Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]
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fatboy69 said:
My neighbours daughter & her thick as pig-s
t boyfriend.
They both bought Peugeot 208's - identical in every way - for some odd reason.
When they park these white heaps of dullness outside they park them nose to nose with the front bumpers touching each other.
They spend ages slowly edging the cars towards each other so that they just touch.
It annoyed the crap out of me - still does. So I asked why they always park the cars with the noses touching.
The reply I got made me want to puke. I was told that the cars were kissing because their daughter & her boyfriend are deeply in love.....
FFS. It's repulsive. It annoys me. Immensely..............
Bluergh!t boyfriend.They both bought Peugeot 208's - identical in every way - for some odd reason.
When they park these white heaps of dullness outside they park them nose to nose with the front bumpers touching each other.
They spend ages slowly edging the cars towards each other so that they just touch.
It annoyed the crap out of me - still does. So I asked why they always park the cars with the noses touching.
The reply I got made me want to puke. I was told that the cars were kissing because their daughter & her boyfriend are deeply in love.....
FFS. It's repulsive. It annoys me. Immensely..............
But if ever his front bumper is parked touching her rear bumper,then you know they are up to naughties
kowalski655 said:
fatboy69 said:
My neighbours daughter & her thick as pig-st boyfriend.
They both bought Peugeot 208's - identical in every way - for some odd reason.
When they park these white heaps of dullness outside they park them nose to nose with the front bumpers touching each other.
They spend ages slowly edging the cars towards each other so that they just touch.
It annoyed the crap out of me - still does. So I asked why they always park the cars with the noses touching.
The reply I got made me want to puke. I was told that the cars were kissing because their daughter & her boyfriend are deeply in love.....
FFS. It's repulsive. It annoys me. Immensely..............
Bluergh!t boyfriend.They both bought Peugeot 208's - identical in every way - for some odd reason.
When they park these white heaps of dullness outside they park them nose to nose with the front bumpers touching each other.
They spend ages slowly edging the cars towards each other so that they just touch.
It annoyed the crap out of me - still does. So I asked why they always park the cars with the noses touching.
The reply I got made me want to puke. I was told that the cars were kissing because their daughter & her boyfriend are deeply in love.....
FFS. It's repulsive. It annoys me. Immensely..............
But if ever his front bumper is parked touching her rear bumper,then you know they are up to naughties
Just going back to the 'cookies' rant from a few weeks back, check out this one from this link :
http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11364745.Will_...
"We want you to enjoy your visit to our website. That's why we use cookies to enhance your experience. By staying on our website you agree to our use of cookies. Find out more about the cookies we use."
How the actual fk does using cookies enhance my experience on their site? 
That has got to be the biggest load of bullst I've seen in a long time.
http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11364745.Will_...
"We want you to enjoy your visit to our website. That's why we use cookies to enhance your experience. By staying on our website you agree to our use of cookies. Find out more about the cookies we use."
How the actual f
k does using cookies enhance my experience on their site? That has got to be the biggest load of bullst I've seen in a long time.Tonight I shall mostly be moaning about feet.
There is no legitimate reason whatsoever, under any circumstances at all where chaps wearing flip flops into London via the tube is acceptable. fk off with your scabby unattractive feet. Disgusting bds.
I also hate the way toes curl up and then lay down when taking a step in open shoes of any sort. Gives me the willies.
fking hate feet on display.
There is no legitimate reason whatsoever, under any circumstances at all where chaps wearing flip flops into London via the tube is acceptable. f
k off with your scabby unattractive feet. Disgusting bds.I also hate the way toes curl up and then lay down when taking a step in open shoes of any sort. Gives me the willies.
f
king hate feet on display.All that jazz said:
Just going back to the 'cookies' rant from a few weeks back, check out this one from this link :
http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11364745.Will_...
"We want you to enjoy your visit to our website. That's why we use cookies to enhance your experience. By staying on our website you agree to our use of cookies. Find out more about the cookies we use."
How the actual fk does using cookies enhance my experience on their site? That has got to be the biggest load of bullst I've seen in a long time.
it'd make remembering anything between pages a bit difficult, shopping carts etc...http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11364745.Will_...
"We want you to enjoy your visit to our website. That's why we use cookies to enhance your experience. By staying on our website you agree to our use of cookies. Find out more about the cookies we use."
How the actual f
k does using cookies enhance my experience on their site? That has got to be the biggest load of bullst I've seen in a long time.MSN spouting this like it is the next Ferrari
http://cars.uk.msn.com/news/meet-the-300mph-ferrar...
In fact its just a model done by some bloke who has done a 1 month internship at Pagani & 4 months in China! Nothing to do with ANY car company
And the mirrors look unusable
http://cars.uk.msn.com/news/meet-the-300mph-ferrar...
In fact its just a model done by some bloke who has done a 1 month internship at Pagani & 4 months in China! Nothing to do with ANY car company
And the mirrors look unusable
silverthorn2151 said:
Tonight I shall mostly be moaning about feet.
There is no legitimate reason whatsoever, under any circumstances at all where chaps wearing flip flops into London via the tube is acceptable. fk off with your scabby unattractive feet. Disgusting bds.
I also hate the way toes curl up and then lay down when taking a step in open shoes of any sort. Gives me the willies.
fking hate feet on display.
What - all feet?There is no legitimate reason whatsoever, under any circumstances at all where chaps wearing flip flops into London via the tube is acceptable. f
k off with your scabby unattractive feet. Disgusting bds.I also hate the way toes curl up and then lay down when taking a step in open shoes of any sort. Gives me the willies.
f
king hate feet on display.
AstonZagato said:
silverthorn2151 said:
Tonight I shall mostly be moaning about feet.
There is no legitimate reason whatsoever, under any circumstances at all where chaps wearing flip flops into London via the tube is acceptable. fk off with your scabby unattractive feet. Disgusting bds.
I also hate the way toes curl up and then lay down when taking a step in open shoes of any sort. Gives me the willies.
fking hate feet on display.
What - all feet?There is no legitimate reason whatsoever, under any circumstances at all where chaps wearing flip flops into London via the tube is acceptable. f
k off with your scabby unattractive feet. Disgusting bds.I also hate the way toes curl up and then lay down when taking a step in open shoes of any sort. Gives me the willies.
f
king hate feet on display.I hate clumpy shoes on the ladyfolk too. A nice stylish court shoe is perfect, but not those bleeding wedges.
Sadly though too many ladies walk around on what can only be described as scabby trotters.
I really should stop trying to peep up their skirts on the tube, then I wouldn't end up staring at feet.
Mr SFJ said:
droopsnoot said:
Mr SFJ said:
People who indicate to turn in a turn only lane. I don't know why it just annoys me more than anything else..
If it's near pedestrians, they won't necessarily know that it's a turn-only lane (assuming the physical shape of the lane doesn't make it glaringly obvious) and might still appreciate knowing that the vehicle is going to turn to aid in their decision as to whether to cross the road. And if it's not a segregated lane, if someone is in it and not indicating, how does anyone else know whether they're (a) turning but not indicating, or (b) not indicating because they're not turning and are just in the wrong lane and intend to force their way back into straight-ahead traffic as soon as the lights change?At said junction.
No cyclists, no pedestrians, turning left to go up the hill, and after it separates into 2 lanes, he then indicates to go left.
The spacktarded traffic lights at Weeford roundabout near Lichfield where the A38 meets the A5, specifically the ones covering traffic exiting the M6 Toll that seem to automatically flick to red for the roundabout whenever anything approaches, even when there is no traffic coming off the toll road. Could it be the toll operators playing games?
eddy02 said:
The way the m-i-l says mortgage. She says mort-gauge.
My Mum insists on pronouncing "question" as "quest-ee-on". Like nails down a fking blackboard... 
As a confirmed Luddite (posting on here is the summit of my tech capabilities) I simply won't/can't do smartphones or tablets but even I know that no-one on God's green earth operates one like they do in tv adverts with that "pointy finger" method. Dead straight, single index finger typing as per the one key at a time on a typewriter. That and the happy clappy music, the perfectly ethno-centric young people including a lanky bloke in skinny jeans with compulsory beard and cardigan.
Wifey next door is annoying me a bit of late. The pair must have had a baby in recent months, and in the nice weather we've had of late the lady of the house has taken to bringing the baby outside (for fresh air I presume) where she gently coos it to sleep.
The lullaby's are nice enough to hear, but she will then start making these "Shuuush shuuush" and "psss pssss" (like you are calling a cat) noises, those really get on my wick for some reason as this is all happening outside my window.
Oh, the really confusing bit of it is all this she does at the front of the house; on and next to the main road through the estate, so all this time and effort shes making to get the baby to sleep, she's contending with cars/vans/bikes driving by, horns hooting, kids yelling, as well as any other street noises going on.
If that were me, I'd do it in my nice quiet garden, not the bloody street!
The lullaby's are nice enough to hear, but she will then start making these "Shuuush shuuush" and "psss pssss" (like you are calling a cat) noises, those really get on my wick for some reason as this is all happening outside my window.
Oh, the really confusing bit of it is all this she does at the front of the house; on and next to the main road through the estate, so all this time and effort shes making to get the baby to sleep, she's contending with cars/vans/bikes driving by, horns hooting, kids yelling, as well as any other street noises going on.
If that were me, I'd do it in my nice quiet garden, not the bloody street!
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