Britains Got Talent 2014

[Oakey]

stuartmmcfc said:

nicanary said:

stuartmmcfc said:

Was that the girl who sang opera?
She was quite fit aswell

A good act but spoiled for me by the sob story. I'm not interested - keep it to yourself.

You're a cold hearted so- and- so

He has a point;

"I had to move because of the bullies"

Oh, you were bullied? What for? Being too fking pretty?

[stuartmmcfc]

If youre bullied and move, its normally to another school.
She went to another country!

[LocoCoco]

Oakey said:

He has a point;

"I had to move because of the bullies"

Oh, you were bullied? What for? Being too fking pretty?

Bully is jealous of their victim shocker.

[Fishtigua]

How come the Ukrainian light show is not on the highlights youTube thingy? Has Simon already signed them?

[Oakey]

LocoCoco said:

Bully is jealous of their victim shocker.

When I was a teenager it was usually the pretty, popular girls that bullied the ugly girls.

[LocoCoco]

Oakey said:

LocoCoco said:

Bully is jealous of their victim shocker.

When I was a teenager it was usually the pretty, popular girls that bullied the ugly girls.

Maybe she was bullied for some other reason than looks?

[GetCarter]

Unfortunately, Britain seems to have lost its apostrophes. No talent here then.

[durbster]

nicanary said:

A good act but spoiled for me by the sob story. I'm not interested - keep it to yourself.

Aye. I don't see why it's relevant to a talent show. Most people have some kind of st to deal with so it's just manipulative to focus on certain ones.

[Jasandjules]

It seems that 50% of reality "talent" shows is the act with the other 50% the sob story.

[Oakey]

Oh look another act imported in to the show.

The other magician nearly started crying

[Legacywr]

Was that girl on the violin all that? :/

[Oakey]

I've seen The Prestige, those birds are dead, aren't they?

Eta: i'd love to know at what point exactly this woman thought it was a great idea to let her son play with knives

Edited by Oakey on Saturday 19th April 19:55

[anonymous-user]

Oakey said:

I've seen The Prestige, those birds are dead, aren't they?

Eta: i'd love to know at what point exactly this woman thought it was a great idea to let her son play with knives

Edited by Oakey on Saturday 19th April 19:55

I'd like to know at what point Cowell and co thought it constituted an act as opposed to a party piece.
Apart from standing further away from the target or doing it blindfold (unlikely) where does it go from here?

[Juanco20]

He was stood about 1ft from the board, only with a 'special eye' could you get it wrong from there

Amanda Holden is ridiculously hot for her age, MILF

[Oakey]

Well yeah, there was that small issue of being stood a foot away and throwing two feet to the sides

[zetec]

The only reason Walliams is on the show is to wind up Cowell, he does a pretty good job tbh

[Legacywr]

zetec said:

The only reason Walliams is on the show is to wind up Cowell, he does a pretty good job tbh

He is brilliant on this programme!

[R1gtr]

Legacywr said:

Was that girl on the violin all that? :/

Couldn't really hear the Violin above the music, but by christ she looks pure filth, posh, slightly tipsy with great norks, I would!

[baldy1926]

I was surprised they have put the comedy act through already.

[Grant76]

Juanco20 said:

He was stood about 1ft from the board, only with a 'special eye' could you get it wrong from there

Amanda Holden is ridiculously hot for her age, MILF

Agreed & agreed.