Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]
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Seagulls. I f
king hate the bds!
They live in the roofs opposite our building and make so much bloody noise and st. My car is constantly a mess, and if you leave the window open at night it is almost impossible to sleep.
To top it off? The little fkers have just hatched a bunch of baby seagulls. st.
king hate the bds! They live in the roofs opposite our building and make so much bloody noise and s
t. My car is constantly a mess, and if you leave the window open at night it is almost impossible to sleep. To top it off? The little f
kers have just hatched a bunch of baby seagulls. st. BorkFactor said:
Seagulls. I fking hate the bds!
They live in the roofs opposite our building and make so much bloody noise and st. My car is constantly a mess, and if you leave the window open at night it is almost impossible to sleep.
To top it off? The little fkers have just hatched a bunch of baby seagulls. st.
king hate the bds! They live in the roofs opposite our building and make so much bloody noise and s
t. My car is constantly a mess, and if you leave the window open at night it is almost impossible to sleep. To top it off? The little f
kers have just hatched a bunch of baby seagulls. st. 
Come the revolution, seagulls and pigeons will exist no more.
james_tigerwoods said:
V8mate said:
james_tigerwoods
Bonkers. Me?:wibble:
I've not had an angry tirade for weeks now. [Tinfoil hat]
Oh..
My lack of coordination bothers me: I did ham and cheese filled croissants and put them in the oven for a bit. Ate, enjoyed then cleaned up - carefully swept up all the crumbs (they're croissants, there was a lot) and put them on the plate, headed towards the bin and swayed a bit, bumped the counter, swung the other way, caught a cupboard door and dropped a crap load of crumbs on the floor.
Cue much bad language as I'd just cleaned the floor from tipping a beaker full of juice all over it.
Cue much bad language as I'd just cleaned the floor from tipping a beaker full of juice all over it.
james_tigerwoods said:
My lack of coordination bothers me: I did ham and cheese filled croissants and put them in the oven for a bit. Ate, enjoyed then cleaned up - carefully swept up all the crumbs (they're croissants, there was a lot) and put them on the plate, headed towards the bin and swayed a bit, bumped the counter, swung the other way, caught a cupboard door and dropped a crap load of crumbs on the floor.
Cue much bad language as I'd just cleaned the floor from tipping a beaker full of juice all over it.
Don't underestimate the scope of clumsiness downsides.Cue much bad language as I'd just cleaned the floor from tipping a beaker full of juice all over it.
True story told to me this morning by a colleague:
A chap who worked in his field team was vacuuming at home a few months back. Went to kick the cat to move it out of the way, missed and kicked the door.
Hurt like hell but he took the MTFU pill and carried on for a few days. In the end, could bear the pain no longer so went to A&E. Big toe had gone septic, so he was admitted and had toe removed. Whilst in hospital recovering, he contracted MRSA. And died!
V8mate said:
james_tigerwoods said:
My lack of coordination bothers me: I did ham and cheese filled croissants and put them in the oven for a bit. Ate, enjoyed then cleaned up - carefully swept up all the crumbs (they're croissants, there was a lot) and put them on the plate, headed towards the bin and swayed a bit, bumped the counter, swung the other way, caught a cupboard door and dropped a crap load of crumbs on the floor.
Cue much bad language as I'd just cleaned the floor from tipping a beaker full of juice all over it.
Don't underestimate the scope of clumsiness downsides.Cue much bad language as I'd just cleaned the floor from tipping a beaker full of juice all over it.
True story told to me this morning by a colleague:
A chap who worked in his field team was vacuuming at home a few months back. Went to kick the cat to move it out of the way, missed and kicked the door.
Hurt like hell but he took the MTFU pill and carried on for a few days. In the end, could bear the pain no longer so went to A&E. Big toe had gone septic, so he was admitted and had toe removed. Whilst in hospital recovering, he contracted MRSA. And died!
king cats.simoid said:
El Guapo said:
"Find us on Facebook"
Give me one good reason why I might do such a thing. Then fk off anyway.
People who don't understand modern marketing techniques.Give me one good reason why I might do such a thing. Then f
k off anyway."Find us on Facebook" Right on. And an entirely justifiable annoyance.
1. My new neighbours who are noisy tts, the previous neighbours who had a baby were much quieter
2. People who go travelling and do exactly the same thing as they would in England. Example being a girl from work who has just gone to New Zealand, one of the first things I've seen from her on Facebook is that's she's gone to Nandos. So she's gone to the other side of the world and the best she can do is fking Nandos, she may as well have gone to Wakefield.
ts, the previous neighbours who had a baby were much quieter2. People who go travelling and do exactly the same thing as they would in England. Example being a girl from work who has just gone to New Zealand, one of the first things I've seen from her on Facebook is that's she's gone to Nandos. So she's gone to the other side of the world and the best she can do is f
king Nandos, she may as well have gone to Wakefield.Killer2005 said:
1. My new neighbours who are noisy tts, the previous neighbours who had a baby were much quieter
2. People who go travelling and do exactly the same thing as they would in England. Example being a girl from work who has just gone to New Zealand, one of the first things I've seen from her on Facebook is that's she's gone to Nandos. So she's gone to the other side of the world and the best she can do is fking Nandos, she may as well have gone to Wakefield.
unsophisticated morons get homesick, too!ts, the previous neighbours who had a baby were much quieter2. People who go travelling and do exactly the same thing as they would in England. Example being a girl from work who has just gone to New Zealand, one of the first things I've seen from her on Facebook is that's she's gone to Nandos. So she's gone to the other side of the world and the best she can do is f
king Nandos, she may as well have gone to Wakefield.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff