I've f'd up a pregnancy test

I've f'd up a pregnancy test

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Petrus1983

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8,674 posts

162 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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I've managed to get myself into a bit of a pickle. My fiance was worried she may be pregnant so we used one of the "Can test upto 6 days before" tests, but as she didn't want to see the results as she was a bit freaked by it she cleverly left it to me to deal with. The result came back positive, but because I knew what her reaction would be I told her it was negative to buy myself some more time to get my head sorted. To make matters worse I'm currently having an extended trip to Texas (the gun loving, God fearing State) with her parents for Thanksgiving until mid December. So, now all I have to do is tell her - just not sure how to go about it.

Johnny

9,652 posts

284 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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Good luck with that!

Petrus1983

Original Poster:

8,674 posts

162 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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scratchchin




danjama

5,728 posts

142 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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You donut.

Congratulations.

Dogwatch

6,226 posts

222 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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errrm, won't she find out for herself pretty soon?

The Moose

22,845 posts

209 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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rofl

Good luck with that.

"Hey love. You know that pregnancy test you took that was negative? It was positive. Hahaha." Gunna go down well?!

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

196 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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Buy another test "just in case the other was faulty".


Congratulations thumbup

Ki3r

7,814 posts

159 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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This has the potentional to be an amazing thread!

paul.deitch

2,095 posts

257 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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Texas! - Shotgun wedding and awful photos coming up y'all. Or news video of some bloody battered victim lying in a Texas ditch.

slopes

38,790 posts

187 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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IBTOPLHB


in before the OP loses his balls

Petrus1983

Original Poster:

8,674 posts

162 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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paul.deitch said:
Texas! - Shotgun wedding and awful photos coming up y'all. Or news video of some bloody battered victim lying in a Texas ditch.
Thankfully our wedding is already set for the 11th Jan. I've done some research and she won't be showing by then.

Spanna

3,732 posts

176 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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Petrus1983 said:
I've managed to get myself into a bit of a pickle. My fiance was worried she may be pregnant so we used one of the "Can test upto 6 days before" tests, but as she didn't want to see the results as she was a bit freaked by it she cleverly left it to me to deal with. The result came back positive, but because I knew what her reaction would be I told her it was negative to buy myself some more time to get my head sorted. To make matters worse I'm currently having an extended trip to Texas (the gun loving, God fearing State) with her parents for Thanksgiving until mid December. So, now all I have to do is tell her - just not sure how to go about it.
rofl

Congrats, even though you don't seem over the moon about it.


Harrytsg

1,264 posts

162 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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Petrus1983 said:
paul.deitch said:
Texas! - Shotgun wedding and awful photos coming up y'all. Or news video of some bloody battered victim lying in a Texas ditch.
Thankfully our wedding is already set for the 11th Jan. I've done some research and she won't be showing by then.
She might not, but your black eyes might!

Puggit

48,430 posts

248 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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Harrytsg said:
She might not, but your black eyes might!
rofl

Jonnas

1,004 posts

163 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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Never in a fking million years would I tell her that test was positive, she'll do a proper mental!

I'm presuming she will be pleased about it so I would just let nature take its course and just say that it was negative. Hopefully the evidence has been disposed of?

Anyway, good luck!

Petrus1983

Original Poster:

8,674 posts

162 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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I am really happy - she's an amazing girl and the only one I ever would have wanted children with smile

Because they don't have custard here....


Butter Face

30,283 posts

160 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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You're an utter pillock rofl

Johnny

9,652 posts

284 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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TBH maybe this'll learn her to MTFU and do it herself next time.

Good work OP.

hehe

ikarl

3,730 posts

199 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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Congratulations. Oh, and tell her! I'm sure she'll be made-up

Butter Face

30,283 posts

160 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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I think you need to say 'er, another line appeared'


You mong rofl