Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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Vipers said:
Watching the "Voice" just now and a contender reminded me of this oldie.
Young girl goes to the doctors for a check up.
Doctor picks up his stethoscope and says "Big breaths"
She says "Yeth, and I'me only sith-teen"
The other day my wife had to go to the GP to get checked for a chest infection,and as she was standing in front of me,with the GP listening to her back, I thought of EXACTLY that joke,and could barely contain a fit of giggles Young girl goes to the doctors for a check up.
Doctor picks up his stethoscope and says "Big breaths"
She says "Yeth, and I'me only sith-teen"
She was not impressed
(Probably one for the "juvenile things that make you snigger thread")
kowalski655 said:
The other day my wife had to go to the GP to get checked for a chest infection,and as she was standing in front of me,with the GP listening to her back, I thought of EXACTLY that joke,and could barely contain a fit of giggles
She was not impressed
(Probably one for the "juvenile things that make you snigger thread")
OMG your wife's 16 She was not impressed
(Probably one for the "juvenile things that make you snigger thread")
Vipers said:
kowalski655 said:
The other day my wife had to go to the GP to get checked for a chest infection,and as she was standing in front of me,with the GP listening to her back, I thought of EXACTLY that joke,and could barely contain a fit of giggles
She was not impressed
(Probably one for the "juvenile things that make you snigger thread")
OMG your wife's 16 She was not impressed
(Probably one for the "juvenile things that make you snigger thread")
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says,"I think i enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think i have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy."What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all fours and you mount her from behind.Then you reach around, cup her tits and whisper in her ear,'boy these feel like your sisters.'Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
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