Cost benefits of living on your own

Cost benefits of living on your own

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Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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It's amazing how much you save on toilet paper by only blowing out massive turds at work. A 4-pack of Andrex can last me up to 6 months.

cheddar

4,637 posts

174 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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I'm the opposite.

My ex-wife would leave stuff in the fridge until it grew legs and walked out, a roll of toilet paper would last her a year and she'd use a pea sized amount of washing up liquid for a whole days dishes - which were then always left semi dirty.

I'm a lights on, tv on, radio on, computer on, fire on person. Dishwasher half full? So what, bang it on, who wants old food smell the next day? And to hell with saving on bog paper, for christ's sake it's 25p a roll for the good stuff.

Anyone who measures financial success by how few sheets of toilet paper they can get away with using is doing it wrong.

amusingduck

9,396 posts

136 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Rawwr said:
It's amazing how much you save on toilet paper by only blowing out massive turds at work. A 4-pack of Andrex can last me up to 6 months.
hehe

dai1983

2,912 posts

149 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Rawwr said:
It's amazing how much you save on toilet paper by only blowing out massive turds at work. A 4-pack of Andrex can last me up to 6 months.
If you follow with a wk chaser your on double savings!

strudel

5,888 posts

227 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Sounds like a few of you will always live on your own with these attitudes wink

Foliage

3,861 posts

122 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Rawwr said:
It's amazing how much you save on toilet paper by only blowing out massive turds at work. A 4-pack of Andrex can last me up to 6 months.
I live on my own, I was thinking about this the other day I cant remember when I bought the pack of toilet rolls I currently have its like a pack of 12 with like 7 rolls left, must be coming up to 3 years and ive only used half of them. And the only reason I replaced the last lot was because they got damp...

I must admit though I do buy multi packs of pocket packs of tissues to blow my nose on. Which cuts down the TP use considerably.

Edited by Foliage on Thursday 24th April 09:35

HTP99

22,546 posts

140 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Rawwr said:
It's amazing how much you save on toilet paper by only blowing out massive turds at work. A 4-pack of Andrex can last me up to 6 months.
Unfortunately I'm a regular 7:00 am man so that bit of advice is no use to me; I start work at 8:30am!

MontyC

538 posts

168 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Well living on own for a start is a 25% discount on council tax wink

dazwalsh

6,095 posts

141 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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rawwr said:
It's amazing how much you save on toilet paper by only blowing out massive turds at work. A 4-pack of Andrex can last me up to 6 months.
dai1983 said:
If you follow with a wk chaser your on double savings!
This reminded me of a rather amusing video my stupid lazy arsed labourer once showed me. Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vq63q45qfk&sns...

Adam B

27,232 posts

254 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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olly22n said:
renorti said:
Used to be cheap living on my own,£6 week electric,gas £30 summer, £100 winter per quarter.house phone just line rental/broadband.
washing machine once twice a week.Owned a SLK230, and a van and an A4 tdi.
now married with 3 of her children{ 17,18,26} not one working,total users, electric £15-£20 a week, gas bill as high as £360!and just can't buy enough toilet roll!gets worse 26year old,we have to pay for his car,as wife was on the finance agreement!told her not too, we have 2 dogs off him as he could't afford them, 17 year old is starting his way into low life,likes weed and does not want to work at all, kicked out of collage as he wasted their time, can't even try to sign on/or go to careers office as it's too much hassle!
Wife works overtime to pay for the finance on his car,I'm working 3 part time jobs, {60hours plus}.wife won't move them out though.
anyway rant over,have to make changes soon as it's effecting my health,and I've aged terribly lately.
Huge cost benefit living on your own, I could survive on a smaller wage much easier than now,and was happier before which is priceless.
That sounds like a cry for help old boy!
+1, why do people put up with this level of mental/financial abuse? Have a stern word with your wife and kick them out IMHO

HTP99

22,546 posts

140 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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dazwalsh said:
This reminded me of a rather amusing video my stupid lazy arsed labourer once showed me. Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vq63q45qfk&sns...
What a random video!

dazwalsh

6,095 posts

141 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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very, someone must have been on a cocktail of something very fruity the day they made it.

Mr Roper

13,003 posts

194 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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renorti said:
Used to be cheap living on my own,£6 week electric,gas £30 summer, £100 winter per quarter.house phone just line rental/broadband.
washing machine once twice a week.Owned a SLK230, and a van and an A4 tdi.
now married with 3 of her children{ 17,18,26} not one working,total users, electric £15-£20 a week, gas bill as high as £360!and just can't buy enough toilet roll!gets worse 26year old,we have to pay for his car,as wife was on the finance agreement!told her not too, we have 2 dogs off him as he could't afford them, 17 year old is starting his way into low life,likes weed and does not want to work at all, kicked out of collage as he wasted their time, can't even try to sign on/or go to careers office as it's too much hassle!
Wife works overtime to pay for the finance on his car,I'm working 3 part time jobs, {60hours plus}.wife won't move them out though.
anyway rant over,have to make changes soon as it's effecting my health,and I've aged terribly lately.
Huge cost benefit living on your own, I could survive on a smaller wage much easier than now,and was happier before which is priceless.
Reading that I would be sitting them all down (including the wife) and tell the kids they have 3 months to get they're st together, grow up and leave or I'm leaving.

It's win win.

P-Jay

10,564 posts

191 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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I guess some things are worth paying for then, frankly I'll take it in the arse from N Power and Andrex every day of the week to come home to my family, they're lovely.

Although if Junior could bring himself to sit in the living room without having all 3 kitchen lights on, that would be grand, and I'm not sure why he needs the TV on to watch YouTube on his tablet - he says the house feels 'lonely' without them - he's a strange Lad, when he was 6 he used to wake himself up at 6am every morning, sneak downstairs and put on the TV to watch...... Australian Masterchef, absolutely besotted with it, every time we all sat down to eat he would say "So... what's the dish" in a terrible Aussie accent.

Of course all you Singletons will be sweating at the thought of all those wasted Kilowatt hours and overindulgent use of Fairy Platinum, but I've lived on my own, and lived with my family and frankly if a couple of extra rolls of arsewipe a week is the only price to pay, I'd pay it tenfold.

Adenauer

18,579 posts

236 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Mr Roper said:
renorti said:
Used to be cheap living on my own,£6 week electric,gas £30 summer, £100 winter per quarter.house phone just line rental/broadband.
washing machine once twice a week.Owned a SLK230, and a van and an A4 tdi.
now married with 3 of her children{ 17,18,26} not one working,total users, electric £15-£20 a week, gas bill as high as £360!and just can't buy enough toilet roll!gets worse 26year old,we have to pay for his car,as wife was on the finance agreement!told her not too, we have 2 dogs off him as he could't afford them, 17 year old is starting his way into low life,likes weed and does not want to work at all, kicked out of collage as he wasted their time, can't even try to sign on/or go to careers office as it's too much hassle!
Wife works overtime to pay for the finance on his car,I'm working 3 part time jobs, {60hours plus}.wife won't move them out though.
anyway rant over,have to make changes soon as it's effecting my health,and I've aged terribly lately.
Huge cost benefit living on your own, I could survive on a smaller wage much easier than now,and was happier before which is priceless.
Reading that I would be sitting them all down (including the wife) and tell the kids they have 3 months to get they're st together, grow up and leave or I'm leaving.

It's win win.
Hmm, don't see that the wife's at fault myself.

However, the 26 year old, wtf? Discuss it with your wife and agree a course of action. I'd start with suggesting that you sling him straight out and when the wife disagrees, compromise at three months to get himself a job and get his st together. Then, sling him out.

18 & 17 y/o, stern talking to and a pull your socks up ultimatum.

And stop giving them money/paying for everything.

Christ, my two are Angels compared to that!

Roper, you said they're and meant their, haha, you stupid fool biggrin

Mobile Chicane

20,820 posts

212 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Living solo means that I only do two loads of laundry a week.

I can't think of any other aspect of singleton life which saves money compared with coupledom.

Adenauer

18,579 posts

236 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Mobile Chicane said:
Living solo means that I only do two loads of laundry a week.

I can't think of any other aspect of singleton life which saves money compared with coupledom.
Mrs Adenauer does two loads per day laugh

Mr Roper

13,003 posts

194 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Adenauer said:
Roper, you said they're and meant their, haha, you stupid fool biggrin
Their you go again.

Rovinghawk

13,300 posts

158 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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HTP99 said:
Rawwr said:
It's amazing how much you save on toilet paper by only blowing out massive turds at work. A 4-pack of Andrex can last me up to 6 months.
Unfortunately I'm a regular 7:00 am man so that bit of advice is no use to me; I start work at 8:30am!
And you don't get up until 7.30am? smile