Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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havoc said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Man goes into a chemist and asks for deodorant.
Chemist asks 'Ball or aerosol?'
Man says 'Ball, I think, I like to do my bit for the environment.'
Not a Scandanavian chemist then? Chemist asks 'Ball or aerosol?'
Man says 'Ball, I think, I like to do my bit for the environment.'
Edited by Justayellowbadge on Monday 25th May 21:17
I still say 'armpits' as if I was this dude...
Somewhere in Ireland a teacher asks her class:
"Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend? "
Young Paddy raises his hand and says "Trudy Glenn Miss."
"No Paddy ," says the teacher. "The answer is Maid Marion ".
But Miss, what about that song we used to sing,
Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy Glenn.
"Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend? "
Young Paddy raises his hand and says "Trudy Glenn Miss."
"No Paddy ," says the teacher. "The answer is Maid Marion ".
But Miss, what about that song we used to sing,
Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy Glenn.
Laurel Green said:
Somewhere in Ireland a teacher asks her class:
"Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend? "
Young Paddy raises his hand and says "Trudy Glenn Miss."
"No Paddy ," says the teacher. "The answer is Maid Marion ".
But Miss, what about that song we used to sing,
Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy Glenn.
hahaha"Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend? "
Young Paddy raises his hand and says "Trudy Glenn Miss."
"No Paddy ," says the teacher. "The answer is Maid Marion ".
But Miss, what about that song we used to sing,
Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy Glenn.
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided, he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
His father said "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided, he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
His father said "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
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