Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

[fatboy18]

Now if this was the BBC they would have closed this thread down in seconds
Be careful what you say people, Big brother is watching you

So on that note : What's English?

[lord trumpton]

I always have a wry smile when I seen the dog walkers with their dog lead in one hand and a little bag of st in the other.
Its good to see that they are being responsible dog owners but FFS they must really love 'em to scoop up a freshly dropped, warm turd and carry it in a thin bag alongside them.

[james_tigerwoods]

lord trumpton said:

I always have a wry smile when I seen the dog walkers with their dog lead in one hand and a little bag of st in the other.
Its good to see that they are being responsible dog owners but FFS they must really love 'em to scoop up a freshly dropped, warm turd and carry it in a thin bag alongside them.

http://youtu.be/1l1VyrpvVFY?t=20s

[226bhp]

lord trumpton said:

I always have a wry smile when I seen the dog walkers with their dog lead in one hand and a little bag of st in the other.
Its good to see that they are being responsible dog owners but FFS they must really love 'em to scoop up a freshly dropped, warm turd and carry it in a thin bag alongside them.

You wouldn't smile so much when you see it thrown somewhere and/or hanging from some bushes as it often is.

What does amuse me though is when the dog has laid it and as the owner is picking it up it dances around happily with a big smile on it's face; "Hahaha, go on, get it picked up!"

[fatboy18]

Cleaning st off a Baby's arse is far worse and smells worse too, and I talk from experence

[goldblum]

lord trumpton said:

I always have a wry smile when I seen the dog walkers with their dog lead in one hand and a little bag of st in the other.
Its good to see that they are being responsible dog owners but FFS they must really love 'em to scoop up a freshly dropped, warm turd and carry it in a thin bag alongside them.

Isn't it the owner's legal duty?

[Ki3r]

fatboy18 said:

Cleaning st off a Baby's arse is far worse and smells worse too, and I talk from experence

God yes. At least with dog st it tends to be easy to pick up and they aren't wiggling about as its up their back and all sorts.

[boobles]

John D. said:

boobles said:

Go live in the countryside? Really, that's the answer? Why can't she fk off back to her native country? Oh wait this is England where English people come second! tt.

Edited by boobles on Wednesday 19th November 15:50

Coming here. Telling me I can't walk my dog. Bloody foreigners.

Calm down Boobles.

Trust me I am calm....... You don't wanna see me angry!

[Tyre Tread]

Ki3r said:

fatboy18 said:

Cleaning st off a Baby's arse is far worse and smells worse too, and I talk from experence

God yes. At least with dog st it tends to be easy to pick up and they aren't wiggling about as its up their back and all sorts.

Dog crap I can pick up, only just, but I can.

People turd...

[Adenauer]

'KEEP CALM AND.........'



NO, fk OFF

[DaveGoddard]

[Adenauer]

[droopsnoot]

MikeGTi said:

"Inbox me"

Similar to turning "ask" into a noun - "I have a big ask" for example. I'd managed to put that out of my head until I saw a clip of the new film about Dylan Thomas, where the American agent uses the phrase "That's a big ask" - I'm sure such appalling use of the language wasn't done back then, even by Americans.

[All that jazz]

This kind of st:

Just arrived on my phone -

EE & Unicef want to stop the Ebola virus from putting millions of childen in danger in West Africa. But we urgently need your help to provide lifesaving supplies. Please reply YESto donate £5, which will be added to your bill. The UK Gov will match your donation. To opt out of EE appeal messages reply STOP.


I never opted in in the first place so can you stop spamming me please? fk off. And of course it comes from a number that can't be blocked or added to the reject list.

[boobles]

All that jazz said:

This kind of st:

Just arrived on my phone -

EE & Unicef want to stop the Ebola virus from putting millions of childen in danger in West Africa. But we urgently need your help to provide lifesaving supplies. Please reply YESto donate £5, which will be added to your bill. The UK Gov will match your donation. To opt out of EE appeal messages reply STOP.


I never opted in in the first place so can you stop spamming me please? fk off. And of course it comes from a number that can't be blocked or added to the reject list.

I got this txt yesterday....

Another company annoying me is something called "Savvy shopping" Everytime I block them, they come back using a different address!

[The Don of Croy]

Internet campaigns.

In the last week I've learned from t'news that both Ched Evans (who?) and a foreign dating coach (no, me neither) have been the subjects of 'social media campaigns' registering 150,000 and thus enough to alter people's career outlook.

Since I cannot remember the Act of Parliament handing over democratic control to 'social media' perhaps someone can help educate this old fart?

Or does the Electoral Commission accept these numbers as gospel and this is the future?

[All that jazz]

boobles said:

All that jazz said:

This kind of st:

Just arrived on my phone -

EE & Unicef want to stop the Ebola virus from putting millions of childen in danger in West Africa. But we urgently need your help to provide lifesaving supplies. Please reply YESto donate £5, which will be added to your bill. The UK Gov will match your donation. To opt out of EE appeal messages reply STOP.


I never opted in in the first place so can you stop spamming me please? fk off. And of course it comes from a number that can't be blocked or added to the reject list.

I got this txt yesterday....

Another company annoying me is something called "Savvy shopping" Everytime I block them, they come back using a different address!

Is there a way to block texts that come from names instead of numbers? Anyone know? I get spam messages from " -EE- " (despite having such notifications set to off on my EE profile) and as it's words and not numbers you can't add it to your reject list. I imagine there's probably an app that will do it but I don't particularly want to be running an app all the time just for this as it seems a bit overkill.

[R8VXF]

All that jazz said:

This kind of st:

Just arrived on my phone -

EE & Unicef want to stop the Ebola virus from putting millions of childen in danger in West Africa. But we urgently need your help to provide lifesaving supplies. Please reply YESto donate £5, which will be added to your bill. The UK Gov will match your donation. To opt out of EE appeal messages reply STOP.


I never opted in in the first place so can you stop spamming me please? fk off. And of course it comes from a number that can't be blocked or added to the reject list.

I got this message and it came from 70025 rather than showing just EE.

Don't get me started on their text message spam about call charges and internet packages when driving through Europe though

[Antony Moxey]

Sky Sports boxing hype. We had for weeks before the fight with Froch/Groves, now we've got it literally every half hour with Cleverly/Bellew:

I'm going to batter you
No you're not I'm going to batter you
No you're not, I'm going to batter you
You're scared of me
No I'm not, you're scared of me
I'm going to batter you
No you're not, I'm going to batter you
I'm stronger
I'm faster
You're rubbish
You're more rubbish
Your mum smells
Your mum smells more
Don't say that about my mum, I'm going to batter you
No you're not, I'm going to batter you

OH FFS SHUT UP YOU PAIR OF BABIES. All the fking time, every fking sports bulletin, I'm going to do this, you're going to lose, I'm this, you're that - SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not the biggest fan of boxing, never have been but I don't mind watching the big fights every now and again but this childish tit for tat bickering at each other every five minutes drives me up the bloody wall.

[CC07 PEU]

The Macbook Pro I use at work: what a fking piece of st it is. I suspect this applies to most Mac computers. It's slow and all the main Microsoft applications have limited functionality compared to the Windows versions. The seven year old PC that I'm typing this on now is fking quicker than my work Mac. All I've done to my old PC is recently upgrade the RAM and yet it's quicker than said Mac that's less than a year old!