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[Gwagon111]

So, today I ran into a young lady, with whom I had a bit of a mad fling, a couple of months back. Nothing serious, just a bit of 'fun'. "Hiya" says I. "Yeahhhhhhh, how are you?" Says she. At this point, I notice a visible 'bump'. I said"Congratulations, when's it due". She said "April", then gave me the Vulcan death stare. I didn't hang around too long. WTF do I do now? She hasn't contacted me much since the 'fling'. Maybe she doesn't want me around. I'm genuinely confused. I know 'the mental' is strong in this one. How the hell do I approach this?

[Gargamel]

Gwagon111 said:

So, today I ran into a young lady, with whom I had a bit of a mad fling, a couple of months back. Nothing serious, just a bit of 'fun'. "Hiya" says I. "Yeahhhhhhh, how are you?" Says she. At this point, I notice a visible 'bump'. I said"Congratulations, when's it due". She said "April", then gave me the Vulcan death stare. I didn't hang around too long. WTF do I do now? She hasn't contacted me much since the 'fling'. Maybe she doesn't want me around. I'm genuinely confused. I know 'the mental' is strong in this one. How the hell do I approach this?

I hear the Foriegn Legion are good in these kinds of situations.

(Next little Gwagon wants to go out and play, make sure he wears a little hat)

[The Nur]

Oh st indeed. Good luck.

[scott15]

Not really sure whats going on?

Are you worried that you're the one who's knocked her up?

[iva cosworth]

Gwagon111 said:

So, today I ran into a young lady, with whom I had a bit of a mad fling, a couple of months back. Nothing serious, just a bit of 'fun'. "Hiya" says I. "Yeahhhhhhh, how are you?" Says she. At this point, I notice a visible 'bump'. I said"Congratulations, when's it due". She said "April", then gave me the Vulcan death stare. I didn't hang around too long. WTF do I do now? She hasn't contacted me much since the 'fling'. Maybe she doesn't want me around. I'm genuinely confused. I know 'the mental' is strong in this one. How the hell do I approach this?

Ask if it's yours.

Or has she eaten too many pies ?

And MTFU.

[extraT]

if its yours, be a man and do the right thing.

[s p a c e m a n]

Gwagon111 said:

How the hell do I approach this?

From behind next time, that front hole looks to have done you no favours.

[Jonnas]

scott15 said:

Not really sure whats going on?

Are you worried that you're the one who's knocked her up?

No, it was the other thing........

[The Nur]

extraT said:

if its yours, be a man and do the right thing.

So tempted to take this beyond the realms of taste and decency...

[Goonowski]

If she's got 'the mental' she's probably fking all over the place. I wouldn't jump to conclusions before asking. Ask her.

[Pints]

extraT said:

if its yours, be a man and do the right thing.

Struggling to think what that mighht be.

[Gwagon111]

extraT said:

if its yours, be a man and do the right thing.

I'm on it. I phoned her just now, she reckons "we need to talk". I'm no pussy, if I've done it, we'll have to see what transpires, I guess. Of course I'll keep you lot informed .

[crazy about cars]

Pints said:

extraT said:

if its yours, be a man and do the right thing.

Struggling to think what that mighht be.

[Pints]

Gwagon111 said:

extraT said:

if its yours, be a man and do the right thing.

I'm on it. I phoned her just now, she reckons "we need to talk". I'm no pussy, if I've done it, we'll have to see what transpires, I guess. Of course I'll keep you lot informed .

Keeping Jeremy Kyle in the loop is probably also not a bad idea.

[s p a c e m a n]

http://www.boots.com/en/Assuredna-DNA-Test-for-Pat...

[Gwagon111]

Pints said:

Keeping Jeremy Kyle in the loop is probably also not a bad idea.

She's not the quintessential 'Kyle fodder'. Her old man has a farm, a Mk2 landy, and an impressive collection of guns . I get this right, or I'll be missing a few bits and pieces.

[GadgeS3C]

I'm no expert on such things but a visible bump and not due until April - is that normal from a fling a couple of months ago?

[Pints]

Gwagon111 said:

She's not the quintessential 'Kyle fodder'. Her old man has a farm, a Mk2 landy, and an impressive collection of guns . I get this right, or I'll be missing a few bits and pieces.

The Mental and a question mark over the paternity = Potential for Jeremy Kyle
The gun collection just adds to the viewing excitement.

[Gwagon111]

GadgeS3C said:

I'm no expert on such things but a visible bump and not due until April - is that normal from a fling a couple of months ago?

I hope you're right. It's a close call. She will tell it like it is, she's pretty straight down the line, not one to mess me about.

[dirkgently]

You need to take steps, fking great long ones