What chav stereotypes apply to you?

[Papa Hotel]

I've got a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, my middle name is Darren, I wear a name badge to work, I have an old fridge in my back garden, I often wear a hoodie and 99% of the time a pair of trainers. There are two cans of Tennents in my fridge (the one in the kitchen), I shave my head and have tattoos.

I isn't a chav, innit.

[Wattsie]

I say 'innit' and various buzzwords from pop culture but not usually around older people who wouldn't know wtf I'm on about.

Tend not to wear hoodies when I'm not exercising now though

[z4chris99]

I like chavvy house music

[Captain Muppet]

I married a stripper, I drove a car with stickers on it, I've eaten a McDonalds meal and enjoyed it.

I think that's everything.

Oh - Nissans. I've owned Nissans.

[anonymous-user]

I like chavvy Drum and Bass and Dubstep music

I have tattoos

[Papa Hotel]

Captain Muppet said:

I married a stripper

Winner.

[Miguel Alvarez]

I wear sports clothes a lot. Hoodies, trainers, baseball caps the lot. I consider myself to be more rudeboy then chav though.

[dmitsi]

Up until last weekend I had an old bath, old toilet and an old basin in my back garden. For a short while the bath was in the front garden but I moved it out back for Christmas, but this was replaced with a second basin and pedestal in the front (also gone last weekend). I now have the christmas tree in the front garden.
I wear hoodies, smoke fags, live in an ex-council house, swear. My local is full of trades and drunken pensioners.
However the BBC website said I was established middle class.

ETA I also like the house music and the bassy drums.

[Captain Muppet]

Papa Hotel said:

Captain Muppet said:

I married a stripper

Winner.

A winner would have kept his house in the divorce...

[Papa Hotel]

Captain Muppet said:

A winner would have kept his house in the divorce...

[Davey S2]

I have some 'artwork' from Ikea on a wall in my house

• hangs head in shame*

[Lord Pikey]

My name is Lord and I wear a hoody to work

My name is Lord and I regularly retrieve things out of bins

My name is Lord and I get a bus to work

[Bear Phils]

I drive a Honda Civic and wear trainers and sports clothing and hoodies regularly. Classy.

[Lemmonie]

I own both uggs and a one piece onesie.

[Big Fat Fatty]

I wear hoodies and skate shoes/trainers a lot and drive a Honda, isn't that all you need?

[SirSamuelBuca]

i drive a renault 5 gt turbo

[IroningMan]

Lemmonie said:

I own both uggs and a one piece onesie.

Well one Ugg would be fk-all use, so just as well you have both of them.

[R500POP]

NON for I am not a frikkin chav.

[Big Fat Fatty]

SirSamuelBuca said:

i drive a renault 5 gt turbo

Only if it has a well wicked Charisma kit on it bruv and the exhaust through the bootlid innit!

[SirSamuelBuca]

Big Fat Fatty said:

Only if it has a well wicked Charisma kit on it bruv and the exhaust through the bootlid innit!

im not ashamed to say even now the east sides massive r5 GTT looked awesome imo lol

mines strictly OE looks