Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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james_tigerwoods said:
"Mate"

I hate this with a passion: there's a guy that calls my son "little mate", another that calls his kids his "mates" and another who calls his wife "mate" - in the local social club (cheap beer) I get called mate.

It's a horrible over familiarisation (sp) and an awful way to address someone. Anyone...
A colleague,who I don't actually speak to as he's such a twunt, calls his mother "mate" on the phone.

Rockstar

171 posts

124 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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iva cosworth said:
james_tigerwoods said:
"Mate"

I hate this with a passion: there's a guy that calls my son "little mate", another that calls his kids his "mates" and another who calls his wife "mate" - in the local social club (cheap beer) I get called mate.

It's a horrible over familiarisation (sp) and an awful way to address someone. Anyone...
A colleague,who I don't actually speak to as he's such a twunt, calls his mother "mate" on the phone.
irked His mom what the hell, does sound like a twunt, that would be like me calling my father "buddy". I may refer to him as my old man but call him papa...

Even in Oz where mate is a general term of referring to a male friend, calling a kid little mate is not too odd but referring to your own kids as your "mates" is a bit... weirdeek

MartG

20,677 posts

204 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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Marketing E-mail from Amazon

"Dear Amazon.co.uk Customer,

As you've shown an interest in books, we thought you might like to find out about the selection on offer in our Books Store."

And then goes on to list a load of ste from the 'bestsellers' list which is of absolutely no interest whatsoever to me. For fk's sake they have a list of books I've bought from them over the years and never once have I bought the type of anodyne crap they're trying to push at me - they know I buy books about aircraft/spaceflight/cars and some science fiction/fantasy - why the fk do they think I'd buy some piece of st by Jeffery fking Archer or a fking vegetarian cookbook ?


Edited by MartG on Sunday 25th January 01:46

colonel c

7,890 posts

239 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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MartG said:
E-mail from Amazon

"Dear Amazon.co.uk Customer,

As you've shown an interest in books, we thought you might like to find out about the selection on offer in our Books Store."

And then goes on to list a load of ste from the 'bestsellers' list which is of absolutely no interest whatsoever to me. For fk's sake they have a list of books I've bought from them over the years and never once have I bought the type of anodyne crap they're trying to push at me - they know I buy books about aircraft/spaceflight/cars and some science fiction/fantasy - why the fk do they think I'd by some piece of st by Jeffery fking Archer or a fking vegetarian cookbook ?
Perhaps they are hoping to broaden horizons.




Jam Spavlin

909 posts

185 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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james_tigerwoods said:
"Mate"

I hate this with a passion: there's a guy that calls my son "little mate", another that calls his kids his "mates" and another who calls his wife "mate" - in the local social club (cheap beer) I get called mate.

It's a horrible over familiarisation (sp) and an awful way to address someone. Anyone...
Pal, mate, son (unless it is my father saying it) , lad.

If anyone addresses me as any of these words my opinion of them is usually brain dead idiot and the majority of the time it's a correct assumption. It especially riles me if it is someone who is serving me in a shop/restaurant ect, I find it extremely rude I am not your pal or your mate or even your buddy I am a customer paying for a service so have a bit of respect and learn how to address people!!! cretins!!!!!!

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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Matey. punch

Anyone under 35yo with a needlessly bushy beard.

grumbledoak

31,532 posts

233 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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"Mate" is okay in London, it's just the local 'generic person' word. It's not as endearing as "Moi Lover", though, which I first heard from a lady behind a bakery counter in Bath. It worried me momentarily as she must have weighed 18 stone - I like to think I would have avoided/escaped/remembered! yikes

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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grumbledoak said:
"Mate" is okay in London, it's just the local 'generic person' word. It's not as endearing as "Moi Lover", though, which I first heard from a lady behind a bakery counter in Bath. It worried me momentarily as she must have weighed 18 stone - I like to think I would have avoided/escaped/remembered! yikes
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My Cornish mate got told 'we don't want your sort here' when he first went into a Brighton pub & greeted the barman as 'Alright my hansome'.

Mouse1903

839 posts

153 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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For me it has to be hashtags, they really irritate me. They are appearing everywhere and are slowly ruining the English language. I just want to slap #people who #talk in #hashtags, argh! And especially those that make up their own that no one is every going to relate / search for

Ian974

2,940 posts

199 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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ALL of the nonsense clickfodder links that turns up everywhere with the sole purpose of filling up pages. '15 amazing pictures from history. 12 secret health disorders of celebrities pets. Doctors, dentists, whoever hate this mums weird weight loss/ tooth whitening/ soup reheating trick, like and share this page to win a Mercedes/ iPad/ used newspaper, 5 amazing Snapchat photos, this thing happened and you'll never believe what happened next'

JungleJim

2,336 posts

212 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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GTIR said:
Matey. punch

Anyone under 35yo with a needlessly bushy beard.
I say matey to my little boy, ”c'mon matey"

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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Ian974 said:
ALL of the nonsense clickfodder links that turns up everywhere with the sole purpose of filling up pages. '15 amazing pictures from history. 12 secret health disorders of celebrities pets. Doctors, dentists, whoever hate this mums weird weight loss/ tooth whitening/ soup reheating trick, like and share this page to win a Mercedes/ iPad/ used newspaper, 5 amazing Snapchat photos, this thing happened and you'll never believe what happened next'
That ^^^^^^ That st.

I've unfollowed loads of feeds on Facebook for this - And I'm now unfollowing friends because of it. It's just fking noise

Cobnapint

8,627 posts

151 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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Been done to death on PH before, but I feel this thread warrants - Formula 1 drivers and team principles that keep saying "for sure".

fk. OFF. banghead

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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Cobnapint said:
Been done to death on PH before, but I feel this thread warrants - Formula 1 drivers and team principles that keep saying "for sure".

fk. OFF. banghead
So it's not just me then. I think it must be due to the Americanisation of English when it's spoken internationally. We would probably say "certainly" rather than "for sure".

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

189 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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People who still have Christmas tat up in their house when it's February next week.

I had to walk my son to school a couple of times last week because of the snow and I saw one house with tinsel up in an upstairs room, and one house with a "Merry Xmas" sticker in a window.

mad

4sure

2,438 posts

211 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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nicanary said:
Cobnapint said:
Been done to death on PH before, but I feel this thread warrants - Formula 1 drivers and team principles that keep saying "for sure".

fk. OFF. banghead
So it's not just me then. I think it must be due to the Americanisation of English when it's spoken internationally. We would probably say "certainly" rather than "for sure".
I Like it biglaugh

MissChief

7,107 posts

168 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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I don't know why, but toothbrushes with toothpaste still stuck within the bristles after use. I always rinse my toothbrush to get rid of all traces but I've seen some at friends houses and my Son's.

dudleybloke

19,820 posts

186 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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Fat people who walk in the middle of the pavement
You've got 2ft either side of you. Walk on one side and I can get past your fat ass without walking in the road

And women stopping for a conversation in shop doorways.
Move yourselves to the side a couple of feet and people can get past you. And don't get upset when someone politely asks you to move.

Morons who can't plug in a television but get upset when I ask them "where do you think the round plug goes, maybe in the round hole." And blaming it on your age when your in your early 40's.
Its not new technology its a bloody TV antenna connection that's been the same for years.

NBTBRV8

2,062 posts

208 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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When the newspapers are printed and folded in half, but they don't fold them perfectly in the centre so one half of the paper overlaps/sticks out further than the other half. When I find this I always have to go to the centre page and refold the paper perfectly down the centre line again to bring the zen back in line.

Does this piss anybody else off too?

Edited by NBTBRV8 on Monday 26th January 10:54

GroundEffect

13,836 posts

156 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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NBTBRV8 said:
When the newspapers are printed and folded in half, but they don't fold them perfectly in the centre so one half of the paper overlaps/stocks out further than the other half. When I find this I always have to go to the centre page and refold the paper perfectly down the centre line again to bring the zen back in line.

Does this piss anybody else off too?
No. And you're a neurotic mess.
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