These pictures make my teeth itch

These pictures make my teeth itch

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Squiggs

1,520 posts

155 months

Friday 26th September 2014
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MercuryRises said:
This picture doesn't do it justice.

These are the stairs up to the Officers Accommodation on the ship I work on. Built in Britain.

It's almost as if halfway through installation someone thought about changing it to spiral staircase and then gave up.
(I do agree that they look like stairs 'down from' rather than 'up to' wink )

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Friday 26th September 2014
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Found this while walking the dog tonight.


Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Friday 26th September 2014
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Squiggs said:
MercuryRises said:
This picture doesn't do it justice.

These are the stairs up to the Officers Accommodation on the ship I work on. Built in Britain.

It's almost as if halfway through installation someone thought about changing it to spiral staircase and then gave up.
(I do agree that they look like stairs 'down from' rather than 'up to' wink )
I thought many ship stairwells are designed to be able to go 'up' if the vessel has capsized. Hence why it looks down...

Antony Moxey

8,065 posts

219 months

Friday 26th September 2014
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Asterix said:
Squiggs said:
MercuryRises said:
This picture doesn't do it justice.

These are the stairs up to the Officers Accommodation on the ship I work on. Built in Britain.

It's almost as if halfway through installation someone thought about changing it to spiral staircase and then gave up.
(I do agree that they look like stairs 'down from' rather than 'up to' wink )
I thought many ship stairwells are designed to be able to go 'up' if the vessel has capsized. Hence why it looks down...
If the ship's upside down it won't make any difference as those stairs will be on the ceiling. Or have I missed something?

irocfan

40,444 posts

190 months

Friday 26th September 2014
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Antony Moxey said:
Asterix said:
Squiggs said:
MercuryRises said:
This picture doesn't do it justice.

These are the stairs up to the Officers Accommodation on the ship I work on. Built in Britain.

It's almost as if halfway through installation someone thought about changing it to spiral staircase and then gave up.
(I do agree that they look like stairs 'down from' rather than 'up to' wink )
I thought many ship stairwells are designed to be able to go 'up' if the vessel has capsized. Hence why it looks down...
If the ship's upside down it won't make any difference as those stairs will be on the ceiling. Or have I missed something?
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Blown2CV

28,812 posts

203 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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stupidly expensive coffee grinder that someone posted on a coffee machines thread


MercuryRises

516 posts

163 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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Asterix said:
Squiggs said:
MercuryRises said:
This picture doesn't do it justice.

These are the stairs up to the Officers Accommodation on the ship I work on. Built in Britain.

It's almost as if halfway through installation someone thought about changing it to spiral staircase and then gave up.
(I do agree that they look like stairs 'down from' rather than 'up to' wink )
I thought many ship stairwells are designed to be able to go 'up' if the vessel has capsized. Hence why it looks down...
Apart from being on the piss, these are magic stairs that go both ways.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

205 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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Blown2CV said:
stupidly expensive coffee grinder that someone posted on a coffee machines thread

That would annoy me.

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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MercuryRises said:
Asterix said:
Squiggs said:
MercuryRises said:
This picture doesn't do it justice.

These are the stairs up to the Officers Accommodation on the ship I work on. Built in Britain.

It's almost as if halfway through installation someone thought about changing it to spiral staircase and then gave up.
(I do agree that they look like stairs 'down from' rather than 'up to' wink )
I thought many ship stairwells are designed to be able to go 'up' if the vessel has capsized. Hence why it looks down...
Apart from being on the piss, these are magic stairs that go both ways.
I meant, as you well know hehe, the same pitch regardless of which way up/down the vessel is.

Blown2CV

28,812 posts

203 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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hornetrider said:
Blown2CV said:
stupidly expensive coffee grinder that someone posted on a coffee machines thread

That would annoy me.
there doesn't appear to be any of it that's lined-up

Billsnemesis

817 posts

237 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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OpulentBob said:
sleep envy said:
OpulentBob said:
monthefish said:
Crusoe said:
from the frivolous purchase thread
..and why's it on this thread?
Because the flange on the spoiler is CLEARLY 20mm (scaled) too wide. Duh, don't you know anything? Card, way out, etc.

Thread's getting silly now.
Overalls.
Still not seeing it...

(Unless you mean the scrutineer guy in the background who's overalls don't match?)
Anyone with proper CDO would paint out the offending text

Unless they are just nicking the wheels and syphoning the tank... Do they sell 1/8 scale bricks to rest the brakes on?

LordGrover

33,543 posts

212 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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Blown2CV said:
stupidly expensive coffee grinder that someone posted on a coffee machines thread

Times may be hard, but £28 stupidly expensive?
Overpriced maybe, considering it's Chinese origins.

Blown2CV

28,812 posts

203 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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LordGrover said:
Blown2CV said:
stupidly expensive coffee grinder that someone posted on a coffee machines thread

Times may be hard, but £28 stupidly expensive?
Overpriced maybe, considering it's Chinese origins.
tbh i hadn't even looked, but some of the items being knocked around on that thread are idiotic money, with everyone nodding in appreciation. I just assumed it was another of those!

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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Sportidge

1,032 posts

237 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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No.

Just, NO......! irked


silverthorn2151

6,298 posts

179 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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A
Asterix said:
MercuryRises said:
Asterix said:
Squiggs said:
MercuryRises said:
This picture doesn't do it justice.

These are the stairs up to the Officers Accommodation on the ship I work on. Built in Britain.

It's almost as if halfway through installation someone thought about changing it to spiral staircase and then gave up.
(I do agree that they look like stairs 'down from' rather than 'up to' wink )
I thought many ship stairwells are designed to be able to go 'up' if the vessel has capsized. Hence why it looks down...
Apart from being on the piss, these are magic stairs that go both ways.
I meant, as you well know hehe, the same pitch regardless of which way up/down the vessel is.
Obviously the relative angle of the stair line to the associated landings would be the same whatever happened, but exactly how would you use that stair if the ship was upside down?

Oh, and that is clearly a stair going down, unless one is going up it.

BOBTEE

1,034 posts

164 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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PomBstard said:
My new walking socks...

The GF saw this and just said 'I bet they're size Large'... she has a point!

Any the steps, would they not still be functional if the ship fell on one side? Would only work one way though.

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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You walk on the walls, not the steps.

irocfan

40,444 posts

190 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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BOBTEE said:
PomBstard said:
My new walking socks...

The GF saw this and just said 'I bet they're size Large'... she has a point!
I dunno - his feet don't seem that large, I mean he's no Crusty

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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irocfan said:
I dunno - his feet don't seem that large, I mean he's no Crusty
/Simpsons geek mode/ Krusty the Clown has regular sized feet, just with large shoes. Sideshow Bob had large oversize comedy feet. /Simpsons geek mode/