *all* the time. I just don't know what to do."
An older fellow sitting a couple of stools down had overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that s
t”.
One of them says to his mate, "Man you look tired."
His friend says, "I'm totally exhausted mate. My girlfriend wants sex *all* the time. I just don't know what to do."
An older fellow sitting a couple of stools down had overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that s
t”.
K12beano said:
I always liked David Frost's joke about the Greeks:
"In other news, there's going to be a General Election in Greece....
....and we all know which Generals are going to be elected"
Anyone else admit to being old enough to remember that one?
Wasn't it called The Regime of the Colonels rather than generals?"In other news, there's going to be a General Election in Greece....
....and we all know which Generals are going to be elected"
Anyone else admit to being old enough to remember that one?
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