Family Guy lines

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Langweilig

4,298 posts

210 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Trophybloo

1,207 posts

186 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Cleveland: You're wrong. I too have felt the cold finger of injustice on my insidey parts!.

Something many of us old gits are familiar with. As Mickey Flanagen says ' the last thing a man wants to hear - "Just going to give you a little tickle" '

PorkInsider

5,877 posts

140 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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Slaav said:
Is it family guy that has the foul mouthed baby?

If so, I was told recently that the baby doesn't actually speak but what we are hearing are it's thoughts?

Well, if that's the case, how did the dog drive the baby somewhere on a re run over the last days and they were talking in the car? I'm hopelessly lost but enjoying it anyway smile
Everyone can hear the dog speak but only the dog (out of the main characters) can hear the baby speak.

PorkInsider

5,877 posts

140 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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Peter, over PA system in fast food place, "Attention restaurant customers... 'testicles'... that is all'.

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

144 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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The songs have to be my favourite, especially The Fellas At The Freakin' FCC.

Also, thanks to Quagmire nowdays whenever I hear a double entendre I almost always say "giggity!"

Funk

26,254 posts

208 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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Peter: Hey Chris, it's me. I got something for you here.
Chris: What is it?
Peter: I caught you a bullfrog outside....poked some holes in its back so it can breathe. See? Look at thi......oh boy.......alright, hang on, hang on....

I don't remember laughing so hard in a long time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXHaCEhOiWU

jammy_basturd

29,775 posts

211 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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PorkInsider said:
Slaav said:
Is it family guy that has the foul mouthed baby?

If so, I was told recently that the baby doesn't actually speak but what we are hearing are it's thoughts?

Well, if that's the case, how did the dog drive the baby somewhere on a re run over the last days and they were talking in the car? I'm hopelessly lost but enjoying it anyway smile
Everyone can hear the dog speak but only the dog (out of the main characters) can hear the baby speak.
Not quite true, I watched an episode from the latest series (Life of Brian). Stewie goes to the fair to talk to his contact about getting some Titanium capacitors.

Bradgate

2,819 posts

146 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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The only consistent thing about understanding Stewie is that Brian can, and the rest of the family can’t. Other than that, the writers make it up as they go along to suit the plot of the episode.

It’s a cartoon. They’re allowed to do that stuff.

youngsyr

14,681 posts

191 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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jammy_basturd said:
PorkInsider said:
Slaav said:
Is it family guy that has the foul mouthed baby?

If so, I was told recently that the baby doesn't actually speak but what we are hearing are it's thoughts?

Well, if that's the case, how did the dog drive the baby somewhere on a re run over the last days and they were talking in the car? I'm hopelessly lost but enjoying it anyway smile
Everyone can hear the dog speak but only the dog (out of the main characters) can hear the baby speak.
Not quite true, I watched an episode from the latest series (Life of Brian). Stewie goes to the fair to talk to his contact about getting some Titanium capacitors.
PorkInsider's explanation is spot on - none of the main characters apart from Brian (the dog) can hear Stewie (the baby).

geeks

9,119 posts

138 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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youngsyr said:
jammy_basturd said:
PorkInsider said:
Slaav said:
Is it family guy that has the foul mouthed baby?

If so, I was told recently that the baby doesn't actually speak but what we are hearing are it's thoughts?

Well, if that's the case, how did the dog drive the baby somewhere on a re run over the last days and they were talking in the car? I'm hopelessly lost but enjoying it anyway smile
Everyone can hear the dog speak but only the dog (out of the main characters) can hear the baby speak.
Not quite true, I watched an episode from the latest series (Life of Brian). Stewie goes to the fair to talk to his contact about getting some Titanium capacitors.
PorkInsider's explanation is spot on - none of the main characters apart from Brian (the dog) can hear Stewie (the baby).
There is an episode where they bring this up, goes something like

Stewie: I cant remember are you one of those people too close to the family to hear me?
Random: Sort of, i dunno!

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

196 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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Does this Bugs Bunny skit count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeRMOOg9ztw

jammy_basturd

29,775 posts

211 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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On the lines of harrowing childhood memories: the truth about Rudolph's red nose - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Qx3Q9UTuk

Henry Fiddleton

1,581 posts

176 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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Stop! Peter time...

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

181 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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Death to America
And butter sauce...

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

196 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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HereBeMonsters said:
Death to America
And butter sauce...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4vFO8W18gM

evilmunkey

1,377 posts

158 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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meg writing ... Dear diary today i learned an important lesson... Anal bleaching is best left to professionals.

jammy_basturd

29,775 posts

211 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Another good Meg one:

Meg's voice coming from the bathroom: "Oh no, the string's snapped again".
Stewie walks past.
Meg: "Hey there little hands".