The mystery of the policeman's missing shoes

The mystery of the policeman's missing shoes

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OldTimeTim

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48 posts

125 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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I worked for the police for many years and have a son who is currently in the job, so still have quite a lot of contacts. A few weeks back I was told a story which they promise is absolutely true.

Shortly after Christmas, two police officers are doing some enquiries at some flats and as it's simple work, they split up to visit two of the flats. One of the young coppers goes to the flat of an elderly lady who is very pleasant but a bit confused. However, she asks the officer to take his boots off and, not wishing to cause her any distress, he reluctantly does so, removing them outside the front door and putting them in her hallway. He spends a short time with her during which time she only leaves the room to go into the kitchen area and he can see her all the time.

When he goes to leave, he steps out into the hallway and says "Where are my shoes?".
She looks as puzzled as him, shakes her head and says, "Are you sure you didn't leave them outside?"

He's obviously adamant, pointing at exactly where he left them but all she keeps saying is "Maybe you left them outside?"

Eventually, he doesn't really know what to do and calls his colleague who arrives and the discussion continues in the same way. There's no sign of his shoes, the old lady seems confused but mystified and keeps saying the same thing. The officers ascertain that there is no-one else in the flat or who has access to the flat.

Finally, with little other option, the officers leave with the embarrassed young constable having to go back to the nick in his socks.

The next day, the same old lady makes a telephone call to the police station to say "I've found the police officers boots". He goes back to the flat and there, in the hall are his boots exactly as he left them, in that the laces are tucked in the same way he left them when he took them off, so clearly no-one else has put them on or worn them.

The old lady says she noticed them "by the dresser" when she got up that morning. The dresser is further down the hall.

A delighted officer got his shoes back but the 'mystery' is the talk of the nick!

Explanations required, please!! (Because the police officers themselves haven't solved it yet!)

ArsE92

21,013 posts

187 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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How strange! Was she maybe a witch?

Chim

7,259 posts

177 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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Ghosts of course, has to be ghosts

redtwin

7,518 posts

182 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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The woman had a pet tortoise and the copper placed the boots on it's shell without realizing it wasn't a novelty shoe stand. Tortoise then goes for a walkabout trying to shift the boots off it's shell.

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

173 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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If there's something strange in your neighbourhood..

Impasse

15,099 posts

241 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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ZOLLAR said:
If there's something strange in your neighbourhood..
Then you're probably drunk.

Veeayt

3,139 posts

205 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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Was the young man's last name Baskerville?

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"

pad58

12,545 posts

181 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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Not quite the same thing I guess ,but have anyone ever put something down in the usual place only to find it somewhere else, yet no-one else no anything about it?

Car keys are always put in the fruit bowl ,took all the fruit out and nothing in the bowl.....use the spare and a day later low and behold there are the fruit bowl.
WTF.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

186 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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This is a a job for...


ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

173 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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Impasse said:
ZOLLAR said:
If there's something strange in your neighbourhood..
Then you're probably drunk.
Whoo ya gonna <hiccup> call??

GreenDog

2,261 posts

192 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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ZOLLAR said:
Impasse said:
ZOLLAR said:
If there's something strange in your neighbourhood..
Then you're probably drunk.
Whoo ya gonna <hiccup> call??
Alcoholics anonymous ?

Mark A B

166 posts

149 months

Saturday 25th January 2014
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Not a answer, but it left work this afternoon to grab something for dinner and a few beers to have with it. I remember taking my work keys put my pocket and putting them down along with a couple of pens and business cards.

Came back to work a few minutes later and couldn't remember where I'd left the keys. My work is small, 6 staff in today and 3 hours later still no sign...

Bet I'd left them in that bloody coppers boots!!!

NRS

22,174 posts

201 months

Sunday 26th January 2014
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A bit suspicious, if for no other reason that who on earth remembers the exact position their shoelaces were left in?!

Johnny

9,652 posts

284 months

Sunday 26th January 2014
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Bit disappointed.

I'd assumed the title was the name of a new Hardy Boys book... hehe

minky monkey

1,526 posts

166 months

Sunday 26th January 2014
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Aliens. With a shoe fetish.

johnny fotze

394 posts

125 months

Sunday 26th January 2014
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Maybe he couldn't see them for looking; he was so concerned with where he thought they should be, that he didn't look round the other side of the dresser. Which is where they were all along. The old dear found them, put them where the copper wanted them to be, then rang him to let him know.

OR

We ask the question; what would scooby doo?
The answer being that the first person introduced with no relevance to the story is the wrongdoer. That leads us to conclude that his mate did it; and he would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for them meddling bds.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 26th January 2014
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PC clearly pissed...

MikeOxlong

3,112 posts

189 months

Sunday 26th January 2014
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She obviously moved them as a joke. Bang her up for perverting the course of justice. See if she thinks she's so fking funny then.

MagneticMeerkat

1,763 posts

205 months

Sunday 26th January 2014
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Bad Boys, Bad Boys

What'cha gonna do when they come for shoes?

Perhaps the old lady hid them for a joke? Or maybe Harry Potter was also in the flat and dropped his invisibility cloak over them on the way out!

Either way he probably shouldn't apply for the specialist search team right now.