Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2

[Dan_1981]

jas xjr said:

Frankiethepanda said:

A pub near me offers a cakeaway thingy for less than a fiver you can get a 'slice' of cake, i can highly recomend the fudge cake its heavenly death, but the cheesecake is a sickly mess, the biscuit to cheese ratio is seriously wrong.

But but there is no kebab meat

Let me assist. Just finished off the leftovers.

[Drive Blind]

Frankiethepanda said:

Pray tell what have i done?

you only bought one slice! one slice! And you were sober and it's in a cake box

you have much to learn young skywalker

[OzzyR1]

Combo offer from local moody kebab shop - donner meat/chips/chilli sauce, small BBQ ribs and some garlic mushrooms

Pretty poor quality, been unable to find a decent takeaway since I moved house 2 months ago

[berlintaxi]

That looks pretty grim.

[Drive Blind]

OzzyR1 said:

donner meat/chips/chilli sauce, small BBQ ribs and some garlic mushrooms

that's a first for me, never seen that combo before

[Cotty]

Drive Blind said:

Frankiethepanda said:

Pray tell what have i done?

you only bought one slice! one slice! And you were sober and it's in a cake box

you have much to learn young skywalker

I thought it was more the use of the word cakeaway.

[Frankiethepanda]

Dan_1981 said:

Let me assist. Just finished off the leftovers.

Not gonna lie totally thought you had just upstaged me with a foot long pancake wrapped up with chocolate and strawberries, then realised it was indeed meat, i need glasses

[soad]

Drive Blind said:

OzzyR1 said:

donner meat/chips/chilli sauce, small BBQ ribs and some garlic mushrooms

that's a first for me, never seen that combo before

Ribs do not belong...I reckon, they were microwaved.

[dmitsi]

Well true to my word I'm keeping you updated. Unfortunately I barely remember getting this on Saturday night, and definitely don't remember taking the photo.
Post bab analysis. It was a lamb shish wrap of about a foot in length, fk knows what sauce I had. Looks a little heavy on salad but could be the light and fact the wrap was unwrapping. Accompanied with single cook chips and some dirty chicken for the lady.

[Soov535]

Frankiethepanda said:

Soov535 said:

You know what you've done. Get out.




At least we know you're really a girl.

Edited by Soov535 on Monday 2nd March 17:46

Pray tell what have i done?

Cake, poppet. Cake. WTF!?

[Pferdestarke]

Soov535 said:

Frankiethepanda said:

Soov535 said:

You know what you've done. Get out.




At least we know you're really a girl.

Edited by Soov535 on Monday 2nd March 17:46

Pray tell what have i done?

Cake, poppet. Cake. WTF!?

What have you done you ask?

Look around you. See what gets posted. Look at their savoury filth, the salt-laden fatty, crispy, carb-rich takeaway dinners drunken PHers are buying with their dividend cheques.

Then look at what you've gone and done.

You're just a fakey cake maker and we ain't got time for you-ooooo!

[Soov535]

Pferdestarke said:

Soov535 said:

Frankiethepanda said:

Soov535 said:

You know what you've done. Get out.




At least we know you're really a girl.

Edited by Soov535 on Monday 2nd March 17:46

Pray tell what have i done?

Cake, poppet. Cake. WTF!?

What have you done you ask?

Look around you. See what gets posted. Look at their savoury filth, the salt-laden fatty, crispy, carb-rich takeaway dinners drunken PHers are buying with their dividend cheques.

Then look at what you've gone and done.

You're just a fakey cake maker and we ain't got time for you-ooooo!

[Pferdestarke]

dmitsi said:

Accompanied with single cook chips and some dirty chicken for the lady.

I bet she scarfed it faster than you got through that 'bab!

[SpydieNut]

dmitsi said:

Well true to my word I'm keeping you updated. Unfortunately I barely remember getting this on Saturday night, and definitely don't remember taking the photo.
Post bab analysis. It was a lamb shish wrap of about a foot in length, fk knows what sauce I had. Looks a little heavy on salad but could be the light and fact the wrap was unwrapping. Accompanied with single cook chips and some dirty chicken for the lady.

so drunk you can't remember getting it, yet in true PH DTAP style, you remember to take a picture .

you must have been well gone, as you only got half the plate in the shot, but full marks for effort - and it's even in focus

[dmitsi]

Pferdestarke said:

I bet she scarfed it faster than you got through that 'bab!

Who knows! What I do know is I finished it, but the next day she produced something called left over chicken. The only leftovers I had were greasy marks on my new trousers. Classy!

[Frankiethepanda]

Pferdestarke said:

What have you done you ask?

Look around you. See what gets posted. Look at their savoury filth, the salt-laden fatty, crispy, carb-rich takeaway dinners drunken PHers are buying with their dividend cheques.

Then look at what you've gone and done.

You're just a fakey cake maker and we ain't got time for you-ooooo!

To be fair i have posted a 16 inch pizza and a plateful of fish and chips, i just thought that maybe cake had a place here too, that and each slice is extremly unhealthy and probably contains more fat and carbs that a kebab.

[soad]

You need a Mars Milkshake to go with your Chocolate fudge cake, Lyko-style.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Soov535]

Frankiethepanda said:

Pferdestarke said:

What have you done you ask?

Look around you. See what gets posted. Look at their savoury filth, the salt-laden fatty, crispy, carb-rich takeaway dinners drunken PHers are buying with their dividend cheques.

Then look at what you've gone and done.

You're just a fakey cake maker and we ain't got time for you-ooooo!

To be fair i have posted a 16 inch pizza and a plateful of fish and chips, i just thought that maybe cake had a place here too, that and each slice is extremly unhealthy and probably contains more fat and carbs that a kebab.

I never touch cakes for precisely that reason.

Now, Extra Large Mixed Kebab on nan anyone?

[Burwood]

Frankiethepanda said:

Pferdestarke said:

What have you done you ask?

Look around you. See what gets posted. Look at their savoury filth, the salt-laden fatty, crispy, carb-rich takeaway dinners drunken PHers are buying with their dividend cheques.

Then look at what you've gone and done.

You're just a fakey cake maker and we ain't got time for you-ooooo!

To be fair i have posted a 16 inch pizza and a plateful of fish and chips, i just thought that maybe cake had a place here too, that and each slice is extremly unhealthy and probably contains more fat and carbs that a kebab.

And right there is evidence most people know nothing about what they eat. That 2kg kebab above would be 3500 calories. An average one in the UK which would be a disgrace on these pages is at least 1000. A tiny piece of cake lolol

Another little fact. We had a poster on here showing giant servings of chinese food-5000 calories worth and noted he ate it every few days but happily posted slim photos of his legs (odd but hey ho). Purging is cheating and quite revolting.

[amusingduck]

Burwood said:

And right there is evidence most people know nothing about what they eat. That 2kg kebab above would be 3500 calories. An average one in the UK which would be a disgrace on these pages is at least 1000. A tiny piece of cake lolol

Another little fact. We had a poster on here showing giant servings of chinese food-5000 calories worth and noted he ate it every few days but happily posted slim photos of his legs (odd but hey ho). Purging is cheating and quite revolting.

GG purging?

Skeptical about that, he was quite a muscular chap was he not?