Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[wack]

Willy Nilly said:

Not for the first time, yesterday I was harvesting potatoes and got home to find I had no potatoes for my tea. Arse.

That would wind me up all night, I'd be dreaming about potatoes

[DickyC]

There are too many tea bags in a box of Twinings English Breakfast tea. They won't all fit in a purpose made Twinings tea caddy.



A preposterous situation.

[moanthebairns]

My clothes horse broke.

[moanthebairns]

BoRED S2upid said:

moanthebairns said:

My flight from the canaries to Glasgow was cancelled instead I landed at Manchester and have to bus it up to Glasgow today with other people.

I did get a five pound free food voucher though. Which got me a lovely packet of crisps and irn bru.

This is wrong on so many levels! Did you survive ok?

I only got £580 in compensation from them...that's not even enough to buy me a new clothes horse

[toasty]

My 8 year old iMac has died and I've just had to order another one with 27" 5K Display as they don't make a 24" version any more.

[Truckosaurus]

The radio in my car has suddenly refused to play anything other than Radio 5 Live, so I had to listen to Nicky Campbell during my journey to work.

[McAndy]

A main road through a local town is closed. The meandering plebs are being diverted onto my fun to drive back roads. Hopefully they'll ps off soon.

[Davie_GLA]

I have a stinker of a cold and can't taste my posh tea or coffee. This is the end.

[jogger1976]

My local Tesco no longer run the offer of a Jordan's Frusli Bar pack at £1.50. I now have to pay £2.06 instead

[Alfa numeric]

One of the earbuds on my headphones has fallen off in the Lotus. The Lotus is currently in the garage- which isn’t attached to the house. To find it I’ll have to pull the car out and it’s raining and the OH’s car is in the way. This means I’m having to listen to my colleagues rather than block them out with judicious use of Royal Blood’s rather fine, if short, album.

FML.

[Squiggs]

The house keeper has put one of my white shirts through a coloured wash.
It's now murky and I've only eleven back-ups.

[Captain Muppet]

FailHere said:

My problem is much simpler, I have changed a lightbulb and now it is a slightly different shade of white to the others in the same room. I didn't notice at first, but now it is annoying me.

One of the nine in this room has gone. I don't really notice the lower light level from the missing one (it's background lighting rather than task lighting, the reason the lighting is needlessly complex will become clear in the next paragraph), but I will be massively annoyed by a single slightly brighter new one. I'm toying with replacing them all, but that's madness.

Fortunately Mrs Muppet is an interior designer, so it can't be too long until she wants to replace the light fittings with a feature wall/colour wheel/cushions/a stuffed mouse playing a violin/new light fittings.




Obviously, because interior designer, I already have a stuffed mouse playing a violin in here. I just thought I'd add it to the list for those of you who can decorate your house without professional help so you know what you're missing, which is playfully ironic stuffed vermin.

[Captain Muppet]

Squiggs said:

The house keeper has put one of my white shirts through a coloured wash.
It's now murky and I've only eleven back-ups.

This will keep happening if you insist on wearing things more than once.

[sc0tt]

I've bought some new jeans and now my Aspinal wallet won't fit in the pocket.

Disgruntled.

[SpudLink]

Captain Muppet said:

Obviously, because interior designer, I already have a stuffed mouse playing a violin in here. I just thought I'd add it to the list for those of you who can decorate your house without professional help so you know what you're missing, which is playfully ironic stuffed vermin.

Is that the First World answer to a picture of dogs playing snooker or cards?

[Captain Muppet]

SpudLink said:

Captain Muppet said:

Obviously, because interior designer, I already have a stuffed mouse playing a violin in here. I just thought I'd add it to the list for those of you who can decorate your house without professional help so you know what you're missing, which is playfully ironic stuffed vermin.

Is that the First World answer to a picture of dogs playing snooker or cards?

I don't know, I've never seen a picture of dogs playing snooker.

[northwest monkey]

Captain Muppet said:

SpudLink said:

Captain Muppet said:

Obviously, because interior designer, I already have a stuffed mouse playing a violin in here. I just thought I'd add it to the list for those of you who can decorate your house without professional help so you know what you're missing, which is playfully ironic stuffed vermin.

Is that the First World answer to a picture of dogs playing snooker or cards?

I don't know, I've never seen a picture of dogs playing snooker.

Philistine.



You haven't lived.

[texaxile]

How can they hold the cue, without the opposing thumbs I mean?.

[northwest monkey]

Not very well it would appear.

Cards is probably more their thing.

[Obi Wan]

I don't like the new site layout.