Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]
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People who fail to spot that the double-decker bus in front of them has just put his left hand indicator on, is approaching a bus stop and is slowing down because it's about to stop.
Why the f*ck don't you position your f*cking car in readiness to pass instead of almost coming to a f*cking stand behind him you retard!
Why the f*ck don't you position your f*cking car in readiness to pass instead of almost coming to a f*cking stand behind him you retard!
Chlamydia said:
Now I like Carol Kirkwood, weather girl on the BBC, but why does she insist on pronouncing 'land' as 'Lind'? Scotlind, Englind etc, it's slightly irritating and now I've mentioned it you'll notice it and it'll get on your tits too. You're welcome 
You're not wrong. I always say 'Scotlind' whenever she says it.It annoys my missus....but Kirkwood started it!
Cobnapint said:
People who fail to spot that the double-decker bus in front of them has just put his left hand indicator on, is approaching a bus stop and is slowing down because it's about to stop.
Why the f*ck don't you position your f*cking car in readiness to pass instead of almost coming to a f*cking stand behind him you retard!
Agreed. It's not rocket science.Why the f*ck don't you position your f*cking car in readiness to pass instead of almost coming to a f*cking stand behind him you retard!
thismonkeyhere said:
Cobnapint said:
People who fail to spot that the double-decker bus in front of them has just put his left hand indicator on, is approaching a bus stop and is slowing down because it's about to stop.
Why the f*ck don't you position your f*cking car in readiness to pass instead of almost coming to a f*cking stand behind him you retard!
Agreed. It's not rocket science.Why the f*ck don't you position your f*cking car in readiness to pass instead of almost coming to a f*cking stand behind him you retard!
I'm not sure if this is reasonably annoyed or not, but my girlfriend is currently using my car as hers has, I think, a dodgy driveshaft or something.
So this morning she takes my car. And my keys (not the spare that she has been using). And her keys. Leaving me with no bloody house keys.
Guess I'm not going out then.
I'll add that this isn't the first time. Grr.
So this morning she takes my car. And my keys (not the spare that she has been using). And her keys. Leaving me with no bloody house keys.
Guess I'm not going out then.
I'll add that this isn't the first time. Grr.
matchmaker said:
Staplers. How can such a simple piece of office machinery be so f
king useless? Every one I have ever used in the past 36 years has been crap.
Not detracting from your right to be annoyed beyond reason, but maybe you're doing it wrong? king useless? Every one I have ever used in the past 36 years has been crap.Many people do a kind of karate chop on the stapler, or other kind of short sharp blow, with generally poor results. I find a firm squeeze or steady press down generally gives much better results.
JonRB said:
matchmaker said:
Every one I have ever used in the past 36 years has been crap.
Not detracting from your right to be annoyed beyond reason, but maybe you're doing it wrong? I find that many people do a kind of karate chop on the stapler, or other kind of short sharp blow, with generally poor results. I find a firm squeeze or steady press down generally gives much better results.
matchmaker said:
JonRB said:
matchmaker said:
Every one I have ever used in the past 36 years has been crap.
Not detracting from your right to be annoyed beyond reason, but maybe you're doing it wrong? I find that many people do a kind of karate chop on the stapler, or other kind of short sharp blow, with generally poor results. I find a firm squeeze or steady press down generally gives much better results.
All that jazz said:
matchmaker said:
JonRB said:
matchmaker said:
Every one I have ever used in the past 36 years has been crap.
Not detracting from your right to be annoyed beyond reason, but maybe you're doing it wrong? I find that many people do a kind of karate chop on the stapler, or other kind of short sharp blow, with generally poor results. I find a firm squeeze or steady press down generally gives much better results.
If course the problem wouldn't have happened if our tight-assed buying department hadn't replaced a printer with a stapling function with one that doesn't so as to save a few quid a month on hire costs.
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