Help?? Advice on how long

[sam1976]

The initial message was deleted from this topic on 26 May 2015 at 10:23

[elanfan]

First of all - don't go telling her how you feel, you will creep her out.

Keep it very casual ask her out somewhere public/non threatening - perhaps just for a coffee and see how it goes.

[rehab71]

Turn your pockets inside out, flop out your old fella and run towards her making an elephant noise - works every time.

[JuniorD]

[Council Baby]

elanfan said:

First of all - don't go telling her how you feel, you will creep her out.

Keep it very casual ask her out somewhere public/non threatening - perhaps just for a coffee and see how it goes.

This is the only advice you'll get worth listening to.

Casually bump into her, start a conversation, have a catch up, suggest a glass of something after work.

Bum the st out of her before you tell her you love her FFS.

[HBLC]

sam1976 said:

Thank you for advice. Keep it casual it is.

Don't listen to them. Get down on one knee and propose next time you see her in work.

[johnster1991]

rehab71 said:

Turn your pockets inside out, flop out your old fella and run towards her making an elephant noise - works every time.

+1

That's how I started going out with my girlfriend.

[mustdash]

Send her an email telling her how you feel. if she doesn't feel the same way she'll just delete it. Saves on the face to face embarrasment of a knock back......

Or, name her on this thread, then send her the link and ask her what she thinks.....

Get drunk and go and bang on her door at 3am declaring your undying love for her, and screaming at the top of your voice how you want to "smash her back doors in bareback style".......

Or, as others have said, strike up a general conversation at work, ask her how she is, then ask if she fancies going for a coffee sometime....

[Doofus]

Find out as much as you can about her interests, friends and so on.

I'd suggest you start to follow her home from work. You can learn a lot about somebody from where they go, where they live etc.

You'll need to hang around near her home at weekends too, so you can see how she spends her free time.

Try to get on good terms with one of the IT nerds at work, so you can see her emails, and learn more about what's going on in her life. Although, this being PH, you probably are one of the IT nerds at work...

Friend her on facebook. Spend as much time near her as you can.

Research done at this stage will pay dividends. Trust me!

[geeks]

MTFU and ask her out!

[Eric Mc]

Do you talk like you write?

I

would find

that

extremely annoying.

[chrisp84]

Doofus said:

Find out as much as you can about her interests, friends and so on.

I'd suggest you start to follow her home from work. You can learn a lot about somebody from where they go, where they live etc.

You'll need to hang around near her home at weekends too, so you can see how she spends her free time.

Try to get on good terms with one of the IT nerds at work, so you can see her emails, and learn more about what's going on in her life. Although, this being PH, you probably are one of the IT nerds at work...

Friend her on facebook. Spend as much time near her as you can.

Research done at this stage will pay dividends. Trust me!

Fantatic advice. Also, smell her lots to work out her perfume then buy her some. Women love gifts...

[Vaud]

And surprise gifts. Don't forget the gifts.

Courtesy of Man Stroke Woman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsmLUErZMY

[shiftydave]

chrisp84 said:

Doofus said:

Find out as much as you can about her interests, friends and so on.

I'd suggest you start to follow her home from work. You can learn a lot about somebody from where they go, where they live etc.

You'll need to hang around near her home at weekends too, so you can see how she spends her free time.

Try to get on good terms with one of the IT nerds at work, so you can see her emails, and learn more about what's going on in her life. Although, this being PH, you probably are one of the IT nerds at work...

Friend her on facebook. Spend as much time near her as you can.

Research done at this stage will pay dividends. Trust me!

Fantatic advice. Also, smell her lots to work out her perfume then buy her some. Women love gifts...

Also, see if you can hide on the back seats of her car without her noticing, then pop up just as she pulls up at home. Women love a prankster.

[dxbtiger]

shiftydave said:

Also, see if you can hide on the back seats of her car without her noticing, then pop up just as she pulls up at home. Women love a prankster.

Great username

[The Beaver King]

Eric Mc said:

Do you talk like you write?

I

would find

that

extremely annoying.

This is how I imagine the OP to speak:

[creampuff]

Powerful username, Beaver King

[The Beaver King]

creampuff said:

Powerful username, Beaver King

Thank you; although my username relates to the power I hold over large, semi-aquatic rodents, rather then my ability to slay women with my masculine charm. It's more of a happy coincidence...

[The Beaver King]

sam1976 said:

Thanks for advice everyone. Just gonna talk more at work
Ask her out for drink.

Please, please, PLEASE keep this thread updated on how this pans out.

I get the feeling this could have a hilarious ending.

Also OP, how do you know she is 'amazing'? Surely if you hardly know her, then you are talking purely physical? Looks do not make a relationship, just a one-nighter...

[Cooky]

Classic scenario this one, she's obviously feeling a tad low at the moment, what with finding out her ex was playing away and her self esteem has taken a battering. So, it's easily put right my friend...I presume you have a photocopy machine at work?...yes!...good, now slap yer todger into the copier and press the button 3 times, place one copy on her desk, one on the inside of the toilet lid (in the ladies loo of course) and one on the windscreen of her car...

now the secret is not to tell her, just keep smiling at her all day and give her the old 'yeh baby' stare not forgetting to place your hand upon your chin spacing ones forefinger and index finger and pushing your tongue between them and waggling it ferociously with a beckoning movement.

never failed me yet mate...go for it!