What's the most annoying feature on your car?

What's the most annoying feature on your car?

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white_goodman

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4,042 posts

192 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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I have read lots of threads about best features (for the record it was the self-raising spoiler on my Corrado VR6 - pointless but cool) but what's the most annoying feature on your car?

On my Jeep, the service light beeping every time I start the car. I always get it reset every service but it only stays quiet for about a week and I get it serviced every 5000km.

On my Chrysler, I wish the cruise control buttons on the steering wheel lit up at night. They're not complicated but in the dark I can't see which one's which, so don't use it. By far more annoying is that it locks itself when I pull away (which is fine) but when I get to where I'm going the back door is locked when I want to get my bag off the back seat. There is a button on the driver's door panel to lock/unlock the doors but it doesn't work with the door open, so you have to get back in and close the driver's door to unlock all the doors. Very annoying!

By far the most annoying feature though was the boot on my mum's Ford Ka, which I used fairly regularly when my 205 GTi broke down! I enjoyed driving it but there was no external boot latch or internal release lever. Many a time did I drop a friend off on a cold night and have to turn off the engine, get out and use the key to get their stuff out of the boot. In all other respects a decent car but a cost-saving measure too far from Ford in my opinion. Very annoying!

C. Grimsley

1,364 posts

196 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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Seat belt reminder, bloody thing.

Carl

shovelheadrob

1,564 posts

172 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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white_goodman said:
On my Chrysler, I wish the cruise control buttons on the steering wheel lit up at night. They're not complicated but in the dark I can't see which one's which, so don't use it.
Both my vehicles have little braille like dots on the cruise buttons, I told the missus it's so blind people can use them, same as the chime when the low fuel light comes on, I mean you wouldn't want a blind person wandering around the carriageway looking for a fuel station would you!

JimmyTheHand

1,001 posts

143 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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it beeps when temperature is below 3°C, this one is not as bad as last because at least it tells you why it is beeping - but every autumn when temperature started dropping you'd suddenly get a beep in the middle of no-where and wonder what was going wrong with the car, until you remembered.

Next most irritating features - You must have foot on brake when putting it into drive, even when the parking brake is on and it won't put into drive until it is ready after turning engine on and puts some nagging complaint on screen (computerised is great but sometimes seems slower than old fashioned mechanical)

fjord

2,143 posts

138 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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I second the 3 degree issue. On mine, it also stays on the temperature after it finsihes flashing. So i have to cycle the trip 5 times to get back to the fking clock.

Secondly, the fact you cant put the rear window heater on without heating the front.

Matt Harper

6,620 posts

202 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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"Sound Tube" - AKA Intake Resonator - a shonky plastic pipe that runs from the engine air intake into a hole in the bulkhead that feeds 'noise' into the car. Apparently the Ford 5.0 DOHC isn't rowdy enough from inside the cabin. I tore mine out and threw it away - horrible piece of plastic crap attached to a really superb engine.

Blib

44,172 posts

198 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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Fiat 500 Twin Air. The boot release button on the key is so easy to press accidentally and it's on a hair trigger. I'm forever having to jump out of the car to slam the boot shut.

curse

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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The beep on mine for low fuel or low outside temp is loud and sharp. It sts me up every time!

I've not crashed due to it.....yet!

cslwannabe

1,411 posts

170 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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Extra wipe on the windscreen wipers after squirting screenwash.

kambites

67,583 posts

222 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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Hmm, difficult to pick just one. hehe

Mound Dawg

1,915 posts

175 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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white_goodman said:
On my Jeep, the service light beeping every time I start the car. I always get it reset every service but it only stays quiet for about a week and I get it serviced every 5000km.

On my Chrysler, I wish the cruise control buttons on the steering wheel lit up at night. They're not complicated but in the dark I can't see which one's which, so don't use it. By far more annoying is that it locks itself when I pull away (which is fine) but when I get to where I'm going the back door is locked when I want to get my bag off the back seat. There is a button on the driver's door panel to lock/unlock the doors but it doesn't work with the door open, so you have to get back in and close the driver's door to unlock all the doors. Very annoying!
I worked for a Chrysler/Jeep dealer about 8 years ago and if that's all you can come up with...

How about:-

Noisy, harsh and thirsty engines that couldn't pull your hat off.

Drivetrains that are more agricultural than Old MacDonald and the entire contents of his farm.

Suspension apparently engineered in the Thirteenth Century.

Interiors styled like a cheap steakhouse.

Nanny Knows Best notices everywhere with added "Bing bongs" warning you of things that only happen in Final Destination films (Warning,spinning the wheels can lead to decapitation).

Ridiculously short service intervals.

Suspension bushes made of melted cheese.

Every day I finished work and got into my 20 year old, 180,000 mile Alfa Romeo and considered it a giant step up.

CSully94

69 posts

138 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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JimmyTheHand said:
it beeps when temperature is below 3°C, this one is not as bad as last because at least it tells you why it is beeping - but every autumn when temperature started dropping you'd suddenly get a beep in the middle of no-where and wonder what was going wrong with the car, until you remembered.
This. Crapped myself whilst making progress on the M20 to have the car beep at me yet seemingly not say why, until you notice the temperature display flashing at you.

Lordglenmorangie

3,053 posts

206 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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The tax disc readit

Janesy B

2,625 posts

187 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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The fact my wipers start before any of the washer fluid hits the screen. and the fact it has no power.

bencollins

3,524 posts

206 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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merc hire car handbrake, down for on, up for off. Wrong way round schwabians!

LHRFlightman

1,940 posts

171 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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The fact that after cleaning the car I invariably accidentally lean on the headlight wash button and make the bonnet filthy again.

Honda S2000.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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The fuel gauge, you can actually see it move as you drive.

eltax91

9,892 posts

207 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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The fact the fuel needle is moved by a calculation on how much air has passed the MAF. This means when running on LPG the petrol needle drops, until it reaches a cyclical check and shouts back up again. Annoying as fk. What ever happened to just taking a read from the fking tank!?

DJP

1,198 posts

180 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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Janesy B said:
The fact my wipers start before any of the washer fluid hits the screen...
This^^.

And warning lights that flicker but don't stay on. So you know that something needs topping up/adjusting but you don't know what.

Big Pants

505 posts

142 months

Friday 13th December 2013
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Indicators are really really quiet and not that great at self-cancelling.